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10:38 Ghosts - En Francais
Having lost their appetite for Food Club, the ghosts trial some new entertainment inspired by Pat. Disaster strikes as Mike and Alison host an important guest at Button House.
11:07 Ghosts - A Christmas Gift
Its coming up to Christmas, and Mikes mum is staying. Betty wants to be helpful, but it isnt long before she is driving Mike and Alison round the bend. Betty has overstayed her welcome, but Alison and Mike dont quite have the heart to tell her
11:38 My Hero - Illegal Aliens
George and Arnie become the subject of an investigation by the Immigration Department.
12:08 My Hero - Night Fever
George wakes up in bed with miss Raven but doesnt understand that it was just a dream
12:33 So Haunt Me - Pete's Mother
Pete is seen having a meal with a good looking young lady, who s really an old friend in the advertising business called Vic. Sally, already paranoid about her age, turns to Carole and Yetta for advice... which of course was a big mistake. Reading into t
13:04 Goodnight Sweetheart - Heartaches
Gary oversleeps and misses his 1942 wedding. While In the present, Yvonne is upset that he s forgotten their first anniversary. Back in 1942, Gary appeases Phoebe and the wedding goes ahead.
13:34 The Piglet Files - Sweet and Sour Piglet
The Piglet Files - Sweet and Sour Piglet
14:01 Only Fools and Horses - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Del Boy gets the chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mills s used car business.
14:33 The Green Green Grass - Fifteen Minutes
Boycie can t believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he s away.
15:02 The Thin Blue Line - Night Shift
Pestered by his ex-wife, Fowler reluctantly agrees to let his son Bill stay with him and Dawkins for a fortnight. When Dawkins overhears Bill making love to his girlfriend in the bedroom, she becomes envious and attempts to talk Fowler into going to see a
15:32 Ghosts - Free Pass
Desperate for cash, Mike and Alison rent the house to a film crew making a period drama “ a move that pushes both Thomas and the old houses floorboards to breaking point.
16:02 Goodnight Sweetheart - Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking ...
As the strain of living a double life takes its toll on Gary, Rolf Harris appears in a dream and berates him for having claimed the authorship of Two Little Boys.
16:32 My Family - Deliverance
Janey s baby is due and Susan insists on traveling to Manchester for the birth; it s a journey that throws up several blasts from the past.
17:02 Hotel Babylon - Episode 24
Jack and Emily are caught up in a hostage situation when a bereaved father who has brought his son s ashes to the hotel, clashes with a faith healer. Ned makes a proposal to Anna, but their celebrations are cut short when she goes to investigate the sound
17:56 Not Going Out - Christening
Lee s big mouth has got him and Lucy invited to a christening party thrown by new neighbours Toby and Anna, and now they have no time to find the perfect present for the baby who has everything.
18:26 Kiss Me Kate - On the Couch
A journalist from the Sunday Times interviews Kate. Darren buys Mel a puppy for her birthday.
18:56 Keeping Up Appearances - What To Wear When Yachting
Hyacinth and Richard spend the weekend on a yacht.
19:27 Ghosts - A Lot to Take In
A mysterious visitor arrives at Button House with a revelation that leaves Alison reeling. Mike has an epiphany on his first day at a new job, which causes Julian to remember his first day as a ghost.
19:54 Kiss Me Kate - Speech
Kate can t overcome the stress of writing a speech on stress.
20:24 dinnerladies - Party
Everyone is looking forward to this year s Christmas party, which has a Japanese theme.
20:54 Waiting for God - The Boring Son
In addition to her alcoholism, Marion s fling with Bob becomes the last straw for Geoffrey, who finally decides to leave her. But where can he go? Answer, move in with his father at Bayview but Geoffrey is so boring that before long Diana and Tom are p
21:25 dinnerladies - Nightshift
While Tony is in hospital having treatment, the staff are forced to suffer his formidable replacement.
21:55 Goodnight Sweetheart - A Room with a View
Gary and his son Michael are blasted into present time by a 1944 air raid bomb. They are caught by Yvonne, who demands an explanation regarding the child s identity.
