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12:32

dinnerladies

Christmas

Thursday 23rd December 1999: Bren s past has caught up with her and it looks as though she and Tony are off the menu as far as romance is concerned, causing her to contemplate handing her notice in.

13:07

Men Behaving Badly

Three Girlfriends

Gary s dad has come to stay so he has to find a partner to take to a party. Tony has three girlfriends at the same time and he s finding it difficult to keep them apart. He s also making Gary very jealous! Gary s dad has come to stay. Gary has to find a p

13:37

Sick Note

Frantisek Kotzwara

The lies keep coming as Daniel is in serious trouble and things are looking pretty messy.

14:01

The Piglet Files

Red Spy at Night

Is Major Maxwell actually a spy for the KGB? Drummond is determined to find out - after all, if he is, Drummond gets his office, his position and a substantial pay rise...

14:28

The Thin Blue Line

Ism Ism Ism

Dawkins discovers circumstantial evidence of a domestically abused wife, Grim applies to join the Todgers, and Mayoress Christabel Wickham informs Fowler of the presence of an illegal immigrant in Gasforth. Fowler apparently solves the crimes, but soon re

15:05

As Time Goes By

You Must Remember This

We meet the two main characters: Lionel and Jean. In the pilot episode, Lionel is in a hotel cafe giving a waitress a hard time. He is scathingly sarcastic. Jean is, similarly, seen being brittle and unbending. Lionel is working on his book "My Life in

15:36

dinnerladies

Minnellium

Friday 31st December 1999: Philippa is getting in a flap over the factory s millennium dinner and transporting all the staff and equipment to the venue on time. But the discovery of something on the fire escape diverts everyone s attention.

16:11

My Family

Breakable

Nick buys a motorcycle for his new business endeavour but not surprisingly, things do not go according to plan. Janey gets a new job in hopes of being discovered by film producers, and Susan tries to convince Ben to soften up.

16:41

The Detectives

Art Attack

When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of enfant terrible Hadyn Smailes - a pair of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist s own urine.

17:11

Waiting for God

The Partition

Tom is depressed because he is missing his late wife but Marion and Geoffrey are not keen to have him home on respite. He turns his attentions to Diana and suggests that they shack up together, a proposition that offends her so much that she has a partiti

18:11

Ghosts

En Francais

Having lost their appetite for Food Club, the ghosts trial some new entertainment inspired by Pat. Disaster strikes as Mike and Alison host an important guest at Button House.

17:40

My Hero

My Hero Christmas

It s George s first Christmas, and although he has trouble with the concept he tries to spread good cheer.

18:40

Not Going Out

Speech

Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it. Lee sees an opportunity to impress her and offers his services but at the expense of Tim, who also thinks he s the best man for the job. Wha

19:09

Waiting for God

Sabotage

Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he

19:39

My Family

Trust Never Sleeps

Parents Ben and Susan reluctantly agree to let daughter Janey have a party whilst they are away on holiday - and plan to sneak back unnoticed into the house and check up on the children, just to be on the safe side.

20:10

The Detectives

Cardiac Arrest

When a gang member is shot during a getaway, Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the hospital. But with so many sick people, doctors and nurses around, Louis hypochondria knows no bounds...

20:39

The Outlaws

Episode 6

Out of options and time, the outlaws must take extreme measures. But with the eyes of the public and the police on them, can they together pull off the con to end all cons?

21:40

Friday Night Dinner

The Fox

Dad is keeping a dead fox in the freezer in the garage because he wants to get it stuffed. But when Mum needs to use the freezer, Dad enlists Adam and Jonny in a desperate attempt to hide the animal.

22:05

My Family

Age of Romance

Nick has a new girlfriend and the family get a bit of a shock when he brings her round for dinner. Also, Michael gets a new computer and Janey is starting to feel like the poor relation.

22:35

My Hero

Parents

Thermoman reveals his double identity to Janet s parents, in an attempt to gain their favour, but her mother can t keep a secret.

23:05

My Hero

Janet does not realize that the Irish hypochondriac who s come to see her at the health centre is actually the famed superhero Thermoman, who saved her life while she was vacationing in Arizona.

23:35

Ghosts

Who Do You Think You Are?

A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? Its riddled with ghosts�

00:06

Ghosts

Free Pass

Desperate for cash, Mike and Alison rent the house to a film crew making a period drama � a move that pushes both Thomas and the old houses floorboards to breaking point.

