An old school insists on throwing Miranda a party to introduce her to a suitable man. Miranda is notoriously bad at coming up with excuses, but when she sees a photo of her intended date he s so bad that the only option left is to lie and come out to her
Susan insists that they purchase an expensive, over-the-top burglar alarm after Brigitte thinks her van has been stolen, but it fails to serve its purpose. Also, Nick s career takes an unexpected turn.
Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.
Mary is coming for Janes crown. Frances is coming for Guildford. And the nobility is coming to get hammered at Janes Coronation Banquet.
The police set up a trap for the prime suspect in the serial killer case, but their plans could be derailed entirely after a notorious child murderer s new identity is leaked on the internet.
Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky. Lee s attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carni
Although Margaret is glad that Victor finally has a hobby to occupy his time, she is less pleased to discover that it involves painting nudes.
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It s time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter s Ethnic Tours. But, why are there no takers?
The Bishop needs his appendix removed, but he wont agree to pain relief or surgery.
Nell goes to Newgate Prison to try and rescue Devereux, and Roxy and George meet their Uncle Jack.
Tommy s convinced he s out of shape so he goes to the gym but ends up over-exerting himself.
Aprils ex-fiance returns, casting doubt over Berthas paternity.
An explicit pic puts a mean girl on the spot. Maeve wants to track down the shaming culprit, forcing Otis to make a tough choice on an important day.
When Dan and Hannah s neighbour asks them to look after the exotic fish in his flat for a few days. What could possibly go wrong?
A claustrophobic game of cat and mouse ensues, with multiple parties all attempting to outwit each other to uncover the truth. But how far will Dr Glennis go to stop the truth from coming out?
Pete and Sally s freind Jim from New York visits. Yetta s behaving herself as instructed, but then she doesn t need to do much as Sally has strangely started behaving just like her, insisting everyone eat, interogating Jim and saying Oy Vay a lot. Is it
Tim s spy senses are put to the test after he strikes a dodgy deal with The Examiner. Marcus gets a little bit of power and enjoys it.
Things have gone missing and Gordon has closed the centre for the day. He explains that there could be a thief about and sets a trap to catch the thief. The plan is to hide in a locker and sees who takes the bait (his wallet). Meanwhile Helen is suffering
Wicky visits a social media influencer with millions of followers and an unhealthy obsession with the 1980s.
Briggs and Louis find themselves on an assignment in Jersey. It isn t long before they get on the wrong side of Jim Bergerac.
Tom puts the finishing touches to their own electricity generator in the cellar, which runs on their animals waste. He then goes fishing with Jerry, and decides to store the surplus in the freezer, until the generator plays up...
Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.
The boys call Jay s bluff and agree to go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is like a massive orgy . Jay s dad is on hand to give advice on all matters sexual, whether they want it or not, Simon is falsely accused of rap
The outlaws must hustle on two fronts ” with a captain of industry, and a member of the landed gentry. An audacious break-in is planned, and an imposter is heartbreakingly exposed.
The Piglet Files - The Beagle Has Landed
Because MI-5 can t be trusted to ferret out a leak in Downing Street 10, royal bodyguard Hubble is sent in.
Pestered by his ex-wife, Fowler reluctantly agrees to let his son Bill stay with him and Dawkins for a fortnight. When Dawkins overhears Bill making love to his girlfriend in the bedroom, she becomes envious and attempts to talk Fowler into going to see a
Geraldine clashes with David in the Dibley district councilor elections over the issue of local bus service, and finds herself an opposing candidate.
A special programme focusing on the #MeToo movement and a chance for Alan to show off his broadcasting chops. Alans very own mixed vocal harmony group The Quavers perform live.
Richard uses psychology to trick Audrey into organizing the annual Hunt Ball at Grantleigh, then becomes so distracted by ongoing business deals that he forgets to invite her to the Ball as his guest.
Kieran isn t his usual cheeky chappy self after spotting Katie flirting with a shop fitter. Plus, Julie tries to help Gavin move on.
Jamie is kidnapped during a violent ambush in Northern Ireland while impersonating Bill Gracey, a politician whose life is in danger. Henno is furious, knowing his protégé faces torture and likely death. Breaking orders, he heads off into the Republic w
Jane wants to become a nun so Baines sacks her and brings in stern German matron Greta Mueller, who is a tyrant and tells Sarah where Diana hid the Porsche. Tom cons Baines into making him the head of the Residents Association and gets up a petition, w
While Vivian and Lilys relationship reaches new heights, Jamie finds himself in a terrifying situation and must use all his courage and strength to escape.
