00:12

Only Fools and Horses - Sleepless in Peckham...!

When Marlene vanishes and Boycie is secretive about her disappearance, people assume he has killed her, but she only went to have a boob job. The Trotters need money to stave off being evicted but are saved when it transpires that...

01:30

Bottom - Burglary

A burglar breaks into Richie and Eddies place and manages to get caught by them. Once they have him tied up they have to decide what to do with him and the loot he has stolen from other houses.

01:59

Fresh Meat - Episode 7

Word gets out that it s Howard s birthday, and Candice insists they throw him a party. Unfortunately, not everyone sees the gathering in quite the same terms.

02:39

One Foot in the Grave - Only a Story

Mrs Warboys is staying with the Meldrews following the flooding of her house and is starting to irritate Margaret. However, Victor is a lot calmer than usual thanks to the reflexology treatment that he has started receiving.

03:09

Yes Minister - The Devil You Know

When Jim is betrayed by a Cabinet colleague over his plans to bring in jobs for British workers, he thinks about leaving Westminster and becoming a European Commissioner, But when Sir Humphrey learns who his replacement will be, he tries to change Jims

03:39

The Piglet Files - A Private Member's Bill

Sir Desmond wants to make budget cuts by amalgamating MI5, MI6 and other agencies. Piglet and his colleagues use their espionage skills to try to find the skeletons which might persuade Sir Desmond to reconsider.

04:05

Ghosts - About Last Night

After a night of partying, Alison and Mike scramble to clean up the house for a venue viewing, and Alison tries to find out why the ghosts are acting so strangely.

04:35

Big School - Episode 2

It is talent show time, but the teachers are the acts and the pupils are the judges.

05:05

Goodnight Sweetheart - Pennies from Heaven

Gary tries using his knowledge of the past to bet on certainties at the 1940s race track, but it all goes wrong. Meanwhile, Ron s white fiver printing press is raided by the police.

05:35

My Family - Four Affairs and a Funeral

Ben talks Roger into helping him move the body of a patient who died in his dental chair; Abi and Susan suspect Roger and Ben are having affairs.

06:05

Fresh Meat - Episode 5

Vod finds out about Oregon s affair with Shales, while Kingsley is pursuing Ruth at a student demo when they get kettled with Josie, and Kingsley s two-timing is exposed.

06:44

As Time Goes By - The House Next Door

While spending an evening at home everyone is startled by noises coming from the empty house next door. Jean calls the police but, its just the ex owner getting some boxes he had left. The young police officer who shows up to investigate takes a liking to

07:14

Ghosts - Getting Out

When Mike and Alison consider selling Button House to a hotel chain, the ghosts come up with some get-rich-quick schemes to help the cash-strapped couple.

07:44

Yes Minister - The Skeleton in the Cupboard

Jim uses a costly mistake from Sir Humphreys past to escape chastising an efficient local council for being late with their paperwork.

08:15

Bottom - Holy

Eddie and Richie celebrate Christmas by inviting Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog around for Christmas dinner and a day of fun and games. After a knock at the door Richie finds a baby left on their doorstep. Due to a few misperceptions Richie believes the baby

08:51

One Foot in the Grave - The Man Who Blew Away

Patrick is preparing for an important meeting with some Japanese businessmen. Next door, Victor s stolen car has been recovered, but he isn t very happy about it. Then the Meldrews are visited by Mr Foskett - a man who they met on holiday 17 years previou

09:33

Sex Education - Episode 4

Tragedy brings a familiar face back to Moordale. Jean s saving grace is Otis worst nightmare. Ruby does recon. Aisha asks out Cal ” but there s a twist.

10:30

The Detectives - Studs

Briggs and Louis find themselves on an assignment in Jersey. It isn t long before they get on the wrong side of Jim Bergerac.

11:00

The Upper Hand - Hit the Road

Tom has a crush on Patricia,an older girl whom the family think is weird,and when Charlie and Caroline are at a funeral he takes Patricia out in Charlie s jeep,hitting a gate-post and denting the vehicle. When the police arrive La...

11:26

Not Going Out - Dragon Castle

Lee and Lucy look to a career in the movies when they play background elves on the set of a popular mini-TV series, Dragon Castle. Their aspirations to become leading actors, however, are thwarted by their lack of talent.