00:35

Warren

The Rival

Warrens business is not going well, whilst rival driving instructor Daz s business is booming. Warren sets about reinventing himself, but his plans get scuppered.

01:03

Ghosts

Not Again

Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the BandB. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.

01:34

Renegade Nell

Stop Printing This Muck

The gang head to Fleet Street to stop the news sheets from printing lies about Nell.

02:14

The Brittas Empire

Safety First

Gordon is practicing a fire drill and makes it more complicating then ever. Meanwhile Helen is planning a picnic in Gordon s office and wants Gordon to be at the picnic. But Gordon seems to be very busy which makes Helen very upset. Mrs Dapping has come a

02:45

Ghosts

A Lot to Take In

A mysterious visitor arrives at Button House with a revelation that leaves Alison reeling. Mike has an epiphany on his first day at a new job, which causes Julian to remember his first day as a ghost.

03:11

The Detectives

Witness

Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employs Briggs and Louis.

03:41

Keeping Up Appearances

Onslow's Birthday

Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow s birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose s wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in

04:12

Only Fools and Horses

Watching the Girls Go By

Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.

04:43

The Inbetweeners

Bunk Off

The four bunk off School and get drunk. Simon tells Carli D amato he loves her by writing it on her drive way in big letters. It ends badly when Simon and Will s parents find out what they ve been doing all day.

05:08

Waiting for God

The Thief

Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou

05:39

Goodnight Sweetheart

Let Yourself Go

Yvonne suspects that she s pregnant, while Gary accompanies Phoebe to the countryside. As Gary struggles to maintain his double life, an American airman enters the scene.

06:10

The Vicar of Dibley

Election

Geraldine clashes with David in the Dibley district councilor elections over the issue of local bus service, and finds herself an opposing candidate.

06:40

Fawlty Towers

Gourmet Night

To bring the right type of crowd into the hotel Basil establishes a Gourmet Night.

07:10

My Hero

Cassie Come Home

Janet s mother Ella becomes a trainee JP. When visiting Janet and George she comments on the fact that Ollie hasn t spoken a single word yet. He responds by talking a language that sounds like baby talk (George has been teaching Ollie the language of Ju

07:39

Goodnight Sweetheart

Turned Out Nice Again

George Formby turns up at the Royal Oak wanting to record a Beatles song that Gary claims to have written. Consequently, Gary has to find a way of keeping musical history intact.

08:10

My Hero

Old Man Riverdance

Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.

08:40

My Family

Dentist to the Stars

One of Britain s best-loved heart-throbs visits Ben s surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly, at first, unimpressed.

09:09

As Time Goes By

The Mini Series

Alistair comes back from the states with news that a television company wants to turn Lionel s book into a miniseries. While trying to make copies at Jean s agency Lionel accidently shreds his summary that he wrote for the tv people. Despite this they dec

09:40

My Family

My Fair Charlady

Susan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well - much to the family s delight, and to Susan s chagrin.

10:10

The Detectives

The Wembley Stadium Mystery

Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.

10:41

My Hero

The Family Way

george becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby for a childless couple on ultron

11:10

My Family

Loco Parentis

Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.

11:41

Men Behaving Badly

Rent Boy

Tony tries to impress Deborah by pretending that he can speak German - His plan backfires, however, when Debs gets a letter from a German customer and asks him to translate it for her! Gary begins to suspect that Tony is gay.

12:06

Miranda

Je Regret Nothing

Trapped in her flat and being shouted at, Miranda is forced to think about her regrets.

12:37

Men Behaving Badly

People Behaving Irritatingly

Tony s brother has come to stay and so does his girlfriend. Gary ends up wanting to kill both of them. Then he finds out that her parents have a holiday villa which might be available for a free holiday. Now he ll have to be nice to them both!

13:02

My Family

The Lost Weekend

When the children go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves. Unfortunately, it s been so long since that happened, that they have absolutely no idea how to spend it.

13:32

My Hero

Pregnant

Our heroic couple find out that they re pregnant in this episode. As part of the pregnancy George endows Joyce with Ultronian powers, which she the uses to go about saving the day. The sub plot is Mrs. Raven convincing Piers that he is going to be on ""

14:02

Goodnight Sweetheart

There's Something About a Soldier

Yvonne wants Gary to get a sensible job with her new company. Plus, Gary s wartime life seems threatened by a returning hero. Is it time for Gary to make a break from the past?

