Gordon is having a visitor coming round, a Graham Hansom who is going to see what makes people angry. Meanwhile Laura realises that Gordon has got his feet stuck in solid concrete in a cardboard box. The reason for this was when Gordon upset someone at a
Some inspectors are in town and Basil gets paranoid, so he alternately fawns over and offends his guests.
Baines decides that if Diana and Tom are seen to be mentally incompetent it will give him power of attorney over them and end all his troubles, particularly as the home is in financial difficulties. So he refers them to psychiatrist Dr.Darrow, for whom th
Gordon tries to explain benefits of matching and mirroring body language. Colin suspects alien invasion when a green block of ice crashes through the roof, and Helen mistakenly sells the house to a member of the U.S. military
The Porters worry that their tendency towards bizarre situations will jeopardise their aim to foster a child.
The staff of Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre have sent Gordon to Coventry because Gordon is on trial for murdering strange people. The prosecutor explains that there is someone in the Centre who doesn t like Gordon and will stick glue to anything he touch
Jenny is forced to confide in her father for once. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona encounter some unexpected visitors in Rona s home - snakes!
Sharon struggles to run the café alongside the pool business.
Ben is annoyed when Jenny brings her new boyfriend to stay. Bill and Declan have sticky problems.
Bill has decided to take her long deferred driving test. Ben also has a secret.
Basil wants none of that going on in his rooms and suspects some guests and Polly of carrying on.
Laura is going for a job interview and Helen is not happy about it. She is worried because what is Laura is takes the job and has to resign. Gordon is busy because people from Church are going the do a baptism session. A customer is trying to get a cup of
Whilst planning his pre-nuptial agreement with an eager Jane, Baines is told that he is not a proper priest and that any attempts he makes to get money from his ordination will lead to fraud charges. Diana is of course delighted but she has more pressing
Gordon tells Carole about a very sensible diet and discovers a bunch of leaves which Colin says are very healthy. Later Gordon has to deal with a crisis when a cow is on the loose and is about to give birth to a baby calf. Then Laura realises that the lea
It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Church goers are in for a shock because Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up wit
In Clarence House, Eleanor sits up terrified in her bed as an intruder tells her shes beautiful. Natalie, Eleanors dresser passes Simon on the staircase. The intruder tells Eleanor hes touched her skin before, can he do it again? Eleanor is fro
Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou
Love is in the air for Tracey s son, Garth, but the course of true love runs anything but smoothlyâparticularly when Dorien takes a hand.
A group of students comes to Bayview and Baines bribes Bob, one of them, into being seen in a compromising situation with Diana. This will enable him, under an old church covenant from the 1600 s which was bestowed upon the home, to have her thrown out fo
Alan plans a Bond-athon for the bank holiday weekend with Michael, but they are jeopardised when he discovers that Michael has befreinded a man called Tex, who likes American things. Meanwhile, Lynn makes a visit to her mother s grave on the first anniver
Alfie is shocked when a charming new American teacher takes over his class.
Yvonne leaves her job and Gary struggles to revisit 1942, where Phoebe is wedding planning.
The detonation of an unexploded bomb in Duckett s Passage catapults Gary into the present, with Phoebe in tow. Consequently Phoebe and Yvonne meet for the first time.
At the bus stop, Mr Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim before using an ambulance to jump-start his own mini-car. Later, when posting a letter, he loses his only stamp, but that doesn t stop him from sending his letter on its way. Whilst p
After Darryl comments that she has put on weight Tracey goes on a diet,suffering but losing ten pounds in the process, but when she goes back to see Darryl he is now worried she looks too alluring and needs her reassurance. Dorien cannot fathom why Brett,
Jonny wins one thousand pounds on a scratch card and Janet thinks he s gonna buy an engagement ring, but Jonny has other ideas! Gaz and Donna decide to take their relationship a step further by having a conversation, and Louise meets a new boyfriend who i
Sharon is furious: Chris has applied for home leave!
Hyacinth wants to impress Emmet with her musical talents at an elaborate musical supper. However her plans backfire when a short-skirted Rose turns up, followed by two aggressive men who begin fighting on Hyacinth s doorstep.
Sharon and Tracel fall out over an inheritance.
Victor has a new job as a window-cleaner. Meanwhile, Patrick s plans for a quiet birthday are ruined after an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a modern art painting and Pippa finds herself in an adulterous affair.
The world s most boring priest comes to stay, and he just won t go away. After his worst ever birthday party, Father Ted prays for deliverance from Father Stone, but a lightning strike wasn t what he expected.
Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, fearing she will purchase something they cannot afford, as he collects "Daddy" from a police station. Finally Hyacinth decides on a country property.
Gordon is dealing with two problems today. He has heard that the centre is getting low on visitors and that someone is trying to kill him. All over the centre the killer is still trying to kill Gordon, but each time it goes wrong. Then the most dangerous
It s Christmas Eve. After over-indulging, Sharon nods off and dreams of a very different life. Chris is a rich and famous pop star, she is his glamorous diva wife, and Dorien is their virginal spinster cleaning lady. Tracey, meanwhile, is a down and out,
Susan insists that they purchase an expensive, over-the-top burglar alarm after Brigitte thinks her van has been stolen, but it fails to serve its purpose. Also, Nick s career takes an unexpected turn.
An undercover assessor for Cavitex, posing as a patient, leads to Ben having to attend a retraining course, and to make matters worse, Roger is also attending.
Jean and Lionel must endure a trying evening with Jeans sister-in-law.
Gary and Tony set out to celebrate Gary s stag night after Dorothy decides that it s time Gary showed ""real committment"" by marrying her. Gary suggests to Dorothy that buying a dog together might be an alternative!
It s Spring and it s almost time for Hugo and Alice s baby s Christening. David Horton decides to get a different bishop to do the Christening as Geraldine will be one of the godparents. After a shocking turn of events, he finds himself in love with Geral
After coming into contact with an infectious disease from Peru, the whole Harper household is placed under quarantine by Susan. How long will it be till they all drive each other mad?
Briggs and Louis have found their true vocation - the river police. With peace, quiet and the total absence of any type of crime, it seems like paradise. Then the boat runs into an unexploded WWII river mine...
George is standing for mayor - his policy - to fix Stan and Ella s broken street light. His opponent is Piers. Piers sticks it to George by treating him as a joke in the hope that George can t possibly win. Janet is so incensed by George s attitude of bec
Dermot organises a romantic dinner for Deborah
Janet does not realize that the Irish hypochondriac who s come to see her at the health centre is actually the famed superhero Thermoman, who saved her life while she was vacationing in Arizona.
Edina discovers that both Marshall and Justin have cut off their alimony payments. After Saffron conspires with Edina s accountant, Edina is led to believe that she is poor, and reluctantly agrees to reduce her expenses. However, during a trip to the supe
Eric realizes Otis has fallen for Maeve. But the young sex therapist finds himself torn when hot guy Jackson seeks help with his secret crush.
Sharon and Tracey attend a school reunion. Margie is still a bully, and Poxy Loxy is as leery as ever - though he does give Tracey a perfect chance to play a wicked prank. Meanwhile, Dorien meets someone from the past.
Gaz has a problem, his penis, or ""Mr Nudge"" as he calls it, isn t working properly, he s tried everything, from fantasies about Fern Britton to wearing a cock ring! Jonny is struggling with single life, he s got no money to buy a pint! Janet wants him t
Tracey is anxious to make up for lost time, and heads out on the pull - but whatever happened to uncomplicated sex? While Garth is baffled by his mum s behaviour, Sharon gets on the TV to appeal for Chris s release, but ends up fighting the channels ma
Gary has chosen to lead a double life indefinitely, but his plans are threatened when builders start demolishing his route and portal back to 1941.
Hyacinth is very excited at the prospect of having her new three piece suite, an exact replica of the one at Sandringham House, delivered. She will also give Daisy and Onslow her old suite, provided they pick it up themselves. But of course these two even
Sharon and Tracey discover that Dorien has been keeping a secret for over fifty years, but Dorien is reluctant to confront her past.
Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid, but nearly ends up in prison.
Tracey s lecherous new boss is causing problems. Luckily, superwomen Sharon and Dorien are at hand.
The Porters holiday in Florida looks like ending in disaster when Bill s namesake pursues her across America.
Traceys had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. Holed up in Sharons old bedsit, the two of them take a united standor do they?
An American and his wife get unsatisfactory service at Fawlty Towers when he orders a Waldorf salad, after the kitchen has closed.
Egged on by Maeveand finding that dispensing sex tips is tougher than he thoughtOtis tries offering free advice at a classmate s house party.
Gordon is ready to leave for Brussels but Helen isn t to keen on going. Then she sees Gordon s pictures and the hotel and decides to go with him. Gordon offers his Management to Laura but she is going to America for he baby to be raised. Everyone is excit
The Fawltys take a holiday and leave Polly and Manuel to run the place just as O Reilly s builders come to redo the lobby.
