When the ghostly visions return to haunt Alison, Mike must reassure her that there is a rational, medical explanation “ a comforting theory about which he could not be more wrong.

A fanatical murderer has escaped from prison and Superintendent Cottam orders Briggs and Louis to catch him but the two detectives would rather be watching the F.A. Cup Final.

Nick has a new girlfriend and the family get a bit of a shock when he brings her round for dinner. Also, Michael gets a new computer and Janey is starting to feel like the poor relation.

Ben s old friendship with a celebrity dentist causes problems, while Susan finds a new friendship at an Albanian airport and her loyalty to Ben is put to the test.

There is excitement in the canteen when news of a royal visit to the factory comes through. Nobody s very sure who s coming - Princess Anne doesn t do factories, Prince Edward does theatres - but they re all getting into a flap. When it turns out it s som

Jean is put on the spot when Judith goes away for the weekend, and the house is left empty. She is somewhat flustered with all the suggestive comments regarding her and Lionel, and makes a fool of herself.

Whilst Susan is away Ben takes part in a police identity parade, where he is picked out as being a mugger and remanded in a cell with hard cases Carl and Terry. They hire their brief to get him released but later turn up at his house, wanting to lie low,

Tim s 94-year-old grandmother dies. Kate accuses Lee of not being in touch with his emotions when he fails to tell her. As penance he sees an expensive psychotherapist, who gets a bit too close to the truth. Tim, flirts with Kate, less than successfully,

After meeting the new neighbour Mr Bloom, Pete realises Yetta exists and as a result can hear her. However he decides for the welfare of their kids, Yetta s got to go. He declares that he and Sally ignore her and she fades. Later when Sally s Mum visits, it quickly comes to light that Yetta isn t beaten yet!

Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that Lusty Linda and Erotic Estelle are not exactly what he had in mind and would seem more appropriate to Dirty Barr

Audrey learns firsthand the horrors of the national healthcare system when she injures her back and her private doctor refuses to treat her due to her unpaid bills, and refers her to the public clinic. Meanwhile, Richard, who s never skied in his life, l

Bill and Ben bid farewell to Jenny.

Tracy and Sharon are now living in their new house, as Dor comes to visit after her recent trip to Monaco. She comes back with the news that she slept with Ralph Gardener, head of Central Water, who is currently all over the media. She comes up with the

Mum plans her own surprise party which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell.

Certain members of the household believe there is a curse held over Totleigh Towers by a small African totem. So Bertie gets involved in another retrieval project while the Gussie-Madeline romance has developed it s final difficulties.

Bill resorts to drastic measures to bring about an evening of culture and sparkling conversation.

Baines is hiring Mr. Nakamura, a Japanese hotel consultant, to advise on the building of a new,space-saving wing to be built at Bayview - thereby enabling him to pack in more residents. Tom starts the Bayview Conservation Society, eventually enlisting Dia

Mrs. Slocombe has dreams in which she and Mr. Humphries become romantically embroiled. When she attempts to turn fantasy into reality, the situation becomes most difficult to handle.

Rodney s in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is she s only 19, and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum...

Diana s foot shows no sign of healing and Tom is anxious for her to see a doctor. For all of her brash facade she is reluctant to seek medical advice in case she is given the worst possible scenario. However, she complies and is told that she has diabetes

Bill and Rona s first job is disrupted by Mother Nature.

Richard has tough decisions to make about George, the repercussions of which could result in a spell in prison for his brother. And Abi discovers the identity of the King s secret lover.

Victor has been selected for jury service. He hasn t been required in court yet, but he is on call so he is stuck in the house all day and must somehow beat his boredom.

Victor s new fishing hobby leads to an unfortunate encounter with a fly-tipper. Meanwhile, a visit from Patrick s gay twin brother leaves Pippa feeling mentally and physically exhausted, especially when Patrick sits on a cork.

When Mrs. Slocombe s cat turns up missing, she decides that only Mr. Humphries could take its place.

Sharon and Tracey are working at a casino and agree to take part in a publicity stunt in which Sharon appears to win a million pounds. The sisters are unaware however that they have been set up as thieves by the owner.

Gordon is away at a conference in Bulgaria. Meanwhile the Leisure Centre is low on visitors, then news spreads that Gordon is dead. Everyone is happy and the centre is pouring with visitors. All goes well until Gordon comes back which gives everyone a sho

Dad accidentally invites someone who he used to hate round for dinner: an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?

Sharon is still assessing men for their reproductive potential making Tracey feel rather uncomfortable. Nouveau destitute Dorien suddenly recalls she has a very rich mother-in-law, while Tracey drops the bombshell that she is pregnant and isn t sure it

Arkwright starts a sales drive to try and get rid of a large stock of apples that he had over-ordered.