14:33

The Detectives

Never Without Protection

A Duchess keeps appearing in the tabloids canoodling withher police bodyguards. What the Super needs are two completely unappealing detectives...

15:03

My Family

Ben Wants to Be a Millionaire

Ben goes to a reunion of old school friends and is horrified to find that someone he never liked is now a millionaire. Elsewhere, Nick has found a new unconventional way of earning money.

15:32

Only Fools and Horses

Who's a Pretty Boy?

Del Boy arranges for Rodney and Grandad to redecorate Denzil and Corinne s flat. What is Corrinne going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread ?

16:03

Waiting for God

The Hip Operation

Diana falls and breaks her hip whilst throwing a brick at the home s incompetent South American gardener. She is taken to hospital where she rows with the Welsh doctor over a hip replacement operation and Sarah, about to marry Sam, comes to visit. Sarah k

16:34

My Hero

Shock, Horror!

George has had very little time to rest.(too many rescues.) Janet urges him to rest. Olly is sick and George keeps flying home to check on him before flying away again. As George tires, he flies slower and a reporter tracks him to the flat where he takes

17:04

My Hero

Big

ollies half human half ultron body has unexpected results when he grows from a baby to an 18 year old with a serious girlfreind in just 24 hours

17:34

To the Manor Born

Cosmetics

Richard must get Audrey to agree to pose as his wife for a weekend so he can fend off the amorous attentions of a cosmetics businesswoman who has decided to visit the estate.

18:05

My Family

Get Cartier

When an over-friendly patient gives him an expensive watch, Ben jumps to the conclusion that he is a gangster and is determined to get rid of the gift. Meanwhile, Susan searches the house for her anniversary present.

18:35

Only Fools and Horses

Homesick

Del Boy uses Rodney s election as chairman of the local tenants association to plot a move to ground-floor accommodation.

19:06

My Hero

A Little Learning

It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now Geor

19:36

Only Fools and Horses

A Royal Flush

Rodney meets Vicky, a seemingly impoverished artist who it transpires is the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. Having obtained a pair of tickets to the sold-out production of Carmen, Rodders seems to have deeply impressed Vicky. ...

20:37

The Vicar of Dibley

Arrival

The village of Dibley acquires a new vicar, but the Reverend Geraldine is a bit of a surprise, and a not entirely welcome one to some people.

21:07

Not Going Out

Aussie

Ruth, an Australian friend of Kate s, comes to stay and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth.

21:37

Waiting for God

The Seance

Whilst Mr. Kwok demonstrates karate to the Bayview males, who vie with each other to impress Jane, Tom is introduced to Jane s psychic, Marjorie Evans, and asks to be put in touch with his dead wife. A seance is duly organized, but Marion has bribed the

22:07

As Time Goes By

Living Together, But Where?

Jean and Lionel finally decide to live together but, each assume that the other one is moving into their place. Later Lionel get s arrested outside Jean s house for acting suspiciously.

22:37

The Brittas Empire

Mr Brittas Changes Trains

Things are getting rather strange at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Carole seems to be croaking a lot while talking, Linda does nothing but bark about a lot and keeps talking in dog language and Colin keeps telling everyone that he loves everyone and ke

23:06

The Outlaws

Episode 5

Against the backdrop of a family reunion and a slap-up meal, the outlaws begin to believe their ordeal might be at an end. But can their tormentor be so easily satisfied?

00:06

Goodnight Sweetheart

One O'Clock Jump

Gary tries to rectify matters when his shop s success makes Yvonne depressed at her lack of employment prospects. Plus, he discovers that PC Deadman is unaware that he has a child.

00:36

My Family

The Second Greatest Story Ever Told

Susan s feathers are ruffled when Nick lands the plum part of Jesus in an amateur theatrical production, leaving Susan to play the rather less demanding part of Shepherd Number Two. Ben, meanwhile, has an extremely painful toothache to contend with, and i

01:05

Waiting for God

Great Aunt Diana

The residents are getting wet waiting for a bus but when it arrives the driver claims that they cannot get on for free for another four minutes as they are too early, so Diana hauls him off the bus and Tom hi-jacks it on behalf of the residents. Later t

01:36

Absolutely Fabulous

Cleanin'

Edina s home is a mess, and she has done some more remodelling as usual. The changes include a pool in her bathroom, and a shower that washes and buffs her like a car wash. Her new client Emma Bunton comes by to discuss new jobs. It turns out Saffron was

02:07

As Time Goes By

The Old Folks' Party

Jean ropes everyone into helping at a party for the oldies ... bottoms are pinched, Alastair excels as a DJ, and Jean and Lionel hope to be treated as well in their old age. Madge and Rocky spice things up with booze.