22:26 Only Fools and Horses - Tea for Three
Del s tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney s seeing red - literally! His face is done to a turn. He ll hardly wow Trigger s niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certai
22:56 Birds Of A Feather - Money
Tracey receives an endowment policy for Garth in the post, and finds herself facing a dilemma€should she hand the money over or take Sharon s advice and squander it on herself?
23:26 Goodnight Sweetheart - The Bells Are Ringing
Yvonne s new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is primarily concerned with Phoebe, who is going through childbirth back in the 1940s.
23:57 The Detectives - Witness
Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employs Briggs and Louis.
00:27 Waiting for God - Harvey's Fiancee
Baines meets a girl-friend, Lucy Maitland, at the hunt ball. His mother is coming to visit before going to stay with his sister so Jane poses as Lucy Maitland to put Mother off Harvey s new fiancee whilst Tom and Diana ham it up mercilessly pretending t
00:58 The Thin Blue Line - Yuletide Spirit
Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.
01:28 My Family - Glad Tidings We Bring
Janey s announcement makes the Harpers more festive, but complications, of course, set in, beginning with her fiancé
02:19 The Piglet Files - The Wright Stuff
MI5 gets wind of a novel about to be published called ""The Coldest of Wars"" that s going to ""blow the lid off MI5"". When Peter reveals that his wife Sarah, who works for a publisher, has just been reading a manuscript by the same name, he and Dexter a
02:46 My Hero - Fear and Clothing
George starts doubting his invincibility, and starts disapperaing.
03:14 My Hero - Brain Drain
George and Arnie discover a way to filter out prejudices in peoples brains. This sounds like a good idea until the brains get muddled up
03:43 Only Fools and Horses - From Prussia with Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor
04:15 Spy - Codename: Ball Busted
Marcus s hopes of organising the Summer Ball are dashed when the dreaded Mrs Godfrey usurps Philip as the school headteacher. Meanwhile, struggling to find a date, Tim tries to improve his luck with the ladies. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Bond s bo
04:39 Goodnight Sweetheart - London Pride
In the present and wartime 1944, both Gary and Phoebe find themselves being refused entry into higher society circles.
05:10 My Family - Luck Be a Lady Tonight
In order to awaken Abi s interest, Susan suggests Roger should make her jealous and despite Ben s protests, tries to find a date for him.
05:40 So Haunt Me - A Haunted House
The Rokebys move in to their new, old home. It smells, the phone s on the blink and all the neighbours are watching as if somethings going to happen and it doesn t take long for them to find out why...
06:11 Waiting for God - Living Together
To Jane s disapproval, Diana and Tom are now living in sin, or rather together, but already they start arguing, since they can t decide whose furniture they should be using. A new resident, Mrs. Kent from Gwent, arrives. She is withdrawn and nervous so
06:41 My Family - The Book of Love
Susan attends a neighbour s book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.
07:11 Hotel Babylon - Episode 20
Tony is surprised when his 13-year-old daughter arrives for a West End audition, but a crisis stops him giving her the attention she craves. Charlie sets the socially inept final deputy manager candidate a challenge, and Gino s brother pays him a visit, b
08:05 My Hero - Puttin' on the Writs
George and Janet are loading their groceries into their car when they hear Mrs Raven yelling at the triplets as she s loading her groceries. The trolley man loses control of his trolleys on the ramp of the car park and they head straight for Mrs Raven.! As s
08:35 Waiting for God - Scandal
Resident Dave Cartwright has died and at the wake the drink flows freely amongst the inhabitants of Bayview. Tom and Diana certainly have knocked it back and next morning wake up in bed together. Jane is shocked but Tom suddenly becomes very popular wit
09:06 The Piglet Files - A Room with a View
The Piglet Files - A Room with a View
09:32 The Vicar of Dibley - Summer
The water board offer to solve Dibley s drought by relocating the town.