Sitcom based in a leisure center with a manic manager, Gordon Brittas. He initiates a staff review which causes some antagonism; Julie is enjoying armed police protection after threats, which includes body searches

Hoburn tries a prison experience programme at the school to teach the kids discipline. Class K end up incarcerated with Stephen, whos prepping an audition as a hardened criminal.

As retirement throws more problems for Victor Meldrew s retirement, including a next-door neighbour s noisy party, a disturbing and puzzling rash and an atheist funeral, has Victor bitten the bullett?

Del Boy falls for posh tart Miranda when she comes to view a Queen Anne cabinet, but Miranda is more interested in the painting that the boys Gran lifted from her art dealer employer.

When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor

Habib falls for a fireman named Gary, much to Goody s jealousy, while Fowler finds himself pestered frequently by a man who claims to have committed impossible, solved or extremely historical crimes, much to DI Grim s amusement, until a terrorist begins m

Thermoman faces his biggest challenge yet. After Janet washes his superhero outfit in biological detergent which make him itch, an book from his home planet says that he mustn t have sex more than once a month. But worst of all, Piers knows George s secre

To celebrate their anniversary, Lee and Lucy plan a friendly night of quizzing with Toby and Anna in their local pub, but the evening is derailed when neither couple can bear to lose to their partners and the foursome splits into rival teams.

Geraldine takes over the Autumn Fair and promises a celebrity, say Elton John, to open it but finds it a bit difficult to deliver.

With Pats family coming to commemorate his death, Pat begs Alison to pass on a message from beyond the grave, while she attempts to befriend the new builder.

Johnny McKenna is an arms dealer and a keen golfer. Briggs and Louis have to get evidence of his illegal activities.

The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh

When an over-friendly patient gives him an expensive watch, Ben jumps to the conclusion that he is a gangster and is determined to get rid of the gift. Meanwhile, Susan searches the house for her anniversary present.

Blackadder has one weekend to rewrite a dictionary the Prince Regent is sponsoring after Baldrick burns the only copy.

As the past comes back to haunt him, Jamie goes rogue and makes a terrifying, inhuman discovery. Meanwhile, an old adversary makes their presence known.

Kenzo s school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.

Edina s home is a mess, and she has done some more remodelling as usual. The changes include a pool in her bathroom, and a shower that washes and buffs her like a car wash. Her new client Emma Bunton comes by to discuss new jobs. It turns out Saffron was

Eddie has been spending a lot of time in his room and Richie finds that he has been printing fake money. Unfortunately local counterfeiter "The Skullcrusher" is not amused and demands money. Luckily the pub quiz night could be their salvation.

Bren s mum, Petula, brings shame on the factory when she acquires a new boyfriend.

Vivid history collides with real awkwardness in France as the poo hits a windshield and friends slam on the brakes. A spark reignites. Jean explodes.

Lionel takes Jean to see his eccentric father Rocky, the complete opposite of Lionel s gruff self.

When Janey has to sit with a poorly Kenzo, Ben volunteers to look after one of her elderly care clients, Harry, a man who seems to have been around but is not allowed out else he will go walkabout. However Harry encourages Ben to join him for a night on t

Ruth, an Australian friend of Kate s, comes to stay and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth.

Gary is due to appear in court after a drinking spree in 1941. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and could well lose his wife, but she has marriage guidance in mind.

Dad has forgotten that he asked a man off eBay to come and pick up their old sofabed, which gets stuck on the stairs, trapping Mum and Adam upstairs. Will Mum ever get to see Masterchef?

Mildred wants the dog to have puppies but George sees it as an opportunity to get some extra cash.

As New Year s Eve rapidly approaches, Gary seeks a way of celebrating the occasion with both his wife and girlfriend, in the contrasting timeframes of 1941 and 1995.

Richard upsets Audrey again, this time by proposing to cut down the estate s ancient hedgerows in order to increase the amount of farmable acreage, and Audrey leads a local protest to stop him.

This episode we find Mr. Spooner is about to be discovered by a record company. One problem is that his voice keeps giving out. Mr. Humphries gives him a tonic and he recoveres for a little while. While auditioning on tv with Grace Brothers Staff, his voice gives out.

With an upcoming parliamentary by-election, Sharon discovers that Tracey did not register her to vote in Chigwell. However she did register Darryl, not wanting to admit he was in prison. Darryl agrees that Sharon can buy his vote for £350. Meanwhile, Dor

When Jinx abandons her studies to spend more time with Mitchell, Class K struggle with their exam prep and ask Fraser to help, leading to an unusual interpretation of Pygmalion - involving an actual pig.