02:37

My Family

Luck Be a Lady Tonight

In order to awaken Abi s interest, Susan suggests Roger should make her jealous and despite Ben s protests, tries to find a date for him.

03:08

Goodnight Sweetheart

I Got It Bad and That Ain't Good

Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, while Gary feels more inclined to move between eras. Meanwhile, in 1941, a tall dark stranger seems to have entered Phoebe s life.

03:38

My Family

The Last Resort

Ben decides to take Susan back to one of their old romantic haunts for her birthday, but instead, romance comes back to haunt them. Meanwhile, at home, Michael is left alone by his siblings.

04:08

My Family

I Second That Emulsion

The Harpers plan to redecorate their house, however, with Nick taking instructions from "The Naked Chef" rather too literally, and Janey s boyfriend spending the night in her room without her parents permission, it appears that work will never get starte

04:38

My Hero

Thermoman's Greatest Challenge

George and his dashing alter-ego (Thermoman) are invited to the same charity fundraiser.

05:08

Men Behaving Badly

Babies

Deborah leaves her keys with Tony so that he can let the gas engineer in to service her boiler. Tony can t resist the chance to have a peep in Deborah s underwear drawer, with disastrous consequences! Gary and Dorothy think they might have a baby - Doroth

05:39

My Family

Death and Ben Take a Holiday

Susan, Ben and the children travel to a family funeral in Leeds. In addition to reservation problems at the hotel, Nick s shameless liaisons with the hotel maid and Susan s inappropriate behaviour at the funeral add up to a fraught weekend.

06:09

Waiting for God

The Boring Son

In addition to her alcoholism, Marion s fling with Bob becomes the last straw for Geoffrey, who finally decides to leave her. But where can he go? Answer, move in with his father at Bayview but Geoffrey is so boring that before long Diana and Tom are p

06:39

Goodnight Sweetheart

Who's Taking You Home Tonight

Gary s fictional job working for Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it s not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening.

07:09

My Family

Pain in the Class

Michael appears to be having trouble with a classmate. Will confronting the problem make things any better? Elsewhere, Nick is trying to become a dotcom millionaire and Janey wants a tattoo.

07:39

The Piglet Files

A Room with a View

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08:04

Waiting for God

Politics

Diana decides that she would like to enter politics and stands as an independent candidate for the Residents Party. Baines has been asked to stand for the Tories so Tom decides he will have some fun and join in the race too. Diana is forced to stand dow

08:35

The Inbetweeners

Thorpe Park

Simon passes his driving test at the first attempt, less on account of his skills than the fact that Tracey, the saucy examiner, finds him cute. As promised, he agrees to take his three friends to Thorpe Park, where he can get in free as he knows the man

08:59

The Thin Blue Line

The Queen's Birthday Present

It is the tenth anniversary of Fowler and Dawkins relationship, but Fowler manages to forget, being instead more concerned with the Queen s Official Birthday.

09:29

Waiting for God

Sleeping Pills

Diana collapses and is rushed to hospital where Baines tries, unsuccessfully to cop off with the lady doctor. Diana, wrongly, gets it into her head that she is dying of cancer and asks Tom to get her some sleeping pills so that she can end it all quickl

10:00

Friday Night Dinner

The Anniversary

Mum and Dad s anniversary is ruined when Dad paints a portrait of Mum that looks like Margaret Thatcher, Jonny gets a tattoo of a skull, and Jim sleep-walks around their house, causing havoc.

10:24

My Family

First Past the Post

With a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael s new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.

10:54

The Inbetweeners

Caravan Club

The boys call Jay s bluff and agree to go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is like a massive orgy . Jay s dad is on hand to give advice on all matters sexual, whether they want it or not, Simon is falsely accused of rap

11:17

The Outlaws

Episode 3

The outlaws illicit business begins to run like a well-oiled machine. An old dog struggles to learn new tricks, and a protest erupts at the community centre.

