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11:14 Fawlty Towers - The Germans
Sybil goes into the hospital for toe surgery, leaving Basil to cope with a fire drill single-handed. After a couple of blows on the head, Basil tells some German guests where Germany went wrong in WWII.
11:46 Men Behaving Badly - Got Milk?
Jamie tries to impress Brenda by getting a job ... as a lab rat. Steve tries to impress Katie by being a bad boy.
12:11 The Detectives - Best Man
Much to his and everybody else s astonishment, Briggs is chosen to be best man at a colleague s wedding. When he discovers just who the bride s father is, Briggs isn t exactly keen either...
12:41 dinnerladies - Royals
There is excitement in the canteen when news of a royal visit to the factory comes through. Nobody s very sure who s coming - Princess Anne doesn t do factories, Prince Edward does theatres - but they re all getting into a flap. When it turns out it s som
13:10 Ghosts - Who Do You Think You Are?
A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? It s riddled with ghosts...
13:40 Goodnight Sweetheart - Would You Like to Swing on a Star?
Gary s fictitious job with Ron may provide an alibi for his trips to 1941, but it doesn t pay the rent. The 1994 vintage record market may provide the solution.
14:10 Goodnight Sweetheart - We Don't Want to Lose You ... (1)
Gary s assumed identity as a secret agent even fools the 1944 authorities. He is recruited by a genuine M15 agent to go on a secret mission to the Isle of Wight.
14:40 Goodnight Sweetheart - The Bells Are Ringing
Yvonne s new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is primarily concerned with Phoebe, who is going through childbirth in 1942.
15:10 Not Going Out - Alcohol
Frank s drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat.
15:38 The Green Green Grass - From Here To Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)
Mythical creatures go bump in the night and unleash a comedy of errors. All is not well with Mrs Cakeworthy s husband. Events bring a shine to Boycie s eyes, and Beth s Christmas present opens the door to the promised land.
16:25 The Upper Hand - Summoned to the Head
Tom is growing up, but what is he growing up into?
16:50 Waiting for God - The Funeral
Depressed vicar Dennis Sparrow is conducting the funeral of ex-Bayview resident Jimmy, but is making heavy weather of the eulogy and later he tells Tom and Diana that he is losing his faith.Geoffrey is back with Marion but their life is far from being a
17:20 The Upper Hand - Neighbours
A new family move in next door, but their over-niceness is bound to be covering trouble.
17:46 Waiting for God - The Psychiatrist
Baines decides that if Diana and Tom are seen to be mentally incompetent it will give him power of attorney over them and end all his troubles, particularly as the home is in financial difficulties. So he refers them to psychiatrist Dr. Darrow, for whom t
18:16 Not Going Out - Therapy
Lee takes advantage of Lucy s new-found skills as a relationship counsellor to patch things up with his father.
18:46 Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly - Season 5_S05E07_Home Made Sauna
Dorothy and Deborah are going on a sailing weekend. Tony is making use of some timber and plans to convert the garden shed into a sauna. Meanwhile, Paula and Carol arrive to stay next door for the weekend and agree to come over for a barbecue.
19:17 The Brittas Empire - The Elephant's Child
Situation comedy. Brittas organizes a sponsored bungee jump and expects his staff to take part. Helen Brittas plans a burglary to fund her bid for the franchise for the sauna solarium and Carole returns from her assertion course. (44)
19:47 The Green Green Grass - But is it Art?
When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie s benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.
20:17 Big School - Episode 4
When Ofsted arrive to conduct an impromptu inspection, Greybridge is thrown into chaos.
20:47 Keeping Up Appearances - Keeping Up Appearances
Keeping Up Appearances - Keeping Up Appearances
21:47 Not Going Out - Rachel
Lee decides that the best way to get Lucy to notice him is to make her jealous. Now all he has to do is find himself a girlfriend.