10:14 Goodnight Sweetheart - It Ain't Necessarily So
As New Year s Eve rapidly approaches, Gary seeks a way of celebrating the occasion with both his wife and girlfriend, in the contrasting timeframes of 1941 and 1995.
10:44 Goodnight Sweetheart - Turned Out Nice Again
George Formby turns up at the Royal Oak wanting to record a Beatles song that Gary claims to have written. Consequently, Gary has to find a way of keeping musical history intact.
11:14 So Haunt Me - A Haunting We Will Go
Jack persuades Peter that,instead of fleeing from Yetta,he should capitalize on her presence and invites journalist Elly Jones round to do a story about Yetta which will make him enough ...
11:45 Fresh Meat - Episode 1
Howard and JP try to coax some female freshers to join their dry-slope skiing society, while Vod s summer fling turns up unexpectedly. And the gang go to visit Josie in Southampton where she s now studying. But her traffic-light party creates a few proble
12:27 Fresh Meat - Episode 2
Vod comes up with a plan to get rid of her holiday romance. Howard likes a girl but JP thinks she s out of his league, so he tries to poach her in order to restore the natural order of things.
13:06 My Hero - Big
ollies half human half ultron body has unexpected results when he grows from a baby to an 18 year old with a serious girlfreind in just 24 hours
13:36 The Detectives - Studs
Briggs and Louis find themselves on an assignment in Jersey. It isn t long before they get on the wrong side of Jim Bergerac.
14:07 The Detectives - Acting Constables
Briggs and Louis are assigned to act as advisors for a TV police drama.
14:37 Kiss Me Kate - Mike
Synopsis coming soon.
15:07 My Hero - How Green Was My Ollie?
As an attempt to get Ollie to eat his vegetables, George gets Ultroneon GM vegetables, with unfortunate side-effects. He then makes the minke whale extinct by using it to plug a volcano! Piers decides that Thermoman has gone too far, and makes a campai
15:37 Waiting for God - Looking for Work
It s April and yet it s still very cold so the residents do not appreciate it when Baines turns off the central heating and suggest the residents go jogging to keep warm. Tom and Diana decide to get jobs to get out of the icy-cold home. Tom gets a job wo
16:08 My Hero - Thermoman's Greatest Challenge
George and his dashing alter-ego (Thermoman) are invited to the same charity fundraiser.
16:38 The Green Green Grass - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan s ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler s maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with
17:08 Waiting for God - Tell the Truth
Tom s belief that one should always tell the truth offends Jane, who has made herself look glamorous to appeal to Baines and Tom says she looks hideous. He also upsets Marion by telling her what he thinks of her, leading to a big row. Sarah introduces h
17:39 Ghosts - Gorilla War
When the ghostly visions return to haunt Alison, Mike must reassure her that there is a rational, medical explanation “ a comforting theory about which he could not be more wrong.
18:07 Only Fools and Horses - Video Nasty
Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film, but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del gets him a secondhand typewriter, and also suggests a storyline of A Rhino Loose in the City . To make matters worse, the director, Mickey
18:38 The Detectives - D.C. Of Love
As a lonely and meaningless retirement beckons after 25 years on the force, the boys are given the task of finding The Black Widow after a series of gruesome lonely hearts murders.
19:09 Waiting for God - Politics
Diana decides that she would like to enter politics and stands as an independent candidate for the Residents Party. Baines has been asked to stand for the Tories so Tom decides he will have some fun and join in the race too. Diana is forced to stand dow
19:39 My Hero - The Living Dead
George gets himself a new life insurance policy and then kills himself to claim the cash. Now he has to figure out how to come back from the dead with Janet s help, or at least, Janet has to help him sort out another mess - yet again! This is easier said
20:10 Goodnight Sweetheart - Love the One You're With
The porter of Gary s Mayfair flats informs him that a former resident died in a road accident 55 years ago. Gary aims to travel back in time to reverse the chain of events.
20:40 The Vicar of Dibley - Autumn
The vicar desperately tries to spend an evening alone with Simon. Alice returns from her honeymoon and may be pregnant.
