TV Guide

00:00 As Time Goes By - Avoiding the Country Set
Jean and Lionel visit the country house again but, this time try to avoid the townspeople that caused them so much trouble the last time they visited.

00:29 Keeping Up Appearances - Country Retreat
Hyacinth wants œa little place in the country, however her heart is not set on little. An old farmer with a speech impediment causes much difficulty for Hyacinth when out looking at property, and seems to take a liking to her.

00:59 Keeping Up Appearances - Onslow's Birthday
Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow s birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose s wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in

01:30 The Vicar of Dibley - Community Spirit
Geraldine takes over the Autumn Fair and promises a celebrity, say Elton John, to open it but finds it a bit difficult to deliver.

02:00 The Detectives - Sacked
Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.

02:30 The Vicar of Dibley - Engagement
Geraldine is determined to get Alice and Hugo together, and succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.

03:12 As Time Goes By - Wedding Day Nerves
Lionel and Jean s wedding day arrives. Lionel has to deal with a case of nerves while Jean has to deal with her sister-in-laws meddling.

03:42 My Family - The Ego Has Landed
A couple ask Ben to be their sperm donor; Mark shows up and wants to be a part of Kenzo s life; Abi becomes upset with Roger when she dreams he cheated on her.

04:12 Only Fools and Horses - The Miracle of Peckham
Del Boy gets religion when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it s raining, and where did that lead in Del s garage come from?

04:42 Waiting for God - Shelves
Geoffrey is getting on Tom s nerves with his obsession with shelves, which he keeps putting up all over the unit and it s a blessing when he gets a call from Marion, asking him to get back with her. Tom is not the only resident missing Diana as she is s

05:12 As Time Goes By - Lionel's Ex-Wife
Lionel s ex-wife, Margaret, asks him out for a drink, and he asks Jean to go with him. When Margaret arrives she isn t at all like Jean anticipated. Turns out she has changed a lot since the divorce and is now rich with a very young boyfriend.

05:43 As Time Goes By - A Surprise for Jean
Jean tells Lionel that she wants him to surprise her more. So Alistair suggests Lionel surprise Jean with a trip. However it turns out not to be the easiest thing to do.

06:12 Fresh Meat - Episode 7
Word gets out that it s Howard s birthday, and Candice insists they throw him a party. Unfortunately, not everyone sees the gathering in quite the same terms.

06:52 The Green Green Grass - Schoolboy French
The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces door with Tyler s French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

07:22 My Hero - Mission Impossible
Thermoman faces his biggest challenge yet. After Janet washes his superhero outfit in biological detergent which make him itch, an book from his home planet says that he mustn t have sex more than once a month. But worst of all, Piers knows George s secre

07:51 My Hero - Time and Time Again
When going to an Ultronian Court Meeting because of Arnie supposedly getting Mrs Raven pregnant, George and Arnie run into a time field and get launched 7 years into the future. Things have changed, so, they go back to the year 2003. George realises he c

08:21 My Hero - Girlfriend
A curvaceous Ultronian appears, claiming to be George s fiancee. Xil learns to speak English when speaking to Tyler, she realises that she can learn from him. She does so and picks up his (local) accent. Meanwhile, Mrs Raven asks for a better deal for the

08:51 The Vicar of Dibley - Arrival
The village of Dibley acquires a new vicar, but the Reverend Geraldine is a bit of a surprise, and a not entirely welcome one to some people.

09:20 As Time Goes By - Rocky's Wedding Day
It s Rocky and Madge s wedding day but, things don t go quite as planned.

09:50 Keeping Up Appearances - Daisy's Toyboy
In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy. However the plan fails and Daisy sends Onslow to the Church hall to meet Richard, in a final ploy to get him to notice her antics.

10:20 My Hero - My Hero
Janet does not realize that the Irish hypochondriac who s come to see her at the health centre is actually the famed superhero Thermoman, who saved her life while she was vacationing in Arizona.