A rumour starts that Jims department is about to be axed. So with help from Sir Humphrey, they try and defeat the Prime Ministers plans.
Sir Humphrey tries to get his scheduled pay raise even though increases for M.P.s have been put on hold for budgetary reasons.
Ben gets an offer Bill can t refuse, and Rona is forced to question her entire lifestyle.
Patsy, who is temporarily staying with the Monsoons, becomes jealous when Edina reconnects with an old boyfriend. During one of her sporadic appearances at work, Patsy is assigned to host a fashion makeover segment on a morning television show. After clas
It s pay day at Grace Brothers and the staff realize that their money just doesn t go very far. An opportunity for a bonus arises when a customer loses a diamond and offers a £100 reward. Greed gets the better of everyone, except Mr. Grainger, and soo
Jean and Lionel are both flattered by the romantic attentions of Alistair and Judith, but decide that things cannot continue as they are. Jean bets that if all four of them go on a picnic together, Judith and Alistair will hit it off. But perhaps it will
Mr Church is keen to be involved with Miss Postern s school trip to France.
Sharon is considering divorcing Chris and Dorien has football hero Patsy Edwards temporarily living in her house, who becomes very fond of Tracey. She doesn t want to be unfaithful to Darryl, however she suspects him of having an affair with a mysterious
It s Richie s birthday and he has a big party planned, Eddie s friends and all the birds Richie knows are coming. As he prepares for the party, putting up the decorations, Richie falls and horribly breaks his leg. Will having his leg in plaster and be
While Tony is in hospital having treatment, the staff are forced to suffer his formidable replacement.
Duck Patrol - River Rage
After an overdose of floor polish, Father Jack finally bites the dust, and Ted and Dougal discover they ve been left a fortune in his will...providing they allay his fear of being buried alive by spending a night with him in the crypt.
Sybil goes into the hospital for toe surgery, leaving Basil to cope with a fire drill single-handed. After a couple of blows on the head, Basil tells some German guests where Germany went wrong in WWII.
Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn t called Oregon at all, but Melissa.
Adam comes home to find the house looking immaculate and the table set for five. The doorbell rings and in walks Tanya Green, the girl Mum has been trying to set up with Adam.
Matt ventures out of the flat to join a band.
The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
George finally sells his old car and buys a trashy old caravan. He dumps it on the front lawn and when Mildred s pesky sister and brother-in-law visit, they stay in the Ropers room, so a stubborn George stays in the caravan. That is, until it is towed aw
When Mike and Alison consider selling Button House to a hotel chain, the ghosts come up with some get-rich-quick schemes to help the cash-strapped couple.
Linda is jealous when Tom starts spending time with another woman, even more so when he announces he is going to marry her. The wedding ends up being a sham, but Linda is offered the job of a lifetime. With a fab dream sequence where they appear on the Te
Sketches: Arranged Shag, Ghost, Journo s Daughter - PM, Mr Everything Comes From India - Famous people, Bharat Home Advert, Barbee Coopers, Mrs I Can Make it at Home - Serotonin, Uncle Fixer - Directions, Journo s Daughter - India and Pakista
Yvonne gives Gary an ultimatum about his wartime obsession, as he decides whether to return to 1940, or back home to 1995. Ron makes him an offer that he can t refuse.
Tim goes to a school reunion, one-off character "Mr. Got Out of the Wrong Side of the Bed This Morning" has a day full of mishaps, and Kevin and Perry try to organize a party
Finding himself back where he began, Alan is forced to wonder if he s come full circle or gone nowhere - before a tragic death leads to a moment of quite staggering catharsis.
New developments at the BBC give Alan hope that he may be able to return to TV.
Daisy and Onslows granddaughter Kylie is getting christened, but Hyacinth is unimpressed because there has not been a wedding first. The day does not get any better for Hyacinth when she and Richard are forced to come to the rescue of the baby s mother
Gary thinks that he s been offered a new job so takes his staff out to dinner so that he can tell them that he s leaving! Will he be correct? Meanwhile, Dermot loses his job after he dangles a customer by the ankles.