22:18 The Piglet Files - A Room with a View
The team is assigned to monitor a couple suspected of transmitting information to East Germany. But are they watching the right people?
22:43 Waiting for God - Christmas at Bayview
It s Christmas and unsurprisingly Diana is not in the Christmassy mood. She s already told off a very young Santa to whom she took her great-niece and she s not bothered that there will be no entertainment, thanks to Baines fiddling
23:34 Not Going Out - Mugging
When Lucy has her handbag stolen from right under Lee s nose, he feels the need to prove his manliness over and over and over again.
00:02 Not Going Out - Anna
Lucy aspires to be friends with her posh new neighbours Toby and Anna, but she hasn t reckoned on Lee dragging her back down to earth.
00:32 The Piglet Files - The Hunt for Red Decoder
MI5 has acquired a Russian decoding device, but it won t work. Piglet uses his electronics skills to try to understand why.
00:58 As Time Goes By - At Death's Door
The miniseries based on Lionel s book is finally aired on U.S. television. When Jean s sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hopital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.
01:28 My Hero - The Older Man
It s George s 327th birthday, Arnie asks George if he told Janet about what happens to Ultronians after their 327th birthday. Janet soon finds out, George starts to age ! It seems his body is worn out and he needs a new one. George selects 3 replacemen
01:58 The Green Green Grass - Your Cheating Art
Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures. Things become so bad that she calls for the help of her mother, Dora...
02:27 Ann Droid - Episode 3
Linda drags Sue to scatter ashes by the sea, which sparks a trip to a dodgy funfair where a rollercoaster ride goes wrong. Meanwhile, Linda sabotages Michaels open-mic rock ambition.
02:58 The Upper Hand - The Honeymooners
The Upper Hand - The Honeymooners
03:23 My Hero - Space Virus
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.
03:53 The Detectives - Back To Class
After Briggs and Louis manage to murder the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet, they are only too pleased to investigate a drug scandal at an exclusive girls school.
04:23 The Piglet Files - Trouble with Reception
Piglet and his colleagues are attending a foreign Embassy reception. As they attempt to plant some bugs, terrorists storm the party and take guests hostage. Can Piglet and Dexter save the day?
04:48 Not Going Out - Fireworks
When an old lady wanders into Lucy s flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn t know what to do with her.
05:17 The Outlaws - Episode 4
The outlaws unmask a traitor. Whilst reconciling their personal battles, they plan an audacious heist to steal evidence and take down the Dean.
06:17 As Time Goes By - Another Proposal (a.k.a. Wedding Plans)
The truth about Alistair s wedding nerves are revealed after he and Lionel fail to keep it a secret from Jean and his bride to be, and Rocky relishes the chance to air some of his stories.
06:48 The Detectives - Never Without Protection
A Duchess keeps appearing in the tabloids canoodling withher police bodyguards. What the Super needs are two completely unappealing detectives...
07:17 Waiting for God - Sabotage
Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he
07:47 Keeping Up Appearances - A Strange Man
Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth s house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.
08:17 My Family - My Fair Charlady
Susan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well - much to the family s delight, and to Susan s chagrin.
08:47 As Time Goes By - Getting Rid of Gwen
Jean trys to help Lionel come up with a plan to get rid of Ms. Flack. While Ms. Flack decides to move away to her sister s.
09:17 Goodnight Sweetheart - Just One More Chance
Gary is due to appear in court after a drinking spree in 1941. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and could well lose his wife, but she has marriage guidance in mind.
09:47 Waiting for God - A Double Wedding?
After confiding her doubts about marriage to Sarah, Diana has a raucous hen night with male strippers whilst Tom s stag night is a very staid affair. The befuddled Dennis Sparrow is to conduct the two wedding ceremonies separately but due to a double book
10:17 Ghosts - He Came!
When they discover a man living in a tent on their grounds, Alison and Mike, with the ghosts help, learn that they have more to offer this Christmas than they realised.