10:49 My Family - Return of the Prodigal Prat
When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick s old room to a nursery, but Nick isn t having any of it.

11:19 Only Fools and Horses - Watching the Girls Go By
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.

11:49 My Hero - The Family Way
george becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby for a childless couple on ultron

12:18 The Detectives - Hostage
A fanatical murderer has escaped from prison and Superintendent Cottam orders Briggs and Louis to catch him but the two detectives would rather be watching the F.A. Cup Final.

12:48 Waiting for God - Great Aunt Diana
The residents are getting wet waiting for a bus but when it arrives the driver claims that they cannot get on for free for another four minutes as they are too early, so Diana hauls him off the bus and Tom hi-jacks it on behalf of the residents. Later t

13:18 As Time Goes By - The House Next Door
While spending an evening at home everyone is startled by noises coming from the empty house next door. Jean calls the police but, its just the ex owner getting some boxes he had left. The young police officer who shows up to investigate takes a liking to

13:48 My Family - Life Begins at Fifty
Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her in court.

14:18 Only Fools and Horses - To Hull and Back
Boycie and Abdul pitch a diamond scam to Del Boy, who immediately turns them down. That is until they offer him a £15,000 cut of the estimated £150,000 sale of the stone on the UK market. Del finds himself designated as the courie...

15:51 Ghosts - The Grey Lady
Alison and Mike are trying to find a semi-harmonious routine with the ghostly housemates of Button House. The ghosts have found a way to make their new situation work for them, while the couple are working towards a new money-making venture.

16:21 The Vicar of Dibley - Songs of Praise
A BBC TV program decides to film a segment in Dibley, leading to all sorts of romantic misunderstandings, well, auditions for the church choir.

16:52 Not Going Out - Therapy
Lee takes advantage of Lucy s new-found skills as a relationship counsellor to patch things up with his father.

17:22 Goodnight Sweetheart - Who's Taking You Home Tonight
Gary s fictional job working for Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it s not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening.

17:51 Goodnight Sweetheart - Change Partners
Time travelling comedy series starring Nicholas Lyndhurst. Gary is on top of the world, but pride comes before a fall, or in Gary s case, several falls.

18:21 Goodnight Sweetheart - Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking ...
As the strain of living a double life takes its toll on Gary, Rolf Harris appears in a dream and berates him for having claimed the authorship of Two Little Boys.

18:51 Keeping Up Appearances - A Strange Man
Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth s house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.

19:21 Keeping Up Appearances - Iron Age Remains
Hyacinth drags Richard off into the countryside in search of the remains of an Iron Age settlement.

19:51 Fresh Meat - Episode 1
Public schoolboy JP, insecure Kingsley, wide-eyed Josie, socially awkward know-it-all Howard, hard-living Vod and desperate-to-be-cool Oregon embark on the most exciting period of their lives so far.

20:33 Fresh Meat - Episode 4
It s the Easter break and JP invites the gang to stay at his country house, but it s not as idyllic as it seems...

21:15 Fresh Meat - Episode 8
Josie embarks on a girl power booze and sex fest with help from Vod. JP helps Ralph organise the Love Cloud club night but it clashes with his dad s funeral.

21:57 As Time Goes By - Judith's New Romance
Judy gets a new boyfriend and Jean decides to ""help"" out her daughter.

22:27 My Hero - Nemesis
An old friend of Thermoman s takes over Piers body and tries to put Thermoman out of the superhero business.

22:57 Big School - Episode 2
Miss Postern s spirits are raised by the arrival of the dashing Dr Dalton.

23:26 My Hero - It's All in the Mind
George looks into the mind s of people and discovers what they are really thinking. He is not at all happy about it and Janet gets him out of it once again and none too gently.

23:56 Waiting for God - Sabotage
Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he

00:26 My Family - The Mouth Trap
One of Ben s patients, while under anaesthetic, admits to killing his wife. Susan, currently overdosing on murder mysteries, decides to turn sleuth in an effort to expose the killer but then gets involved in a cover-up of her own.