21:23 My Hero - The Family Way
george becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby for a childless couple on ultron
21:52 My Family - Canary Cage
The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible.
22:22 Waiting for God - The Partition
Tom is depressed because he is missing his late wife but Marion and Geoffrey are not keen to have him home on respite. He turns his attentions to Diana and suggests that they shack up together, a proposition that offends her so much that she has a partiti
22:52 Ghosts - Who Do You Think You Are?
A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? Its riddled with ghosts¦
23:22 Keeping Up Appearances - Richard's New Hobby
Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!
23:53 Goodnight Sweetheart - Come Fly with Me
Gary and Phoebe s wedding is drawing near, but will Gary s stamina hold out for two stag nights, 54 years apart?
00:23 The Thin Blue Line - Rag Week
It s Rag Week in Gasforth, and Fowler and his men are frequently disturbed by teenagers in scary masks “ that is until a bank robbery by three men in rag masks occurs while Dawkins is there, leaving it uncertain whether or not the robbery is genuine.
00:54 Not Going Out - Party
Lee and Tim decide to try and throw Lucy a 30th birthday party but they both have different ideas. Lee is not happy when Lucy shows up at the party with a man and decides to try and get rid of him.
01:22 Only Fools and Horses - Chain Gang
It s the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity to buy 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller Arnie, Del can t resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed - well, Mike from the Nag s Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Alber
02:15 The Detectives - Twitchers
Briggs and Louis are assigned a case protecting the eggs of a newly-discovered breeding pair of red kites. Teir lack of enthusiasm soon turns to panic as the eggs are stolen.
02:45 My Family - You Don't Know Jack
Michael gets a cool new friend called Jack, who seems a bit too interested in Susan, much to the amusement of Ben. Meanwhile, Janey gives Abi some fashion advice.
03:15 My Hero - Little Green Man
Janet feels George is taking her for granted. Pete was fixing the window glass when he cut himself and Janet was looking at the cut when George walks in. Pete leaves and Janet tries to make George jealous but George is calm about it. Piers is engaged to Caro
03:45 So Haunt Me - A Writer's Life
Tammy returns home from a trip to France to a miserable Mother and Brother and a Dad whose business career is at an all time low. He gets a job offer from an old friend Piers at an ad agency that makes commercials for food products but can t decide whethe
04:15 Birds Of A Feather - Trouble and Strife
When Sharon wrecks Tracey s bed, it is the final straw. She promises to get a job and make a contribution - especially with Tracey s baby on the way. A stint in an abattoir ends when she is sacked for stealing meat, but Dorien is looking for a cleaner.
04:46 My Hero - Nemesis
An old friend of Thermoman s takes over Piers body and tries to put Thermoman out of the superhero business.
05:16 The Thin Blue Line - Alternative Culture
Constable Habib finds her younger sister holding drugs during a drug raid in a rave club, and hides the drugs to protect her, but she is discovered and charged for withholding evidence. Fowler, unhappy with the injustice, does his best to protect Habib.
05:50 Kiss Me Kate - The Party
Synopsis coming soon.
06:20 The Detectives - The Great Escaper
Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
06:50 The Piglet Files - Now You See It
The French have developed a top secret device for use on their military aircraft. During a test flight, the plane crashes. Everybody wants to get their hands on the device when the debris is recovered.
07:17 Birds Of A Feather - Baggage
Sharon and Tracey attend a school reunion. Margie is still a bully, and Poxy Loxy is as leery as ever - though he does give Tracey a perfect chance to play a wicked prank. Meanwhile, Dorien meets someone from the past.
07:47 Ghosts - Carpe Diem
Robin has a revelation that unnerves the ghosts and prompts them to consider their legacies. Alison and Mike decide to have a spontaneous wild night out.
08:18 The Piglet Files - Undercover Activity
The Piglet Files - Undercover Activity
08:44 The Piglet Files - The Plane Truth
The Piglet Files - The Plane Truth
09:09 Kiss Me Kate - Christmas
Synopsis coming soon.