11:55

The Green Green Grass - Keep on Running

Boycie claims it s just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire ?

12:25

Fresh Meat - Episode 5

Vod announces that her mum is coming to stay and, when she arrives, she is not what anybody expected.

13:08

My Family - Dart's All, Folks

Ben is approached by a man who remembers his father as a great darts player and asks him to join the local pub team. Ben discovers that he is not quite the darts player his father was and they replace him. When Roger asks him to join his team he is happy

13:38

My Family - The Guru

Ben s old friendship with a celebrity dentist causes problems, while Susan finds a new friendship at an Albanian airport and her loyalty to Ben is put to the test.

14:08

Still Open All Hours - The New Resident

Granville is having a cut-price sale - but only on old stock, not the boiled ham or new inflatable underwear support systems that are getting a special Arkwright promotion. Meanwhile, there s an air of romance around as Mrs Featherstone takes a shine to n

14:38

Not Going Out - Surprise

No matter what happens, Lucy s surprise party for her parents anniversary must remain a secret or it won t be a surprise. So why she tells Lee about it is anyone s guess.

15:08

Still Open All Hours - Eric Finally Goes Camping

Romance is in the air. Granville encourages Gastric to become a fearless hunter in an effort to impress Madge and get closer to her. Mavis senses the Black Widow making a move on Granville and decides to stand up for herself for once, and Mr Newbold goes

15:38

Not Going Out - Text

When Lee accidentally sends a rude text about Anna to Lucy, he makes the stupid mistake of sending it to Anna herself. Lee and Lucy now face the impossible task of stealing Anna s phone and deleting the text before she reads it.

16:07

Not Going Out - Conference

Lee does what he has to do to stop Lucy from flirting with the male delegates at a three-day annual trade conference in order to get herself work.

16:36

The Upper Hand - Match of the Day

Charlie agrees to coach Caroline s volleyball team, but are his ex-footballer skills compatible?

17:02

My Family - He's Just Not That Into Ben

To prove how trendy he is, Ben accompanies an embarrassed Michael to a gay club, where he gets chatted up by the adoring Rupert, who follows him home and sends him flowers. It s down to Susan to rescue her husband - and wangle herself a free holiday at th

17:31

Goodnight Sweetheart - Just in Time

When a workman arrives to carryout repairs in the time portal alleyway, Gary begins to contemplate where his future lies.

18:01

My Family - Of Mice and Ben

The Harpers star in a documentary about family life as part of Abi s latest college assignment. Susan is happy to present a facade of domestic bliss and dispense cookery tips along with relationship advice. Ben, however, is more concerned with catching a

18:30

As Time Goes By - The Stalker

Lionel fears he s losing his strength. So when a stalker starts following Sandy home he decides to show he can take care of the situation. Turns out it s just a love-sick teenager following her.

19:00

Goodnight Sweetheart - Wish Me Luck

Yvonne is in line for a work promotion, while Gary needs to decide which life to choose. Life in 1941 is appearing increasingly more attractive.

19:30

My Family - Ben Behaving Badly

When Janey has to sit with a poorly Kenzo, Ben volunteers to look after one of her elderly care clients, Harry, a man who seems to have been around but is not allowed out else he will go walkabout. However Harry encourages Ben to join him for a night on t

20:00

My Hero - The Foresight Saga

George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G

20:29

Not Going Out - Lucy

Lee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.

20:59

The Inbetweeners - The Gig and the Girlfriend

Simon wants to date a girl in the year below and to try and impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil end up going as well which spoils Simon s chances.

21:25

Only Fools and Horses - Happy Returns

Rodney s in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is she s only 19, and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum...

21:56

The Green Green Grass - For Richer For Poorer

To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an

22:26

My Family - Labour Pains

Susan gets an audition as a presenter of a pre-school TV show alongside a puppet monkey after a producer hears her reading to children in the library. There is however one other applicant, Janey, resulting in fierce competition and dirty tricks.