00:56 Only Fools and Horses - Video Nasty
Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film, but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del gets him a secondhand typewriter, and also suggests a storyline of A Rhino Loose in the City . To make matters worse, the director, Mickey

01:26 So Haunt Me - A Mother and Her Mate
Pete is shocked to discover that his recently widowed mother has accepted a proposal of marriage from a man that, during his childhood, he was taught to dislike and he makes his disgust clear in no uncertain terms. Meanwhile Yetta is also making her opin

01:55 Not Going Out - Marriage
Lee is shocked when he finds out that Lucy is thinking about getting married to Pavlov so that he will be able to remain in the country. As Lee attempts to get her to change her mind her family and other friends think that Pavlov is perfect for her.

02:24 So Haunt Me - A Writer's Life
Tammy returns home from a trip to France to a miserable Mother and Brother and a Dad whose business career is at an all time low. He gets a job offer from an old friend Piers at an ad agency that makes commercials for food products but can t decide whethe

02:54 The Detectives - Best Man
Much to his and everybody else s astonishment, Briggs is chosen to be best man at a colleague s wedding. When he discovers just who the bride s father is, Briggs isn t exactly keen either...

03:23 Waiting for God - Financial Difficulties
Diana is horrified to find that she is unaccountably in the red and goes up to London to cause a fuss, only to discover that all her investments have gone into receivership. Back in Bayview, Tom s room is suffering from severe rising damp so Tom comes up

03:53 Keeping Up Appearances - New Car
Hyacinth is completely insulted when she is awarded second prize at the local craft fair, and over Lydia Hawksworth. Scandalized even further when she and Richard are overtaken by Lydia s new car, it isn t long before Richard s worst fears are realized an

04:23 Not Going Out - Band
When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can t beat them he should join them.

04:53 My Family - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
Susan s feathers are ruffled when Nick lands the plum part of Jesus in an amateur theatrical production, leaving Susan to play the rather less demanding part of Shepherd Number Two. Ben, meanwhile, has an extremely painful toothache to contend with, and i

05:22 My Hero - Space Virus
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.

05:52 Goodnight Sweetheart - Someone to Watch Over Me
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?

06:22 The Green Green Grass - More Questions Than Answers
Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can t help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie s farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5

06:52 Not Going Out - Magic
When Lucy s god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl s birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.

07:21 Goodnight Sweetheart - Pennies from Heaven
Gary tries using his knowledge of the past to bet on certainties at the 1940s race track, but it all goes wrong. Meanwhile Ron s white fiver printing press is raided by the police.

07:51 As Time Goes By - The Cruise
Jean becomes angry when Lionel invites her along on a cruise as a freebie .

08:20 Not Going Out - Drunk
After Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you re mashed.

08:49 Only Fools and Horses - The Frog's Legacy
Only Fools and Horses - The Frog s Legacy

09:51 Waiting for God - The Bayview Conservation Society
Baines is hiring Mr. Nakamura, a Japanese hotel consultant, to advise on the building of a new,space-saving wing to be built at Bayview - thereby enabling him to pack in more residents. Tom starts the Bayview Conservation Society, eventually enlisting Dia

10:21 Not Going Out - Murder at Christmas
Lee s plan to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas is threatened.

10:50 Keeping Up Appearances - Richard's New Hobby
Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!

11:20 The Detectives - Acting Constables
Briggs and Louis are assigned to act as advisors for a TV police drama.

11:50 Only Fools and Horses - It Never Rains....
The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police.

12:20 Waiting for God - The Hip Operation
Diana falls and breaks her hip whilst throwing a brick at the home s incompetent South American gardener. She is taken to hospital where she rows with the Welsh doctor over a hip replacement operation and Sarah, about to marry Sam, comes to visit. Sarah k

12:50 The Vicar of Dibley - The Window and the Weather
One of the church s stained glass windows is broken during a storm (not The Great Storm, mind you), which sends the Reverend on a fund-raising mission among the well to do, especially David s friends.