Alan makes a new friend at the BP garage called Dan. They both drink Director s bitter, use Lynx deodorant and both drive Lexi (the plural of Lexus). Dan asks Alan to present a prize at the Norfolk Bravery Awards, where Sonja is hopeful of the opportunity
It is impossible to keep secrets in a family, as David s diary reveals.
In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy. However the plan fails and Daisy sends Onslow to the Church hall to meet Richard, in a final ploy to get him to notice her antics.
It s Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre s Birthday today and Gordon has done some birthday specials for the centre although some of them have gone wrong. Meanwhile the oil which has been delivered 3 weeks ago has disappeared. It turns out that there s a hole
Victor is employing a workman in the garden, although he never seems to do any work. On the other side of the fence, Patrick has acquired a pet daschund called Denzil.
Alfie never passed his biology GCSE, so he must resit the exam with his own class.
Dad has bought a piano, and the world s most sarcastic piano tuner comes round to tune it. Meanwhile, the family spot Aunty Val having an affair. What should they do?
Gary is put out when the Americans arrive at the Royal Oak, but when there is an outbreak of racial tension Gary takes drastic action.
Worried about what people may say about her life, Miranda decides to try and do some good.
The arrival of Bill s mother in the household proves detrimental to Declan s discipline.
Mr Bean purchases a new TV, only to experience a spot of reception trouble. He then takes a stroll in the park to try out his new camera, which is promptly stolen. This leads to an identity parade, where Bean does his best to discover the identity of the
Daisy and Onslows granddaughter Kylie is getting christened, but Hyacinth is unimpressed because there has not been a wedding first. The day does not get any better for Hyacinth when she and Richard are forced to come to the rescue of the baby s mother
Sharons disapproval of Tracey dating policeman Barry and apparently overlooking Garths feelings for his dad lead to a major quarrel between the sisters. Is it one that Dorien, in her new role as Agony Aunt for GetA-Life Magazine, can solve?
Chris owes two fellow prisoners 3000 and their wives threaten Sharon and Tracey. Chris has a plan to raise the money which involves Sharon going to Germany to pick up a collectable car that he had while in Germany with the Army during the Cold War. Shar
Yvonne and Phoebe both want to move home, but it isn t long before moving is the least of Gary s worries.
Miranda doesn t know how to cope when several men turn their affections towards her.
The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
A concert is going to be held at Whitbury Leisure Centre. Also Gordon s dad Jim has come to the centre with a piano. But Gordon is expecting a different piano and it going to be a lot of trouble getting through to the Gymnasium. Petrov who is going to be
When George buys a car and ups the offered price and then takes reponsibility for an accident that was obviously Piers fault, Janet trys assertiveness training, which promptly fails.Piers is frustrated by his lack of success with women and, when Mrs. R
The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible.
Del s swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trouble is, he hasn t reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the BandB. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.
While Tony is in hospital having treatment, the staff are forced to suffer his formidable replacement.
Alistair comes back from the states with news that a television company wants to turn Lionel s book into a miniseries. While trying to make copies at Jean s agency Lionel accidently shreds his summary that he wrote for the tv people. Despite this they dec
It s the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity to buy 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller Arnie, Del can t resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed - well, Mike from the Nag s Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Alber
Judy gets a new boyfriend and Jean decides to ""help"" out her daughter.
Lee s father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee s goldfish. Lee wants him out of the flat but Lucy tells him that the only way forward is to forgive
Monday 10th January 2000: Anita s replacement, the terminally flatulent Christine, proves a hit with Dolly but falls foul of the other ladies.
Gary suggests to Dorothy that they should have an ""open relationship"". Much to his surprise, she agrees. Dermot makes greater efforts to get somewhere with Deborah
After all the panic about what may happen at the millennium, Bill is determined that the night will be a memorable one for all the family.
A foggy night in London leads Gary into the unknown time territory of 1880. Here Gary comes face to face with the notorious Jack the Ripper, who manages to access the time portal.
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre are trying to raise money so they can buy a new trampoline. Gavin and Tim are doing a sponsered sponge throw and Gordon is doing a sponsered silence. It s also Laura s birthday and her husband Michael has come from America
Sharon wants a man and submits a video tape of herself to a video dating agency. She meets laddish Mike,who takes her to a Rolling Stones concert and claims to know all the big names in rock but is exposed by Garth. Tracey thinks Sharon would be better of
Stacey is happy to be living back in Barry as Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff. Smithy tries to adjust life without Gavin back in Essex. Everyone is reunited when the baby is christened.