22:56

My Family - 'Booked

With Ben away on a volunteer dental programme in Colombia, Susan is persuaded by Janey to go on the Facebook social network, which leads to her meeting up again with charming ex-boyfriend Paul Tremaine. He turns out to be a large scale drug dealer and Sus

23:26

My Hero - Big Brother

George s family discover the joys of reality TV.

23:55

The Upper Hand - Hard Times

Caroline s agency is going through a lean time and she borrows money from the house-keeping,which leads Charlie to start an austerity drive, rationing electricity and buying in bulk from the Cash andamp; Carry. He also confiscates Carol...

00:21

The Green Green Grass - Sex and the Country

Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky s predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.

00:51

As Time Goes By - Relationships

The trip to Nowrich has changed Jean and Lionel s relationship. While Alistair still continues his romantic overtures to Jean, Lionel attempts to smooth things over with Jean. Alistair also gets Lionel to attempt another revision of his book, and Lionel b

01:20

Men Behaving Badly - Spoils of War

Steve invents an elderly uncle and Brenda treats Jamie as a gay friend.

01:43

Sex Education - Episode 3

Otis clinic achieves liftoff, as does his attraction to Maeve, who unexpectedly asks him for help. Eric swings off on his own and fields a come-on.

02:36

My Hero - Thermoman's Greatest Challenge

George and his dashing alter-ego (Thermoman) are invited to the same charity fundraiser.

03:05

Open All Hours - St Albert's Day

Arkwright has always told Granville his father was a Hungarian but then a real Hungarian comes into the shop. Could it be him? Arkwright is more concerned that he may be a shoplifter and hits on a cunning plan to part him from his jacket so that he can se

03:37

Open All Hours - An Errand Boy by the Ear

There are protests when Arkwright is caught dragging Granville around by his ear. Whilst Arkwright reasons that this is what errand boys are for, the customers choose to differ and force Arkwright to improve his nephew s lot in life.

04:08

Not Going Out - Jury

Lee does jury service and joins eleven other jurors to debate whether the accused is guilty or not. A simple enough task - until Lee decides to put the other jurors on trial.

04:38

Still Open All Hours - Rembrandt Di Gastric

Gastric gets arty, while Granville tries to shift some mystery tins.

05:08

The Outlaws - Episode 5

Against the backdrop of a family reunion and a slap-up meal, the outlaws begin to believe their ordeal might be at an end. But can their tormentor be so easily satisfied?

06:08

Absolutely Fabulous - France

Edina and Patsy holiday in France, where they find themselves staying in a rustic cottage, rather than the château they were expecting. There is no food or wine, and the duo are constantly disturbed by an old man whose French they cannot understand. They

06:38

My Family - The Spokes Person

Ben starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household. Meanwhile, Susan has Michael photograph semi-naked men for a calendar in order to contribute to her fundraising.

07:08

My Lady Jane - Wild Thing

Whats worse: when you have the raging horn for an unmitigated scoundrel? Or when he has a deep dark secret that could get you both killed?

07:59

Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly S04E03 Pornography

Gary offers to pay Dorothy to come back, but she loves her new boyfriend Jamie. As Dorothy is going to Deborahs dinner, Gary throws a competing party. Tonys busking scores with Jill, who cant get enough of him until she finds his stash of porn.

08:29

My Family - Droit de Seigneur Ben

When Janey is set up on a date with the son of one of Ben s patients, things go horribly wrong. Also, Susan gets tickets for the opera but Ben is less than enthusiastic.

08:59

My Family - Sitting Targets

Susan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick, and Janey leaves the grandparents to babysit Kenzo.

09:29

My Hero - The Mayor of Northolt

George is standing for mayor - his policy - to fix Stan and Ella s broken street light. His opponent is Piers. Piers sticks it to George by treating him as a joke in the hope that George can t possibly win. Janet is so incensed by George s attitude of bec

09:59

As Time Goes By - The Affair

Jean s sister-in-law decides to move in with her and Lionel after she finds out her husband is having an affair. Actually he being so secretive because he is planning a surprise anniversary party for her.

10:28

Not Going Out - Marriage Guidance

If Lee and Lucy s marriage wasn t in trouble before they go to marriage counselling, it is by the time they leave.