10:47 As Time Goes By - Covering Up
Jean s sister-in-law has decided to visit the ""lovebirds"" at Jean s house. Unfortunatly Jean has to cover up the fact that she and Lionel still have not moved in together.
11:16 The Green Green Grass - Sex and the Country
Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky s predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.
11:46 My Hero - Girlfriend
A curvaceous Ultronian appears, claiming to be George s fiancee. Xil learns to speak English when speaking to Tyler, she realises that she can learn from him. She does so and picks up his (local) accent. Meanwhile, Mrs Raven asks for a better deal for the
12:16 Fresh Meat - Episode 4
It s the Easter break and JP invites the gang to stay at his country house, but it s not as idyllic as it seems...
12:59 The Green Green Grass - The Path of True Love
Marlene has become fed up with her husband s inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gi
13:29 The Vicar of Dibley - Autumn
The vicar desperately tries to spend an evening alone with Simon. Alice returns from her honeymoon and may be pregnant.
14:12 Waiting for God - The Thief
Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou
14:42 My Hero - Zero Tolerance
George takes the law into his own hands when he joins a neighbourhood watch scheme
15:12 Waiting for God - Daisy Takes Charge
Baines threatens Diana with expulsion unless she removes the partition but they both have more pressing matters to consider as Daisy becomes completely domineering, taking over the home with her ideas and threatening to get current staff sacked. Finally,
15:40 The Outlaws - Episode 5
The outlaws must hustle on two fronts ” with a captain of industry, and a member of the landed gentry. An audacious break-in is planned, and an imposter is heartbreakingly exposed.
16:41 The Green Green Grass - Lust In Translation
Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff s loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
17:11 The Detectives - Sacked
Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
17:41 Waiting for God - The Helicopter
With upcoming by-elections Councillor Ferguson is courting the grey vote and comes to the home. At the same time Diana, once a photo-journalist, takes Tom up in a helicopter to take aerial shots of local houses to sell to their owners. Among her shots is
18:11 My Family - Glad Tidings We Bring
Janey s announcement makes the Harpers more festive, but complications, of course, set in, beginning with her fiancé
19:02 Keeping Up Appearances - Singing For Emmet
Richard is offered early retirement and so ponders over the possibility of having to spend all day everyday with Hyacinth. Emmett is enraged when Hyacinth ends up rehearsing a performance for the old people at the Church Hall with him, and a tranquilised
19:31 The Green Green Grass - Testing Times
Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.
20:01 Waiting for God - The Promotional Video
A promotional video is being made to extol the virtues of Bayview and several residents are to have speaking parts, including Basil, who sees himself as the new James Bond, Tom and Jenny. The excitement is such that few will heed Diana s view that it is
20:31 The Vicar of Dibley - Arrival
The village of Dibley acquires a new vicar, but the Reverend Geraldine is a bit of a surprise, and a not entirely welcome one to some people.
21:00 I'm Alan Partridge - Watership Alan
Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating holiday promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk s farmers on his radio show.
21:30 Goodnight Sweetheart - One O'Clock Jump
Gary tries to rectify matters when his shop s success makes Yvonne depressed at her lack of employment prospects. Plus, he discovers that PC Deadman is unaware that he has a child.
22:00 Not Going Out - Kid
Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky. Lee s attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carni
22:29 As Time Goes By - The Mini Series
Alistair comes back from the states with news that a television company wants to turn Lionel s book into a miniseries. While trying to make copies at Jean s agency Lionel accidently shreds his summary that he wrote for the tv people. Despite this they dec
22:59 Big School - Episode 1
Miss Postern and Mr Church s relationship has taken a downward turn.
23:29 Waiting for God - Cheering Up Tom
Tom really thinks that he won t have to wait for God much longer when he says he is dying and is rushed to hospital. He is discovered to have had a heart attack but he becomes very depressed and talks about suicide, writing die on Thursday in his diary.