13:21 Fresh Meat - Episode 1
It s a new term. Kingsley has a new image. Josie turns over a new leaf. JP s friend Giles has transferred from Exeter. Vod s skint and it s time to find a replacement for invisible flatmate Paul Lamb.

14:05 The Detectives - Never Without Protection
A Duchess keeps appearing in the tabloids canoodling withher police bodyguards. What the Super needs are two completely unappealing detectives...

14:34 Ghosts - Gone Gone
Shocking news rocks Button House and a booking mix-up sees Mike and Alison forced to host a last-minute childrens party that they are utterly unprepared for.

15:03 As Time Goes By - Welcome News
Rocky decides to give Lionel his country house in-which the film crew for the miniseries has decided to shoot. Jean and Lionel get engaged.

15:33 Goodnight Sweetheart - Is Your Journey Really Necessary?
Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid, but nearly ends up in prison.

16:03 The Green Green Grass - Sweet Sorrow
The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son s golden future, but when Tyler s exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

16:33 As Time Goes By - The Anniversary Party
Stephen plans a surprise anniversary party for Penny but, mixes up the dates. While Jean and Lionel argue about being ""engaged"".

17:03 Keeping Up Appearances - The Art Exhibition
Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!

17:33 The Detectives - Mine's A Large One
Briggs and Louis have found their true vocation - the river police. With peace, quiet and the total absence of any type of crime, it seems like paradise. Then the boat runs into an unexploded WWII river mine...

18:02 Keeping Up Appearances - The Hostess
Hyacinth has put an advert in the local newspaper to teach people social etiquette, however an excited Hyacinth does not quite get what she expected.

18:32 As Time Goes By - The Picnic
Jean and Lionel are both flattered by the romantic attentions of Alistair and Judith, but decide that things cannot continue as they are. Jean bets that if all four of them go on a picnic together, Judith and Alistair will hit it off. But perhaps it will

19:03 Only Fools and Horses - May the Force Be with You
D.I. Slater is on the track of a stolen microwave oven and Del Boy is in the frame.

19:33 My Family - They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?
Susan decides that she and Ben should take dance lessons, but they soon find it takes more than two to tango. Meanwhile, Michael decides to concentrate on his studies, but can he stop thinking about girls?

20:02 Waiting for God - The Boring Son
In addition to her alcoholism, Marion s fling with Bob becomes the last straw for Geoffrey, who finally decides to leave her. But where can he go? Answer, move in with his father at Bayview but Geoffrey is so boring that before long Diana and Tom are p

20:32 The Vicar of Dibley - Animals
A funeral for a pet bird inspires Geraldine to hold a special church service for all the animals of the village, despite opposition from David.

21:02 My Hero - The Living Dead
George gets himself a new life insurance policy and then kills himself to claim the cash. Now he has to figure out how to come back from the dead with Janet s help, or at least, Janet has to help him sort out another mess - yet again! This is easier said

21:32 The Thin Blue Line - Fire and Terror
Habib falls for a fireman named Gary, much to Goody s jealousy, while Fowler finds himself pestered frequently by a man who claims to have committed impossible, solved or extremely historical crimes, much to DI Grim s amusement, until a terrorist begins m

22:01 My Family - Four Affairs and a Funeral
Ben talks Roger into helping him move the body of a patient who died in his dental chair; Abi and Susan suspect Roger and Ben are having affairs.

22:32 As Time Goes By - The Psychotherapist
Just as Lionel is getting used to his new leisurely lifestyle, Jean steps up her pace at work and home. Jean decides to see a psychotherapist to help her with wanting to stop working but, not wanting to ""retire"".

23:02 My Hero - A Little Learning
It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now Geor

23:32 My Hero - The Foresight Saga
George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G

00:00 Only Fools and Horses - It's Only Rock and Roll
Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Micky s band, A Bunch Of Wallies . Del Boy takes on the job of manager, getting them an abortive St. Paddy s night gig at The Shamrock Club.