When a handsome guy leaves his wallet in the shop, Miranda and Stevie argue over who he d prefer to take to dinner if he had to choose one of them. Meanwhile, Miranda is invited to a regatta and is determined to be able to cope at a tricky social occasion
When Nick suggests his parents take out a life insurance policy to further his chances of romance, Michael begins to worry about their life expectancy.
George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet.
George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet.
Missing: the roguish consort to the Queen of England. If you have any idea as to his whereabouts, do let us know.
Deering leads a manhunt through Manchester as the net closes in on the serial killer. Joy and Spike discover an unsettling slavery case after a brutal attack on a young homeless man.
Lee finally manages to get a job, as a caretaker. But taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Lee s new boss proves to be a
Following a food poisoning incident, problems with the electricity man, the Meldrews embark on a well deserved holiday, however this is only the start of their problems?
Only Fools and Horses - The Russians Are Coming
Will a team of rival surgeons be able to save Dr Hendrick?
Nell sets out to rescue George, and Rasselas finally confronts Sofia.
Tommy s car is wheel-clamped, an incident that leads him into conflict with Bernard Langley, owner of rival exterminators. Tommy s convinced he is involved in dodgy dealings so he vows to expose his corruption
Stu and the family rush to hospital to visit his dad.
Eric s trauma isolates him, and Maeve s essay wins a prize. Otis tries to hook up with Lily, but his deep-seated issues get in the way.
Hannah and Dan s beloved drama teacher Mr Balcombe has died and Dan and Hannah have mixed emotions about the funeral.
Officer Hayward is on the prowl, just a hair s breadth away from uncovering the truth, while Becca suspects foul play.
Pete finally tracks down Carole (with an e), working with and married to the hooligan she ran off with - Jack Dawlish. After posing as TV documentary makers, Pete and Sally convince Carole to come back to 7 Meadow Road to meet her dearly departed in the h
Chris represents Tim in the custody case for Marcus. Tim and Caitlin potential relationship is halted when her presumed dead fiancee returns.
Gordon is dealing with two problems today. He has heard that the centre is getting low on visitors and that someone is trying to kill him. All over the centre the killer is still trying to kill Gordon, but each time it goes wrong. Then the most dangerous
Crime scene cleaner Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home, and bumps into his first ˜proper girlfriend.
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
In order to pay for a treat for Barbara, Tom takes a short contract from his old firm, and tries to keep it a secret from her - but his plan is foiled when he fails to account for Margo s nosiness.
Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky s predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.
It s the end of term and Will has been voted the chairman of the Christmas prom committee, an enviable position indeed.
Even with redemption seemingly in reach, the outlaws find their time running out, and the net closing around them. They face a stark choice ” die apart, or survive together?
The French have developed a top secret device for use on their military aircraft. During a test flight, the plane crashes. Everybody wants to get their hands on the device when the debris is recovered.
Hubble is assigned to escort a royal princess to a hen night at a Devon hotel.
Fowler and Grim clash over their views of handling juvenile troublemakers so they decide to take them on a retreat. Further tension arises when Goody punches a teenage skinhead for racially abusing Habib and is subsequently charged for assault.
A funeral for a pet bird inspires Geraldine to hold a special church service for all the animals of the village, despite opposition from David.
Faced with some of live TVs toughest challenges - rancour behind the scenes, a viewer in danger, a ladies fashion segment - Alan calls on ˜Sidekick Simon to step up to the plate.
No longer able to afford an annual holiday to an exotic locale, Audrey pretends to leave for Spain while actually hiding inside the lodge with a sunlamp and Spanish language records.
Julie is in a right pickle when the new area manager and an old friend calls in a favour. Elsewhere, Kieran gets some stick for his beard .
Henno and Twamley are kicked out of the regiment, despite saving Jamie s life in Ireland. The others, under Johnny Bell s command, are sent on a classified mission to Bosnia to lift wily war criminal Glasnovic. To their surprise, Henno and Twamley are a
Baines decides that if Diana and Tom are seen to be mentally incompetent it will give him power of attorney over them and end all his troubles, particularly as the home is in financial difficulties. So he refers them to psychiatrist Dr.Darrow, for whom th
Jamie finds himself in a lethal dead end with seemingly no way out. But after a surprise intervention brings some momentary respite, he learns that others are in peril.
Jim faces rebellion at home and in the office over the removal of protected status from a badger habitat, while he tries to circumvent Sir Humphreys efforts to keep him ignorant of things.