23:58 Fawlty Towers - Gourmet Night
To bring the right type of crowd into the hotel Basil establishes a Gourmet Night.
00:27 The Upper Hand - The Whiz Kid
The Upper Hand - The Whiz Kid
00:53 Big School - Episode 6
Mr Church is keen to be involved with Miss Postern s school trip to France.
01:23 As Time Goes By - Future Imperfect
Lionel is still worried about his money future and Alistair suggests he sell the country house. Lionel and Jean decide that they should sell the house but, who is going to tell Mrs. Bale and Lol they are out of jobs. Lionel and Jean go to the country to i
01:52 My Hero - A Day to Remember
George doesn t want to change Olly s nappies. He keeps flying off to an emergency. When George has to erase the memory of a man He tells Janet about it when he returns home and demonstrates on himself. George has erased his memory and doesn t know he s Thermo
02:22 Goodnight Sweetheart - Let Yourself Go
Yvonne suspects that she s pregnant, while Gary accompanies Phoebe to the countryside. As Gary struggles to maintain his double life, an American airman enters the scene.
02:52 Keeping Up Appearances - A Barbecue At Violet's
A "luxury barbecue" at Violet s house looks like being a disaster because Bruce and Violet keep having violent arguments. Hyacinth organises a sing song in an attempt to take everyone s mind off their hosts battle. Later, Hyacinth goes along to a rehears
03:23 The Upper Hand - To Let or Not to Let
The Upper Hand - To Let or Not to Let
03:48 The Upper Hand - A Model Grandmother
The Upper Hand - A Model Grandmother
04:14 My Family - The Great Escape
Normally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick s flat, but when Susan s mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
04:44 As Time Goes By - The Proposal
Alastair finally proposes to Judy and she eventually accepts. But the trouble starts when Judy finds out the circumstances of his proposal. Also, will the couple buy the house next door to Lionel and Jean?
05:14 Kiss Me Kate - The Bahamas
Kate and Douglas apply for the same job in the Bahamas.
05:44 The Detectives - Strangers In Paradise
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
06:14 As Time Goes By - A Trip to Los Angeles
Jean and Lionel arrive in Los Angeles to discuss the miniseries being made from Lionel s book.
06:44 The Upper Hand - Match of the Day
Charlie agrees to coach Caroline s volleyball team, but are his ex-footballer skills compatible?
07:10 My Hero - The Foresight Saga
George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G
07:39 The Piglet Files - Guerrilas in the Mist
Piglet discovers an arms stash in a remote farmhouse. When caught, he s taken to the manor house, and is surprised to find Drummond already there.
08:05 The Outlaws - Episode 2
In order to stay alive, the outlaws consider an unlikely” and dangerous ” way of making money. Meanwhile, two familiar detectives turn their attention to a certain London kingpi
09:04 Fawlty Towers - Waldorf Salad
An American and his wife get unsatisfactory service at Fawlty Towers when he orders a Waldorf salad, after the kitchen has closed.
09:37 Waiting for God - Another Christmas at Bayview
Jane s grandfather Jamie arrives at Bayview where tom and Diana are putting on a Christmas play for the residents,though Diana is as curmudgeonly as ever in respect of the festive season. She and Tom play a trick on Baines who is ...
10:08 Gavin and Stacey - Episode 6
The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it?
10:38 Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly S06E02 Wedding
The big day has arrived but there are doubts all around. Gary doesnt feel hes slept with enough women and Dorothy somehow imagined more on her wedding day. Tony is determined that all go according to plan.
11:08 The Detectives - Teed Off
Johnny McKenna is an arms dealer and a keen golfer. Briggs and Louis have to get evidence of his illegal activities.
11:35 The Outlaws - Episode 4
The outlaws meet a cook of sorts and an unlikely date takes place at a pub quiz. Two outlaws have a very close call, while a ghost from the past induces an emotional reckoning.