00:30 My Family - Blind Justice
Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick becomes a wrapping artist.

00:59 Waiting for God - After The Operation
Diana visits Tom in hospital. His operation to clear his prostrate cancer has been a success and he returns to Bayview with her. Unfortunately Geoffrey, who has had yet another falling-out with Marion, decides he wants to move in with them again. Baines i

01:29 The Green Green Grass - The Final Curtain
Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

01:59 As Time Goes By - We'll Always Have Paris
While on a romantic holiday in paris Jean and Lionel must help a young couple who are fighting.

02:29 Goodnight Sweetheart - How Long Has This Been Going On?
Yvonne has a miscarriage and Reg s mistress leaves her husband, who mistakes Gary for Reg.

02:59 Big School - Episode 4
When Ofsted arrive to conduct an impromptu inspection, Greybridge is thrown into chaos.

03:29 Ghosts - The Bone Plot
When a documentary team comes to Button House to investigate a historical assassination plot, Alison and the ghosts are shocked to discover that it involved one of their own.

03:58 The Green Green Grass - Fifteen Minutes
Boycie can t believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he s away.

04:28 My Family - May the Best Man Win
Abi s father asks Ben to be his best man; this turns out to have been a bad move, as he hands over the running of the bachelor night to Nick.

04:58 As Time Goes By - The Copper Kettle
Lionel is about to go on a lecture circuit, so he invites Jean for a day out. The revisit some old haunts, only to discover that a lot has changed. However, after a trek through an overgrown field, they find The Copper Kettle , an old place which Lionel

05:28 Not Going Out - Debbie
Lee s past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.

05:57 The Detectives - Witness
Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employs Briggs and Louis.

06:26 As Time Goes By - Branching Out
With Jean opening up a new branch of her secretarial agency Sandy and Judy have different ideas who should be in charge of it.

06:56 As Time Goes By - Surprise, Surprise
Judith persuades Jean to surprise Lionel by going along to his lecture in Nowrich. However, it is Jean who gets the surprise when she finds that Lionel already has a lady friend to stay with. While Lionel attempts to deal with the embarrasing position he

07:26 So Haunt Me - Yetta's Birthday
Pete and Sally s freind Jim from New York visits. Yetta s behaving herself as instructed, but then she doesn t need to do much as Sally has strangely started behaving just like her, insisting everyone eat, interogating Jim and saying Oy Vay a lot. Is it

07:56 Waiting for God - The Seance
Whilst Mr. Kwok demonstrates karate to the Bayview males, who vie with each other to impress Jane, Tom is introduced to Jane s psychic, Marjorie Evans, and asks to be put in touch with his dead wife. A seance is duly organized, but Marion has bribed the

08:26 Goodnight Sweetheart - Would You Like to Swing on a Star?
Gary s fictitious job with Ron may provide an alibi for his trips to 1941, but it doesn t pay the rent. The 1994 vintage record market may provide the solution.

08:56 My Hero - Zero Tolerance
George takes the law into his own hands when he joins a neighbourhood watch scheme

09:25 Ghosts - Speak as ye choose
Mary tells Julian how she finally found her voice, while Thomas decides he must finally kick his Alison addiction. Old friends of Mike share the surprising secret to their success.

09:56 Goodnight Sweetheart - ... But We Think You Have to Go (2)
Goodnight Sweetheart - ... But We Think You Have to Go (2)

10:26 My Family - My Will Be Done
Due to the death of Susan s friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone s mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet to predict Ben s death.

10:56 The Detectives - The Curse Of The Comanches
When Briggs and Louis, helped by a mysterious Commanch Chief, go on the hunt for a sacred Indian carving, they soon find themselves on the trail of tragedy, death and disaster...