Jim must take action to avert a Marxist takeover of a Commonwealth island nation despite the efforts of the Foreign Office to keep him ignorant.
Tracey receives two tickets for a "Christmas Cruise" in the post - a romantic surprise planned by Darryl before being sent to prison. He booked two tickets as he wanted it to be just Tracey and him, thinking Garth would be on a school trip. Tracey decides
Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.
George tries to cover up the fact that he lost Mildred s puppy by replacing it with a lookalike, but all goes awry when the police bring home the original dog.
Nick wants a job, Janey wants new jeans, Michael needs dating tips, and Ben and Susan want peace and quiet.
It s George s first Christmas, and although he has trouble with the concept he tries to spread good cheer.
Jane is on trial for treason. And Guildford, Edward and Fitz are determined to save her. Typical men.
The fatal shooting of a respected surgeon leads the team to an unlikely suspect. Meanwhile, Dinah and Deering make disturbing new discoveries in the serial killer case, fearing it might not be over.
Rodney has ran out of yuletide cheer, as the annual routing of the Trotter festivities are wearing thin. Burnt turkey, charred Christmas pudding, the same old things on television, and nothing but a book lent to him by Mickey Pier...
The gang head to Fleet Street to stop the news sheets from printing lies about Nell.
The future of Tommy s relationship with Magz is in jeopardy after his latest dreadful breach of social etiquette. However, he soon becomes tempted by a new woman in his life in the shape of a full-figured client rock chick.
The big dance brings out the best, and the drama, in Moordale s student body. Otis finds a date, Maeve gets her dress, and Eric returns with style.
Sally has given birth to baby Daisy and Yetta has returned to watch over her. At Christmas the Rokebys invite gloomy Mr Rose and Jack and Carole Dawlish with their baby,Sam,for dinner ...
While starting the harvest, Tom injures his back digging,and since Margo and Jerry are on holiday Barbara is left to look after the farm all on her own. A storm then adds to their problems by turning their garden into a mud bath.
Are Boycie and Marlene about to gain entrance to high society ?
The Piglet Files - A Private Member s Bill
Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.
Richard is chosen to star in a tv commercial as the quintessential English gentleman enjoying spirits at his country estate, but Audrey, who now knows Richard isn t English, reveals it to the producers and lands the starring role for herself.
Kieran s girlfriend has a big question to ask him, and Gavin isn t his usual self after getting, ahem, trollied the night before.
With upcoming by-elections Councillor Ferguson is courting the grey vote and comes to the home. At the same time Diana, once a photo-journalist, takes Tom up in a helicopter to take aerial shots of local houses to sell to their owners. Among her shots is
Jim goes on radio to support the Solihull project a Government, union and private enterprise building scheme, that he has inherited from the last administration, but unknown to him the project is close to bankruptcy, Sir Humphrey hopes to save the deal by
Jim has to choose a new bishop but doesnt like either the Church or Sir Humphreys choices.
Josie embarks on a girl power booze and sex fest with help from Vod. JP helps Ralph organise the Love Cloud club night but it clashes with his dad s funeral.
George threatens to sue when Jeffrey accidentally causes him to fall by moving the ladder as George attempts to fix the TV aerial.
Susan finds Viagra in her son s trousers and confiscates it, Janey tries to get Marilyn Manson tickets, Susan lets her yoga instructor give lessons at her house and Ben is put on a diet.
Our intrepid heroine might lose her head... but she wont lose her cool.
In the final episode, Dinah clashes with Deering, setting off an irreversible chain of events, and an attempt to save the lives of a mother and baby goes disastrously wrong.
Nell and the gang race against time to stop Poynton and save the Queen.
Otis feels violated by Jean s new book, and Maeve takes the fall for her brother. Eric serves detention with an old foe, while Lily s body betrays her.
Audrey and Richard engage in battle yet again, this time to see who can provide the best Christmas creche to the local church, Audrey with her homemade version or Richard with his commercially bought one.
Julie awaits her interview, and Katie has some bad news for Kieran.
Hacker threatens to place Sir Humphrey on leave while a security inquiry looks into why he cleared a confessed Soviet spy many years earlier, so Sir Humphrey retaliates with a dog in distress on Salisbury plain.
While the Fourmiles are away, George and Mildred decide to get their house decorated by professionals... but the interior designers accidentally redecorate the Fourmiles house...