09:40 Goodnight Sweetheart - It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
Counterfeit money has been in circulation around Royal Oak, which Gary suspects may be attributed to Ron s attempts to sabotage his name.
10:10 Kiss Me Kate - Teeth
Kate is afraid to go to the dentist.
10:39 The Detectives - Go West Old Man
The detectives track down missing Superintendent Cottam in the Canadian Rocky Mountains.
11:30 The Green Green Grass - Testing Times
Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.
12:01 Waiting for God - Living In Miserable Sin
Living together is not the bed of roses that Tom and Diana were expecting. He criticizes her sloppiness and her funny little ways, such as feeding acorns to squirrels with a sling-shot. She decides to move out and goes to stay with Sarah to be a nanny to
12:31 Ghosts - The Grey Lady
Alison and Mike are trying to find a semi-harmonious routine with the ghostly housemates of Button House. The ghosts have found a way to make their new situation work for them, while the couple are working towards a new money-making venture.
13:02 Birds Of A Feather - Cheers
After his release, Chris swiftly finds himself back inside- this time in a hospital bed.
13:33 Ghosts - Pineapple Day
Alison and Mike invite Barclay to discuss the land sale but are quickly forced to play hardball. Meanwhile, the ghosts become fixated on solving the mystery of Kittys death.
14:04 The Thin Blue Line - Fire and Terror
Habib falls for a fireman named Gary, much to Goody s jealousy, while Fowler finds himself pestered frequently by a man who claims to have committed impossible, solved or extremely historical crimes, much to DI Grim s amusement, until a terrorist begins m
14:34 Kiss Me Kate - Re-Union
An old friend has a business proposition for Kate, which might affect everyone.
15:05 Kiss Me Kate - Money Matters
Kate s accountant informs her that she s losing money.
15:34 Not Going Out - Plane
Flying off on a summer holiday, Lucy and Daisy endure the worst flight of their lives when Lee gets a bad case of the jitters on the plane.
16:03 Only Fools and Horses - Sleeping Dogs Lie
Del s on to a great money making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene s new puppy Dukie for a steal at £60 a week. Should be a doddle - a bit of the old Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Dukie falls victim to Salmonella poisoning...
16:34 The Detectives - Never Without Protection
A Duchess keeps appearing in the tabloids canoodling withher police bodyguards. What the Super needs are two completely unappealing detectives...
17:04 Birds Of A Feather - Relative Strangers
Dorien has moved in with her mother after being kicked out by Marcus, but then discovers her husband has been leading a double life. Darryl throws Sharon out of his house after a heated argument leaving Sharon with no choice but to move in with Chris.
17:34 dinnerladies - Gravy
Monday 7th February 2000: The new self-clear system does not find favour with Bren, Petula delivers some shocking news, and Tony is making plans.
18:04 The Green Green Grass - Brothers and Sisters
A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.
18:34 Only Fools and Horses - Little Problems
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra s father s firm and impending marriage, Rodney s certainly on the up. Del s even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del s gone and got himself into a bit of b
19:26 dinnerladies - Toast
Tuesday 29th February 2000: Tony and Bren s future is riding on her success on Totally Trivial. Yet while she prepares for her big moment, Stan and the girls receive bad news regarding the canteen.
19:56 As Time Goes By - Living Together, But Where?
Jean and Lionel finally decide to live together but, each assume that the other one is moving into their place. Later Lionel get s arrested outside Jean s house for acting suspiciously.
20:26 Waiting for God - The Funeral
Depressed vicar Dennis Sparrow is conducting the funeral of ex-Bayview resident Jimmy, but is making heavy weather of the eulogy and later he tells Tom and Diana that he is losing his faith. Geoffrey is back with Marion but their life is far from being a
20:56 Ghosts - The Thomas Thorne Affair
Thomas goes down memory lane with Alison, however, the truth is muddied when the other ghosts tell their version of events. Mike struggles with his own memories of Alisons past.
