TV Guide
11:59 Father Ted - Good Luck, Father Ted
Ted gets his chance to be on TV when he is to be interviewed by a magazine programme. But FunLand , the most pathetic travelling fair ever conceived has come to Craggy Island, and while Ted is distracted with Father Jack, Dougal seizes his moment of glor
12:24 Mr. Bean - Goodnight, Mr. Bean
At a hospital waiting room, Bean uses various methods to skip ahead of the queue but his antics backfire. Later at a park, he decorates Queen s Guard, so that he can take a picture. And at the end of the day, Bean tries to cure his insomnia with some unus
12:49 dinnerladies - Christine
Monday 10th January 2000: Anita s replacement, the terminally flatulent Christine, proves a hit with Dolly but falls foul of the other ladies.
13:19 Not Going Out - Alcohol
Frank s drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat.
13:47 The Thin Blue Line - Come on You Blues
Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the
14:21 Only Fools and Horses - Fatal Extraction
After a visit to the dentist Del unwisely makes a date with the comely receptionist Beverley, but, on Rodney s advice, cancels it. After Del has got drunk and been responsible for causing a riot, he finds Beverley at his flat and ...
15:48 Sex Education - Episode 3
A scathing review rattles Maeve s resolve. Adam and Michael bond over life as a bachelor. Ruby helps Otis with his campaign ” and his loneliness.
16:43 Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth Tees Off
The Major invites the Buckets for a golfing weekend at a luxury hotel. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after she has spent a raunchy weekend away with a Mr Smith. Inevitably, when Hyacinth realises her family are th
17:14 My Family - Life Begins at Fifty
Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her in court.
17:44 Friday Night Dinner - Friday Night Dinner S02E07 Christmas
Friday Night Dinner - Friday Night Dinner S02E07 Christmas
18:10 To the Manor Born - Connections in High Places
The stockholders of Richard s company conspire to throw him off the board of directors, and Audrey asks her rich uncle to help him fight off the threat.
18:41 Friday Night Dinner - The Au Pair
Adam and Jonny arrive home to find a strange woman dressed head-to-toe in pink: it s Gibby, their old au pair, who has made a surprise visit.
19:06 Little Britain - Episode 2
Emily and Florence visit a bridal shop to try on some very lady-like wedding dresses, Harvey demands "Bitty" in a restaurant, Bubbles De Vere singes herself while evading capture, Andy sees off Lou s new girlfriend, Sebastian meets his match in Marvin the
19:35 Father Ted - 18. Are You Right There, Father Ted
Father Ted - 18. Are You Right There, Father Ted
20:00 Game On - Martin's Baby
Martin bumps into Clare in the video shop and discovers that she has a baby, Rosie, and that he s the father. Martin pays a surprise visit to Clare s home, but finds her with a man. After he rants about how wrong it is for anyone to come between a father
20:30 Waiting for God - Tell the Truth
Tom s belief that one should always tell the truth offends Jane, who s attempted to look glamorous to appeal to Baines and Tom says she looks hideous. He also upsets Marion by telling her what he thinks of her, leading to a big row. Sarah introduces her b
21:01 Birds Of A Feather - Jobs for the Girls
In order to make money for Christmas, Sharon becomes a dog-walker and cat-sitter and soon comes up against stiff competition from Dorien s 13-year-old friend Adrian Gold. Meanwhile, Tracey becomes a typist and, after having problems with the typewriter, u
21:31 Not Going Out - Magic
When Lucy s god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl s birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.
22:00 The Green Green Grass - A Rocky Start
Winterdown Farm, the Boyce s new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.
22:30 The Detectives - Strangers In Paradise
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
23:00 Fresh Meat - Episode 3
Realising how serious Javier has become since their wedding, Vod tries to dump him, but it s not that simple...
23:41 Only Fools and Horses - Go West Young Man
Rodneys depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird “ Monica of the fat thighs “ and life isnt exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution “ theyll all be millionaires in a year “ cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very do
00:13 Ultimate Force - Class of 1980
Henno comes face to face with Al Qaeda when terrorists seize the Italian Consulate. The notorious Al Djouf threatens to blow up a truck using his mobile phone, unless all prisoners held in Guantanamo Bay are released. The SAS attack and mobile networks ar
01:27 Ultimate Force - The Killing of a One-Eyed Bookie
Jamie is kidnapped during a violent ambush in Northern Ireland while impersonating Bill Gracey, a politician whose life is in danger. Henno is furious, knowing his protégé faces torture and likely death. Breaking orders, he heads off into the Republic w
02:19 George and Mildred - No Business Like Show Business
The Fourmiles host a Christmas pantomime but are short an ugly sister , so Mildred is asked to stand in.
02:44 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 3
Martin Clunes joins Harry Enfield in the new Hollywood blockbuster Terminator 3. There s a television appeal for the Scousers after they carry out a bank job, Alf Git has an out-of-body experience, and Mr Cholmondley-Warner gives lessons in methods of sel
03:14 Gimme Gimme Gimme - Trauma
Linda s in hospital from falling off a bus and having a saucepan stuck to her head. While Tom stars in his first major TV show, things go awry when an old flame from school puts him in a sticky predicament.
03:43 My Family - Parisian Beauty
Preparations are afoot in the Harper household for the arrival of Sylvie, a French exchange student. Nick is keen to establish entente cordiale, but Janey is wary of the Parisian beauty. Meanwhile, Ben meets a prospective employee who does little to put h
04:12 Keeping Up Appearances - Please Mind Your Head
Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It s already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!
04:42 Wreck - Needle in a Gaystack
Jamie becomes a fugitive onboard, forcing his friends to hatch a daring plan, one that leads to Jamie discovering the truth about what is really happening onboard.
05:27 Big School - Episode 1
Miss Postern and Mr Church s relationship has taken a downward turn.
05:57 Ghosts - Home
Mike is feeling intense anxiety about the future. The couple look into selling some land, incensing Lady Button. Can Thomas finally become a published poet?
06:26 My Family - The Last Resort
Ben decides to take Susan back to one of their old romantic haunts for her birthday, but instead, romance comes back to haunt them. Meanwhile, at home, Michael is left alone by his siblings.
06:55 The Upper Hand - Summoned to the Head
Tom is growing up, but what is he growing up into?
07:20 As Time Goes By - The Anniversary Party
Stephen plans a surprise anniversary party for Penny but, mixes up the dates. While Jean and Lionel argue about being ""engaged"".