10:57

The Thin Blue Line - Fly on the Wall

Fowler receives a letter from the BBC, which then comes to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about Gasforth Police Station. Unfortunately, Grim convinces the officers, sans Fowler, that they are all going to become international television stars, prompti

11:28

Only Fools and Horses - Ashes to Ashes

Del s busy selling Trig s gran s genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig s Grandad s last resting place!

11:58

Ghosts - Speak as Ye Choose

Mary tells Julian how she finally found her voice, while Thomas decides he must finally kick his Alison addiction. Old friends of Mike share the surprising secret to their success.

12:28

Keeping Up Appearances - Early Retirement

Richard has had to take early retirement. Sadly for him, Hyacinth has many plans for his future.

12:59

The Thin Blue Line - Yuletide Spirit

Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.

13:29

The Piglet Files - Under Cover Activity

Piglet has been encouraged to get very close to a female KGB operative. What steps must he take to make sure his wife doesn t find out?

13:55

Absolutely Fabulous - Job

When Saffy berates Edina for being lazy and incompetent, Edina and Patsy decide to impress her by booking her favourite French film star, Jeanne Durand, to perform at the Royal Albert Hall. However, they re dismayed when Jeanne lip-syncs instead of singin

14:25

Fresh Meat - Episode 1

Public schoolboy JP, insecure Kingsley, wide-eyed Josie, socially awkward know-it-all Howard, hard-living Vod and desperate-to-be-cool Oregon embark on the most exciting period of their lives so far.

15:07

dinnerladies - Fog

Monday 1st November 1999: Tony s holiday photo, the visiting blood donor unit and an escaped prisoner are all contributing factors to Bren s bad day.

15:37

Only Fools and Horses - Go West Young Man

Rodneys depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird “ Monica of the fat thighs “ and life isnt exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution “ theyll all be millionaires in a year “ cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very do

16:08

Renegade Nell - Tracks Less Well Trod

On the run from the law, Nell, Roxy and George turn to highway robbery to survive.

16:56

My Family - The Wax Job

Ben decides to sell his dental practice and take up a hobby which he finds even more boring, while Susan s move up the art gallery ladder leads to more than one fall.

17:26

Absolutely Fabulous - Menopause

Bubble accidentally emails Edina s clients details to Claudia Bing, who poaches most of Edina s clients, including Twiggy. Patsy”recently diagnosed with osteoporosis”and Edina are horrified when Saffy forces them to attend a Menopausals Anonymous mee

17:57

Men Behaving Badly - Babies Having Babies

Kevin is rattled when his girlfriend suggests having a baby, and Jamies will give up anything to have a good time -- including a job interview.

18:22

Open All Hours - The New Suit

Nurse Gladys has forced Arkwright to buy a new suit because she s tired of being seen around with him in a shabby suit.

18:53

Sex Education - Episode 7

Elevator inaction sparks collective action. A sisterly argument years in the making finally boils over. Maeve makes things right ” and makes a choice.

19:54

Big School - Episode 6

Unnatural disaster strikes Miss Postern s classroom when Mr Barber spends the night there.

20:24

Not Going Out - Christmas Special

The will-they-won t-they tension reaches new highs in this epic series finale for Christmas that sees Lucy and Lee in previously uncharted emotional waters.

21:09

Not Going Out - Band

When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can t beat them he should join them.

21:39

Men Behaving Badly - Got Milk?

Jamie tries to impress Brenda by getting a job ... as a lab rat. Steve tries to impress Katie by being a bad boy.

22:04

Yes Minister - The Middle-Class Rip-Off

Jim and Sir Humphrey collide when Jim acts as an M.P. to sell an art gallery and museum in his district to support a popular local soccer club.

22:35

Not Going Out - Mugging

When Lucy has her handbag stolen from right under Lee s nose, he feels the need to prove his manliness over and over and over again.

23:03

My Hero - Puttin' on the Writs

George and Janet are loading their groceries into their car when they hear Mrs Raven yelling at the triplets as she s loading her groceries. The trolley man loses control of his trolleys on the ramp of the car park and they head straight for Mrs Raven.! As s

23:32

Only Fools and Horses - Cash and Curry

Del s swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trouble is, he hasn t reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.