21:26 My Hero - The Older Man
It s George s 327th birthday, Arnie asks George if he told Janet about what happens to Ultronians after their 327th birthday. Janet soon finds out, George starts to age ! It seems his body is worn out and he needs a new one. George selects 3 replacemen
21:56 dinnerladies - Holidays
Thursday 5th August 1999: Bren is excited by the prospect of going to Marbella with Tony. Meanwhile, Stan and Petula have less reason to be joyful.
22:27 Birds Of A Feather - Three's Company
Sharon is still assessing men for their reproductive potential making Tracey feel rather uncomfortable. Nouveau destitute Dorien suddenly recalls she has a very rich mother-in-law, while Tracey drops the bombshell that she is pregnant and isn t sure it
22:58 Kiss Me Kate - Oh Brother!
Kiss Me Kate - Oh Brother!
23:28 dinnerladies - Gamble
Tuesday 21st December 1999: It s nearly Christmas and all Bren s festivities are currently amounting to are three Carry On films and some spaghetti hoops. Meanwhile, the other ladies indulge in a bit of a flutter, and Stan has a bone to pick with Philippa
00:02 As Time Goes By - Covering Up
Jean s sister-in-law has decided to visit the ""lovebirds"" at Jean s house. Unfortunatly Jean has to cover up the fact that she and Lionel still have not moved in together.
00:32 My Hero - Pet Rescue
George is puzzled by the British love of pets - until his mother-in-law s dog explains it all. However, talking to animals is not normal behaviour, and the conversation lands George in hot water
01:03 The Piglet Files - A Question of Intelligence
Peter Chapman, an electronics professor at the Polytechnic, is followed by two MI5 agents (we find out later it s Dexter and Lewis). The agents at MI5 have had trouble figuring out how to use the technical equipment they re given for surveillance, and two
01:29 Kiss Me Kate - Magnolia
Douglas moves out ... and back in. Kate meets and old boyfriend.
02:01 The Detectives - On Thin Ice
When Briggs and Louis investigate an attack on a top figure skater, the pair wind up on ice but fail to gain marks for artistic interpretation.
02:29 Fresh Meat - Episode 7
Word gets out that it s Howard s birthday, and Candice insists they throw him a party. Unfortunately, not everyone sees the gathering in quite the same terms.
03:10 So Haunt Me - A New Life
After meeting his new boss Tarquin, Pete s first job is to come up with an advertising campaign for a new Japanese chocolate bar which has Whale as one of it s ingredients, Pete has to make a tough decision to either do the campaign or respect his daughte
03:39 Spy - Codename: Last Scupper
Tim is given extra incentive to rekindle his romance with Caitlin after finding himself on an assassin s hit list. Marcus, meanwhile, has been biding his time and is in prime position to humiliate rival Nick at Justine s dinner party.
04:04 The Vicar of Dibley - Winter
Dibley prepares for the annual nativity play.
04:46 Keeping Up Appearances - The Art Exhibition
Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!
05:17 My Family - Return of the Prodigal Prat
When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick s old room to a nursery, but Nick isn t having any of it.
05:47 The Detectives - Best Man
Much to his and everybody else s astonishment, Briggs is chosen to be best man at a colleague s wedding. When he discovers just who the bride s father is, Briggs isn t exactly keen either...
06:17 Goodnight Sweetheart - My Heart Belongs to Daddy
Gary encounters his 1940s now-adult son Michael, who is shabbily dressed and trying to flog him items. Gary returns to the past to try and improve Michael s future prospects.
06:48 Waiting for God - Sent To Coventry
A strange reversal of fortune overtakes Bayview with the hospitalised Baines seen as the victim and Diana his tormentor. She is sent to Coventry and there are threats of staff strikes unless she goes. Help comes from a most unexpected source - Marion, wh
07:18 My Family - The Abi Habit
According to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and she decides that she and the girls should abstain from even the slightest physical contact with men for three weeks in order to spice up their sex lives, but will Abi take it too far?