12:36 The Thin Blue Line - The Green Eyed Monster
Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is
13:19 The Detectives - Flash
After mixing their drinks at the policemen s ball, Louis and Briggs confront a new horror involving a flasher, a Marquess and the commissioner s wife.
13:49 Ghosts - Home
Mike is feeling intense anxiety about the future. The couple look into selling some land, incensing Lady Button. Can Thomas finally become a published poet?
14:17 Goodnight Sweetheart - Easy Living
Yvonne leaves her job and Gary struggles to revisit 1942, where Phoebe is wedding planning.
14:47 My Family - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
Ben claims Janey s room for his Scalextric set when she leaves for university. Meanwhile, Nick secures a job at the local supermarket, and ends up bringing his work home with him.
15:15 The Upper Hand - The Girl Next Door
The Upper Hand - The Girl Next Door
15:41 As Time Goes By - Avoiding the Country Set
Jean and Lionel visit the country house again but, this time try to avoid the townspeople that caused them so much trouble the last time they visited.
16:11 dinnerladies - Party
Everyone is looking forward to this year s Christmas party, which has a Japanese theme.
16:41 Ghosts - Moonah Ston
Alison s attempt to win over their posh new neighbours with a swanky dinner party are thrown into chaos by Mary s woeful catering and Robin s desire to celebrate the lunar eclipse.
17:09 I'm Alan Partridge - To Kill a Mocking Alan
Alan creates a Sunday afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV over to witness the production at the travel tavern.
17:39 Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth Tees Off
The Major invites the Buckets for a golfing weekend at a luxury hotel. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after she has spent a raunchy weekend away with a Mr Smith. Inevitably, when Hyacinth realises her family are th
18:09 The Inbetweeners - Caravan Club
The boys call Jay s bluff and agree to go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is like a massive orgy . Jay s dad is on hand to give advice on all matters sexual, whether they want it or not, Simon is falsely accused of rap
18:32 Waiting for God - Glamorous Grannies
Tom has a bet with Diana that she can t be nice to people for a week. Such untypical actions only lead to confusion. Baines wants to organise a glamorous grandmother contest for the old ladies in the home, the prize being a cruise for two. Since Basil wa
19:01 Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly S06E04 Watching TV
Its just another night in front of the TV. When Tonys cheerfulness gets everyone down, they decide humiliation is the only answer.
19:31 Not Going Out - Gay
Lucy persuades Lee to pretend to be gay after she lies to a business acquaintance Guy, who she was told is gay himself, by telling him she lives with a gay flatmate to prove she is not homophobic. However, Guy soon starts to get suspicious and tests Lee s
20:01 The Brittas Empire - Mr Brittas Changes Trains
Things are getting rather strange at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Carole seems to be croaking a lot while talking, Linda does nothing but bark about a lot and keeps talking in dog language and Colin keeps telling everyone that he loves them and keeps
20:29 The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
20:54 As Time Goes By - Wedding Preparations
Jean and Lionel finally set a date for the wedding. While the women are planning the wedding, Lionel finally finishes his script for the miniseries.
21:23 Big School - Episode 5
A popular member of staff meets his maker at Greybridge School.
21:53 The Brittas Empire - Not a Good Day...
It s Life Cycle Week at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre and Sebastian Coe MP has come to broadcast the news. Then trouble ensues when a cyclist dies, naturally upsetting his wife; and young Ben makes his way into the vents, with Carole and Helen trying to
22:22 Goodnight Sweetheart - When Two Worlds Collide
The detonation of an unexploded bomb in Duckett s Passage catapults Gary and Phoebe into the present. Consequently, Phoebe and Yvonne meet for the first time.
22:52 Kiss Me Kate - Closure
Kiss Me Kate - Closure
23:21 My Family - Imperfect Strangers
Ben and Susan look forward to a night out in a town where nobody knows their names when they visit daughter Janey, who is away at university. Booking into a hotel under the names of Johnny Studd and Delores de Large, the stage is set for a night full of s
23:50 The Green Green Grass - Keep on Running
Boycie claims it s just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire ?