00:03

Still Open All Hours - Mrs Featherstone's Driving Lesson

Granville is selling lucky toy sloths from Madagascar, but will that help the Black Widow, who has decided its time to learn to drive, if only she can find an instructor prepared to give her more than one lesson? Kath and the ladies are organising a

00:33

Sex Education - Episode 2

After Jean makes a cringey appearance at school, Otis tries his hand at pleasing Ola”and advising a hapless teacher. Fearless Maeve buckles.

01:25

The Piglet Files - The Hunt for Red Decoder

MI5 has acquired a Russian decoding device, but it won t work. Piglet uses his electronics skills to try to understand why.

01:52

My Family - Dentally Unstable

Janey starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael s latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.

02:22

The Upper Hand - A Model Grandmother

The Upper Hand - A Model Grandmother

02:48

Waiting for God - Sabotage

Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he

03:18

Not Going Out - Rachel

Lee decides that the best way to get Lucy to notice him is to make her jealous. Now all he has to do is find himself a girlfriend.

03:48

Only Fools and Horses - Strained Relations

After Grandad s funeral, Delboy and Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them - bringing his nautical nightmares.

04:19

The Detectives - The Curse Of The Comanches

When Briggs and Louis, helped by a mysterious Commanch Chief, go on the hunt for a sacred Indian carving, they soon find themselves on the trail of tragedy, death and disaster...

04:49

The Thin Blue Line - Night Shift

Pestered by his ex-wife, Fowler reluctantly agrees to let his son Bill stay with him and Dawkins for a fortnight. When Dawkins overhears Bill making love to his girlfriend in the bedroom, she becomes envious and attempts to talk Fowler into going to see a

05:18

Still Open All Hours - The Christmas Tree

It s Christmas at Arkwright s, and Granville has his eye on a tree which gives him more than he bargained for. Nurse Gladys gossips with Mrs Featherstone about tactics for her new job, and Eric and Cyril embark on a new fitness plan to impress their wives

05:48

Keeping Up Appearances - Onslow's Birthday

Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow s birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose s wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in

06:19

Only Fools and Horses - Hole in One

The Trotters are potless, so Uncle Albert comes to the rescue by having an accident with the open cellar door of the Nag s Head.

06:49

Only Fools and Horses - The Chance of a Lunchtime

Raquel has an audition for a play, and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper, each thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Alber

07:41

Ghosts - Home

Mike is feeling intense anxiety about the future. The couple look into selling some land, incensing Lady Button. Can Thomas finally become a published poet?

08:09

Only Fools and Horses - Strangers on the Shore...!

Going to France to scatter the late Uncle Albert s ashes near the village where he spent part of the war, Del decides to kill two birds with one stone and organize a booze cruise. At the village they learn that Albert was a real l...

09:27

Wreck - Disposable

After the group decide to go their separate ways, Jamie and Vivian must delve deeper to find the missing festival staff, forging new alliances along the way. Meanwhile, the gang on the road become lost and find themselves caught up in a terrifying siege.

10:15

My Family - The Abi Habit

According to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and she decides that she and the girls should abstain from even the slightest physical contact with men for three weeks in order to spice up their sex lives, but will Abi take it too far?

10:44

One Foot in the Grave - The Big Sleep

As retirement throws more problems for Victor Meldrew s retirement, including a next-door neighbour s noisy party, a disturbing and puzzling rash and an atheist funeral, has Victor bitten the bullet?

11:13

Not Going Out - Neighbour

Lucy isn t happy with the noise a new neighbour is making. She asks both Lee and Tim to talk to him but both are scared too. Tim decides to take up boxing so that he will have more courage. Lee ends up going to confront the man.

11:42

Ghosts - Perfect Day

The big day at Button House has arrived, but some freak weather disrupts everyone s plans.

12:12

Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly S07E01 Performance

Sex is beautiful and natural, until Gary and Dorothy decide they want to make a baby. Tony is about to move in with Deborah when she goes into hospital with a bad leg. Tony faces up to the dilemma: could he live with a one-legged woman?