07:49 The Green Green Grass - Lust In Translation
Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff s loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
08:19 Kiss Me Kate - KissMeKateS03E08
Kiss Me Kate - KissMeKateS03E08
08:49 My Family - My Will Be Done
Due to the death of Susan s friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone s mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet to predict Ben s death.
09:20 The Green Green Grass - Bothered and Bewildered
Boycie s decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions. Marlene and Tyler turn against Boycie. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.
09:50 My Family - A Wife Less Ordinary
Susan is bored with her lot and decides to run her life as a single girl again by swapping places with Janey for a week, who takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect.
10:20 Only Fools and Horses - The Longest Night
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What s worse, Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...
10:50 Ghosts - Fools
With the BandB gone, Mike anxiously strives to fix their finances, but its April Fools Day, and a distracted Alison is out for revenge. The couple receive some life-changing news.
11:20 Hotel Babylon - Episode 19
The team have one day to organise a society wedding, but when it emerges the bride s family are bankrupt Charlie is faced with a stark choice. Temptation threatens to get the better of Ben putting him at the mercy of mercurial celebrity chef Otto, and Jam
12:14 Only Fools and Horses - Watching the Girls Go By
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.
12:45 As Time Goes By - The New Neighbours
Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbors are like. How is it they show up at the pub with black eyes after fighting with one another?
13:16 Goodnight Sweetheart - The Yanks Are Coming
Gary is put out when the Americans arrive at the Royal Oak, but when there is an outbreak of racial tension Gary takes drastic action.
13:47 My Hero - A Little Learning
It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now Geor
14:17 My Hero - Zero Tolerance
George takes the law into his own hands when he joins a neighbourhood watch scheme
14:47 As Time Goes By - Broadcast Plans
Alistair trys to get Lionel and Jean to go with him to the screening of the miniseries in the states. Lionel not liking the changes refuses to go so Alistair invites Sandy and Judy to go instead.
15:17 The Detectives - Art Attack
When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of enfant terrible Hadyn Smailes - a pair of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist s own urine.
15:48 The Detectives - Sacked
Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
16:18 Ghosts - Redding Weddy
Alison and Mike grapple with the latest obstacle to nailing down an event booking, but theyre stymied by the Captains past coming back to haunt him.
16:48 Only Fools and Horses - The Unlucky Winner Is...
Rodney s won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he s got to pretend he s 14 years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he s got to do is keep his head down. Then the skatebo
17:40 The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
18:06 Waiting for God - Sabotage
Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he
18:36 My Hero - Cassie Come Home
Janet s mother Ella becomes a trainee JP. When visiting Janet and George she comments on the fact that Ollie hasn t spoken a single word yet. He responds by talking a language that sounds like baby talk (George has been teaching Ollie the language of Ju
19:05 dinnerladies - Fog
Monday 1st November 1999: Tony s holiday photo, the visiting blood donor unit and an escaped prisoner are all contributing factors to Bren s bad day.
19:36 The Vicar of Dibley - Love and Marriage
Geraldine and the village all prepare for the wedding of Hugo and Alice, which brings a revelation from Alice and a visit from David s brother.
20:12 Goodnight Sweetheart - Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Gary s route to 1941 has been blocked by a row of shops built in 1995. How will he reach Phoebe in her wartime pub?
21:03 Goodnight Sweetheart - Careless Talk
With a wife on both sides of the time warp, Gary is rapidly running out of money and Ron has lost the will to print.
21:33 The Detectives - The Wembley Stadium Mystery
Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
22:04 Only Fools and Horses - Sickness and Wealth
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he s only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA - Positive Mental Attitude! So it s going to require some nift
23:03 The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
23:28 Not Going Out - Absent Father Christmas
Lee s father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee s goldfish. Lee wants him out of the flat but Lucy tells him that the only way forward is to forgive
23:58 dinnerladies - Christine
Monday 10th January 2000: Anita s replacement, the terminally flatulent Christine, proves a hit with Dolly but falls foul of the other ladies.