00:20 Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly S06E07 Merry Christmas
Christmas Day at Gary and Tonys is a bit like sex: lots of delicious anticipation and excitement building up “ then its over. Why does Gary think this first Christmas day together away from their families will be different from any other year?
01:06 Waiting for God - The Bayview Conservation Society
Baines is hiring Mr. Nakamura, a Japanese hotel consultant, to advise on the building of a new,space-saving wing to be built at Bayview - thereby enabling him to pack in more residents. Tom starts the Bayview Conservation Society, eventually enlisting Dia
01:36 My Family - Susan of Troy
Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on "The Weakest Link", but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.
02:06 Waiting for God - Adult Education
When Tom and Diana s life drawing art classes at the local college are terminated and complaining yields no joy, they decide to instigate their own at Bayview. Baines is to be the model, posing as Julius Caesar, bare beneath his toga for authenticity (or
02:35 Ghosts - Redding Weddy
Alison and Mike grapple with the latest obstacle to nailing down an event booking, but theyre stymied by the Captain s past coming back to haunt him.
03:04 Ann Droid - Episode 1
Sues husband Dave has died, and her son is moving out to fix his marriage, so he decides to buy his mum a surprise “ a care provider with a difference to help her live independently.
03:35 As Time Goes By - Surprise, Surprise
Judith persuades Jean to surprise Lionel by going along to his lecture in Nowrich. However, it is Jean who gets the surprise when she finds that Lionel already has a lady friend to stay with. While Lionel attempts to deal with the embarrasing position he
04:05 My Hero - Old Man Riverdance
Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.
04:35 As Time Goes By - The Bathroom
After Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bathroom Jean decides to add a second bathroom. But, things don t go as planned.
05:05 Keeping Up Appearances - New Car
Hyacinth is completely insulted when she is awarded second prize at the local craft fair, and over Lydia Hawksworth. Scandalized even further when she and Richard are overtaken by Lydia s new car, it isn t long before Richard s worst fears are realized an
05:35 Keeping Up Appearances - Please Mind Your Head
Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It s already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!
06:05 The Thin Blue Line - Road Rage
Sergeant Dawkins leaves for a break with some nature-loving activists, but during this time, they get into a feud with the police for their extreme methods, forcing Dawkins to choose between their arrogant leader, Stallion, or Fowler.
06:40 Waiting for God - The Hip Operation
Diana falls and breaks her hip whilst throwing a brick at the home s incompetent South American gardener. She is taken to hospital where she rows with the Welsh doctor over a hip replacement operation and Sarah, about to marry Sam, comes to visit. Sarah k
07:10 The Upper Hand - Pillow Talk
The Upper Hand - Pillow Talk
07:36 The Upper Hand - Granny Get Your Gun
The Upper Hand - Granny Get Your Gun
08:02 Goodnight Sweetheart - Come Fly with Me
Gary and Phoebe s wedding draws near, but will Gary s stamina hold out for two stag nights, 54 years apart?
08:31 The Piglet Files - The Plane Truth
The Piglet Files - The Plane Truth
08:56 The Detectives - Hostage
A fanatical murderer has escaped from prison and Superintendent Cottam orders Briggs and Louis to catch him but the two detectives would rather be watching the F.A. Cup Final.
09:26 Not Going Out - Life on Mars Bars
Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy, but can the reality ever match up?
09:56 The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
10:20 The Green Green Grass - I Done It My Way
The Green Green Grass - I Done It My Way
10:50 The Piglet Files - A Private Member's Bill
Sir Desmond wants to make budget cuts by amalgamating MI5, MI6 and other agencies. Piglet and his colleagues use their espionage skills to try to find the skeletons which might persuade Sir Desmond to reconsider.
11:16 Kiss Me Kate - Money Matters
Kate s accountant informs her that she s losing money.