12:59

The Upper Hand - Working Girls

Jo and her friend Julia are late for the school s Go To Work With a Parent planning evening so the only work experience left is with Caroline and Charlie. Fearing Caroline may be a hard boss to work for Jo opts to help Charlie but...

13:25

Fresh Meat - Episode 4

It s the Easter break and JP invites the gang to stay at his country house, but it s not as idyllic as it seems...

14:07

Yes Minister - The Compassionate Society

When Jim learns that a brand new hospital still has no medical staff, but hundreds of civil servants working there, he proposes that half of the civil servants be sacked and use the money saved to open wards with medical staff.

14:38

Absolutely Fabulous - Panickin'

Edina builds a panic room. Patsy is at her shop, Jeremy s, when Minnie Driver enters. Patsy, determined to become Minnie s stylist, invites Minnie to Edina s, where she has gathered racks of designer outfits with which to dress Minnie. When Minnie wants a

15:08

Waiting for God - Two Nasty Children

Blaming Tom for introducing Marion to Dennis Sparrow, Geoffrey asks him to baby-sit his two children Skye and Tarquin, but they are little monsters who run rings round them. Fortunately, Diana is on hand to put them in their place. Baines decides to t

15:37

The Vicar of Dibley - The Window and the Weather

One of the church s stained glass windows is broken during a storm (not The Great Storm, mind you), which sends the Reverend on a fund-raising mission among the well to do, especially David s friends.

16:08

Waiting for God - Great Aunt Diana

The residents are getting wet waiting for a bus but when it arrives the driver claims that they cannot get on for free for another four minutes as they are too early, so Diana hauls him off the bus and Tom hi-jacks it on behalf of the residents. Later t

16:38

So Haunt Me - The Star Ad

Sally starts to use information she s learned on her Marriage Guidance course to dictate how she treats her family and in the name of acceptance and tolerance , starts to let her family get away with murder. Tammy goes out with a bikey yob called Terry

17:08

The Detectives - Fur Coat, No Knickers

Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. However they are more concerned with the police football quiz.

17:38

Not Going Out - Rabbit

Lucy accidentally runs over a pet rabbit belonging to the daughter of an important client.

18:07

One Foot in the Grave - The Affair of the Hollow Lady

Victor thinks that the woman in the greengrocers fancies him. Meanwhile, Mrs Warboys has won a wax model of herself and the Meldrews are having problems with their door locks.

18:37

As Time Goes By - Broadcast Plans

Alistair trys to get Lionel and Jean to go with him to the screening of the miniseries in the states. Lionel not liking the changes refuses to go so Alistair invites Sandy and Judy to go instead.

19:07

Big School - Episode 1

Mr Church is about to resign but the arrival of a new French teacher changes everything.

19:37

Open All Hours - Horse-Trading

Arkwright has a rival: corner shop owner Mr Gupta, so he sends Granville undercover “ in a sari “ to check him out. Arkwright believes he can get one over on his rival by selling him a load of genuine Yorkshire clotheshorses but he has reckoned withou

20:07

Not Going Out - Tent

Lee organises a family camping trip into the back of beyond, where they soon discover that no one can hear them scream.

20:37

The Green Green Grass - More Questions Than Answers

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can t help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie s farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5

21:07

As Time Goes By - Avoiding the Country Set

Jean and Lionel visit the country house again but, this time try to avoid the townspeople that caused them so much trouble the last time they visited.

21:37

As Time Goes By - Improvements?

Lionel gets some suggestions for improvements to his script for the miniseries. Jean and Lionel argue over her retirement that has yet to happen. Later they go out to the country house to see some of the filming for the miniseries.

22:07

Men Behaving Badly - No Retreat, No Surrender

When Kevin announces his plans to marry Sarah and move to Chicago, best man Jamie holds an intervention to save his buddy from his apparent addiction to ""this depraved pagan ceremony you call a wedding.""

22:32

The Vicar of Dibley - Dibley Live

""Radio Dibley"" goes live for one week, with Geraldine doing a ""Brain of Dibley"" competition and Owen commenting on horse gelding. Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law.

23:04

The Piglet Files - Sex, Spies and Videotape

Flint finds a new boyfriend, while Maxwell and Drummond prepare a promotional video.

23:29

Fresh Meat - Episode 7

Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.