Tracey and Sharon are both been nominated by Auntie Vera to take over her Pearly Queen title. It s war as they try to outdo each other and Dorien has a daunting engagement herself.
Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!
Tracey is shocked to hear that Garth has apparently abandoned pregnant ex-girlfriend Kimberley - "typical male behaviour", according to Sharon. Meanwhile, Dorien needs to get to her boyfriend Richards before he returns home to find the malicious answer
After the end of his chat show and the divorce from his wife Carol, Alan is now living in Linton Travel Tavern and presenting the early morning slot on Radio Norwich.After viewing a 5 bedroom house with his P.A., Lynne, Alan has a meeting with the BBC C
Things are getting rather strange at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Carole seems to be croaking a lot while talking, Linda does nothing but bark about a lot and keeps talking in dog language and Colin keeps telling everyone that he loves everyone and ke
Abigails face is splashed across the front pages. Its embarrassing and she is being hounded by the press at home. Sir Iain, however, is suspicious of her. Why did the King visit her at her home? What were they discussing that late at night?When Si
Beth s concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene s pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
Welcome to the morning after. "Sex kid" has made a huge messand just can t stop barfing. Chaos comes to class, and in detention, the girls bond.
It s Life Cycle Week at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre and Sebastian Coe MP has come to the centre to broadcast the news on this occasion. Then there s a shock when a cyclist dies and the cyclist s wife gets very upset. Meanwhile Ben manages to make his
The residents are getting wet waiting for a bus but when it arrives the driver claims that they cannot get on for free for another four minutes as they are too early, so Diana hauls him off the bus and Tom hi-jacks it on behalf of the residents. Later t
Alfie steps in as coach when Abbey Grove takes on the local public school at football.
Sharon and Tracey are working at a casino and agree to take part in a publicity stunt in which Sharon appears to win a million pounds. The sisters are unaware however that they have been set up as thieves by the owner.
Hyacinth switches on her sailing persona when volunteering to collect a guest speaking Commodore from a train station, however Richard gets clamped and they cannot find the man. When Hyacinth does finally meet the Commodore, she is unprepared for his atte
Pickwell has designs on getting Fraser s job, and it is election time at Abbey Grove.
It s the All Priests Stars In Their Eyes Lookalike Competition , and showbusiness personality Henry Sellers, a former alcoholic, has landed on the island to host the festivities. Father Ted is determined not to go as Mother Teresa again, but he isn t the
While Christmas shopping, Mr Bean purchases a bulky string of tree lights before making a shambles of a department store toy section. He later manages to acquire a free turkey and Christmas tree, and attempts to conduct a Salvation Army band. Finally, dur
Tom s belief that one should always tell the truth offends Jane, who has made herself look glamorous to appeal to Baines and Tom says she looks hideous. He also upsets Marion by telling her what he thinks of her, leading to a big row.Sarah introduces h
David complains about feeling ill, but Bill is too busy preparing the food for Rona s wedding to pay much attention to him.
Whilst advancing through the time warp a severe storm in 1944 causes Gary to split into two opposing clones: a normal Gary and a bad version. Phoebe likes the former, while Yvonne prefers latter.
Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky s predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.
Nessa and Dave s wedding day approaches. Gavin hears some life changing news from his wife. Bryn and Jason finally deal with their secret. Smithy wishes Nessa all the best as she prepares to get married.
Resident Dave Cartwright has died and at the wake the drink flows freely amongst the inhabitants of Bayview. Tom and Diana certainly have knocked it back and next morning wake up in bed together. Jane is shocked but Tom suddenly becomes very popular wit
Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff s loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
Ted, Dougal and Jack go on an all-expenses-spared holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. They meet a young couple, and are soon in trouble with the police. Entertainment comes in the shape of St Kevin s Stump and the Magic Road. Father Jack goes missing; Fathe
Victor discovers a new talent - writing comedy. However, his views of comedy are somewhat different from everyone elses, and he finds himself without support.
Eric s trauma isolates him, and Maeve s essay wins a prize. Otis tries to hook up with Lily, but his deep-seated issues get in the way.
Ted goes on a picnic, Mr Benson s whistle is stolen and Dougal learns an important lesson about true friendship. Ted narrowly avoids incriminating himself to save Dougal s worthless hide