11:44 My Family - Life Begins at Fifty
Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her in court.
12:15 My Family - Four Affairs and a Funeral
Ben talks Roger into helping him move the body of a patient who died in his dental chair; Abi and Susan suspect Roger and Ben are having affairs.
12:45 Keeping Up Appearances - The Mayor's Fancy Dress Ball
Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor s fancy dress ball and is also on a mission to impress the new neighbours, a few streets away.
13:15 Keeping Up Appearances - Country Estate Sale
Richard is not looking forward to going to a country house sale with Hyacinth as he believes she will spend beyond their limit. Liz and brother Emmett are also going to the sale, and are devastated when they realise Hyacinth is there. Meanwhile, a Mrs Bra
13:45 Keeping Up Appearances - Onslow's Birthday
Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow s birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose s wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in
14:15 The Upper Hand - The Wedding / The Wedding Part 2
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15:09 The Detectives - Dutch Cops
On Customs and Excise duty, Briggs and Louis find themselves trapped in the back of a pilchard lorry - with a large quantity of diamonds.
15:38 Ghosts - It's Behind You
The spectres are touched to discover that Alison has given them each a Christmas gift, so they rack their brains to come up with a special present for her in return.
16:09 Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth is Alarmed
Richard is terrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth s wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth s "surprise" anniversary present.
16:39 Not Going Out - Winner
Lee wins a £1000 after winning an essay writing competition. A journalist shows up to interview Lee but expects him to be disabled after reading his story.
17:09 Fresh Meat - Episode 3
A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
17:52 Goodnight Sweetheart - Who's Taking You Home Tonight
Gary s fictional job working for Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it s not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening.
18:22 Men Behaving Badly - Men Behaving Badly S06E06 Sofa
Gary has to get rid of his beloved sofa but reflects on his memories with it. Tony reminisces along with Gary but is distracted “he bought a snake last night at the pub.
18:52 Ghosts - Perfect Day
The big day has arrived at Button House, but freakish weather disrupts everyone s plans. Can Mike, Alison, and the ghosts rally to pull off what they ve been working so hard to achieve?
19:22 Miranda - What a Surprise
Penny embarrasses Miranda by running for local councillor with Tilly as her wingman.
19:53 The Inbetweeners - Bunk Off
The four bunk off School and get drunk. Simon tells Carli D amato he loves her by writing it on her drive way in big letters. It ends badly when Simon and Will s parents find out what they ve been doing all day.
20:18 The Upper Hand - Family Ties
Charlie s late wife s father (Jo s grandfather) turns up out of the blue, but what are his real motives?
20:43 My Hero - A Little Learning
It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now Geor
21:13 Waiting for God - A Trip to Brighton
Diana rows with chief carer Jane for calling her a senior citizen and Tom does his best to ignore Marion and Geoffrey. Diana s niece Sarah has left her Porsche at the home so Diana drives Tom to Brighton in it. Harvey Baines reports it missing and the c
21:41 Waiting for God - Foreign Workers
In order to cut costs Baines decides to employ illegal immigrant workers at Bayview. To Diana one incompetent foreigner, the gardener, is enough and, after the residents have staged a protest, order is restored. Tom has been overdoing physical exercise
22:11 As Time Goes By - Getting to Know You --- Again
Jean and Lionel look no closer to renewing their relationship when Lionel checks out of his hotel without telling Jean. However, Lionel s publisher, Alistair, convinces him to go to a party tonight to meet some faces , people who can help in the sale of
22:40 The Detectives - Fur Coat, No Knickers
Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. However they are more concerned with the police football quiz.
23:10 The Piglet Files - Under Cover Activity
Piglet has been encouraged to get very close to a female KGB operative. What steps must he take to make sure his wife doesn t find out?
23:36 As Time Goes By - Rocky's Wedding Day
It s Rocky and Madge s wedding day but, things don t go quite as planned.