12:18

The Piglet Files

A Question of Intelligence

Peter Chapman, an electronics professor at the Polytechnic, is followed by two MI5 agents (we find out later it s Dexter and Lewis). The agents at MI5 have had trouble figuring out how to use the technical equipment they re given for surveillance, and two

12:45

Big School

Episode 4

When Ofsted arrive to conduct an impromptu inspection, Greybridge is thrown into chaos.

13:15

The Brittas Empire

Temple of the Body

Gordon explains to the staff about worshipping other peoples temples which he prefers to be another word for the human body. He then finds that a flat cupboard is being used when he finds a red bed duvet cover sticking out, then Gavin s hat turns up. Gord

13:45

Warren

The Pond

Warren pushes Charlie into getting a job in the local garden centre so he can get a discounted pond liner.

14:14

Absolutely Fabulous

Book Clubbin'

Edina has a nightmare about Saffron s baby trying to stab her. It turns out that the face of the nightmare baby belongs to Saffron s midwife, who delights in teasing Edina about these nightmares. Edina expresses her displeasure about this baby. Saffron in

14:45

The Brittas Empire

Shall We Dance?

Gordon seems to be spending a lot of time with Laura while Helen and the children are on holiday. Everyone thinks that there is something going on between Gordon and Laura. Gordon is planning to take Laura to the dance which is being held at the centre. T

15:15

The Green Green Grass

Testing Times

Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

15:45

To the Manor Born

Station Closing

When Audrey learns of plans to close the local railway station, she leads a protest to save it. Meanwhile, Richard plans to buy the site so he can tear down the station and build a new grocery store in its place.

16:16

Fawlty Towers

The Wedding Party

Basil wants none of that going on in his rooms and suspects some guests and Polly of carrying on.

16:51

The Vicar of Dibley

Community Spirit

Geraldine takes over the Autumn Fair and promises a celebrity, say Elton John, to open it but finds it a bit difficult to deliver.

17:21

My Family

Misery

Janey is appalled when her mother comes to visit her at university - especially when she begins to reminisce about her own student days. Meanwhile, Ben s plans for a relaxing round of golf do not go according to plan.

17:51

Only Fools and Horses

Video Nasty

Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film, but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del gets him a secondhand typewriter, and also suggests a storyline of A Rhino Loose in the City . To make matters worse, the director, Mickey

18:21

As Time Goes By

At Death's Door

The miniseries based on Lionel s book is finally aired on U.S. television. When Jean s sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hopital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.

18:51

Men Behaving Badly

Casualties

Deborah has become very depressed, so she decides to sell her flat and leave the country (As you do!!!). To prevent her from leaving, Gary and Tony do everything they can think of to convince potential buyers that her flat is a terrible place to live!

19:22

Keeping Up Appearances

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19:52

As Time Goes By

Branching Out

With Jean opening up a new branch of her secretarial agency Sandy and Judy have different ideas who should be in charge of it.

20:23

Sick Note

The Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner

Officer Hayward suspects Dr. Glennis s wife of criminal activity. Katerina asks Daniel to keep his "recovery" quiet. Vanessa learns the truth.

20:47

Waiting for God

The Funeral

Depressed vicar Dennis Sparrow is conducting the funeral of ex-Bayview resident Jimmy, but is making heavy weather of the eulogy and later he tells Tom and Diana that he is losing his faith. Geoffrey is back with Marion but their life is far from being a

21:17

Waiting for God

The Promotional Video

A promotional video is being made to extol the virtues of Bayview and several residents are to have speaking parts, including Basil, who sees himself as the new James Bond, Tom and Jenny. The excitement is such that few will heed Diana s view that it is

21:48

Waiting for God

Shelves

Geoffrey is getting on Tom s nerves with his obsession with shelves, which he keeps putting up all over the unit and it s a blessing when he gets a call from Marion, asking him to get back with her. Tom is not the only resident missing Diana as she is s

22:18

To the Manor Born

Horse vs Cars

A repair bill for Audrey s Rolls-Royce finally convinces her to revert to four-legged horsepower.

22:49

Only Fools and Horses

From Prussia with Love

When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor

23:21

My Family

They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?

Susan decides that she and Ben should take dance lessons, but they soon find it takes more than two to tango. Meanwhile, Michael decides to concentrate on his studies, but can he stop thinking about girls?

23:51

Waiting for God

Christmas at Bayview

It s Christmas and unsurprisingly Diana is not in the Christmassy mood. She s already told off a very young Santa to whom she took her great-niece and she s not bothered that there will be no entertainment, thanks to Baines fiddling