11:26 Goodnight Sweetheart - You're Driving Me Crazy
The pressure is definitely mounting for Gary now that both Yvonne and Phoebe are pregnant. Yvonne is trying to get him a job in her firm so that she can give up work after the birth. Meanwhile, in 1942 Gary is accused of being a fence.

11:56 Waiting for God - The Estate Agent
After she has been accused of selfishness, Diana goes to work as a volunteer at a charity for elderly people and takes up the cause of an old lady about to be evicted by unscrupulous estate agent Janet Follett. Diana learns that Ms. Follett is Baines

12:26 My Family - Loco Parentis
Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.

12:56 My Family - First Past the Post
With a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael s new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.

13:25 My Family - While You Weren't Sleeping
When Ben and Susan have some problems in the bedroom that start to drive them apart, Abi thinks she may be at fault, but she has her own problems to deal with.

13:55 Only Fools and Horses - The Yellow Peril
Del s got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney Leonardo Trotter?

14:24 Only Fools and Horses - Wanted
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the Peckham Pouncer - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?

14:55 My Family - Susan of Troy
Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on "The Weakest Link", but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.

15:24 The Green Green Grass - From Here To Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)
Mythical creatures go bump in the night and unleash a comedy of errors. All is not well with Mrs Cakeworthy s husband. Events bring a shine to Boycie s eyes, and Beth s Christmas present opens the door to the promised land.

16:10 Waiting for God - Foreign Workers
In order to cut costs Baines decides to employ illegal immigrant workers at Bayview. To Diana one incompetent foreigner, the gardener, is enough and, after the residents have staged a protest, order is restored. Tom has been overdoing physical exercis

16:40 Keeping Up Appearances - A Job For Richard
Hyacinths attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.

17:10 My Family - The Book of Love
Susan attends a neighbour s book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.

17:40 As Time Goes By - The Proposal
Alastair finally proposes to Judy and she eventually accepts. But the trouble starts when Judy finds out the circumstances of his proposal. Also, will the couple buy the house next door to Lionel and Jean?

18:10 My Family - Dentally Unstable
Janey starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael s latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.

18:41 Only Fools and Horses - Strained Relations
After Grandad s funeral, Delboy and Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them - bringing his nautical nightmares.

19:11 As Time Goes By - A Weekend Away
Jean is put on the spot when Judith goes away for the weekend, and the house is left empty. She is somewhat flustered with all the suggestive comments regarding her and Lionel, and makes a fool of herself.

19:40 As Time Goes By - You Must Remember This
We meet the two main characters: Lionel and Jean. In the pilot episode, Lionel is in a hotel cafe giving a waitress a hard time. He is scathingly sarcastic. Jean is, similarly, seen being brittle and unbending. Lionel is working on his book "My Life in

20:10 Goodnight Sweetheart - Just One More Chance
Gary is due to appear in court after a drinking spree in 1941. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and could well lose his wife, but she has marriage guidance in mind.

20:40 Only Fools and Horses - Friday the 14th
The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend s fishing but get involved with an escaped psycho from the local mental hospital.

21:10 My Hero - Pet Rescue
George is puzzled by the British love of pets - until his mother-in-law s dog explains it all. However, talking to animals is not normal behaviour, and the conversation lands George in hot water

21:40 My Hero - The First Husband's Club
When George buys a car and ups the offered price and then takes reponsibility for an accident that was obviously Piers fault, Janet trys assertiveness training, which promptly fails. Piers is frustrated by his lack of success with women and, when Mrs. R

22:10 As Time Goes By - The Country Set
Jean and Lionel spend a weekend in the country at Rocky s house. Upon arriving, they are visited by ""the country set.""

22:39 Fresh Meat - Episode 7
Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.

23:21 Keeping Up Appearances - Please Mind Your Head
Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It s already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!

23:50 My Family - Once More With Feeling
Susan wants to renew her wedding vows with Ben, which is no problem for him, until he is given director s tickets for a football match on the same day. Meanwhile, Janey is trying to get Kenzo into St. Justin s school.