Colin discovers an unexploded missile in the basement and tries to warn Gordon but he takes no notice and tells him to sort out his problems on his own. While doing this on his own Gordon is packing his things away for his departure for Brussels. Then Col

To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an

Mouthy Sharons living in an Edmonton tower block and is clearly down on her luck, her older sister Traceys still living in Chigwell with son Travis, while man-eating Dorien has repackaged herself as Foxy Cohen, author of the sex blockbuster Sixty Sh

Sharon attracts interest from an unexpected quarter, while Tracey pays a surreptitious visit to a clinic.

A variety of bizarre factors, including a dead hedgehog, keep Victor awake. And if Victor s awake, Margaret isn t going to get much sleep either.

Traceys had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. Holed up in Sharons old bedsit, the two of them take a united stand¦or do they?

Eldest daughter Lorraine is having a trial separation from husband Raymond, who is trying to find alternative accommodation assisted by Fellow traffic-warden Elsie. Youngest son Nigel, home for the weekend, borrows Arthur s car, but it runs out of gas and

Sharon and Tracey get a glimpse of a possible future when they see two elderly sisters in the supermarket and it worries them. Dorien s court case comes to a conclusion “ but what will the verdict be?

Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.

Rumors fly when Captain Peacock gets too friendly with Mr. Rumbold s secretary at the Christmas party, and things get really out-of-hand when it seems they might have spent the night together.

Tracey and Sharon are both been nominated by Auntie Vera to take over her Pearly Queen title. It s war as they try to outdo each other “ and Dorien has a daunting engagement herself.

A group of students comes to Bayview and Baines bribes Bob, one of them, into being seen in a compromising situation with Diana. This will enable him, under an old church covenant from the 1600 s which was bestowed upon the home, to have her thrown out fo

Gary oversleeps and misses his 1942 wedding. While In the present, Yvonne is upset that he s forgotten their first anniversary. Back in 1942, Gary appeases Phoebe and the wedding goes ahead.

An ex-boyfriend who has made it big in Hollywood pays Bill an unexpected visit, bringing a serious threat to the future of the entire family.

A box of sample chocolate that Ben brings home leads to an addictive weekend for the Porters.

Sybil leaves before Basil s surprise anniversary party and Basil spends the evening trying to convince their friends she s ill.

After Class K make Stephen feel old and irrelevant on his birthday, he goes to ridiculous lengths to prove he is still a trailblazer.

Gavin seeks counselling for his marriage troubles from Smithy, but Smithys idea of relationship therapy is to organise a surprise lads night out at a nightclub foam party. While the lads are knee deep in foam, Stacey is with her family at a bingo night

Bill is locked inside a wardrobe wearing only a fur coat. Ben is facing a midlife crisis.

With the threat of a staff redundancy the teachers of Abbey Grove go on strike.

Gary has to think fast when both of his wives decide they want to emigrate to California. In 1944 Reg retires from his job, but no one turns up at his leaving do.

Pete has a deadline to meet, unfortunately with Yetta hanging around he s finding it difficult to concentrate on a shoe related slogan for for his new clients. Things are made worse when David brings some school mates home to show off his Aunty Yetta and the clients turn up early. Meanwhile Tammy is becoming increasingly upset by the bizarre behaviour of her family and things are made much worse when Yetta tries to help.

It s the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity to buy 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller Arnie, Del can t resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed - well, Mike from the Nag s Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Alber

After Fowler drunkenly admits to having kissed Habib during a pub quiz match, Dawkins begins to suspect the two of having an affair behind her back when Grim enlists Fowler and Habib s help in catching a criminal via entrapment.

George and his dashing alter-ego (Thermoman) are invited to the same charity fundraiser.

When Lee s feckless dad, Frank, announces his engagement, Lee cannot believe that any woman would want to marry him and sets out to find out exactly what is wrong with her.

One of the church s stained glass windows is broken during a storm (not The Great Storm, mind you), which sends the Reverend on a fund-raising mission among the well to do, especially David s friends.

Gary and Deborah are trapped in a lift together. Tony has bought an old van and equips it with an electric blanket - Can you guess why?!

Desperate for cash, Mike and Alison rent the house to a film crew making a period drama “ a move that pushes both Thomas and the old houses floorboards to breaking point.

Briggs and Louis are assigned to act as advisors for a TV police drama.

Ben claims Janey s room for his Scalextric set when she leaves for university. Meanwhile, Nick secures a job at the local supermarket, and ends up bringing his work home with him.

Twinkle has something weighing on her mind. In fact, everyone seems to be in a bad mood at the moment, so Philippa attempts to cheer everyone up by breaking the routine.

Alan plans a Bond-athon for the bank holiday weekend with Michael, but they are jeopardised when he discovers that Michael has befreinded a man called Tex, who likes American things. Meanwhile, Lynn makes a visit to her mother s grave on the first anniver

Lionel wonders why Alistair, a rich, successful publisher would be interested in publishing Lionel s less-than-blockbuster book.

Ben is overjoyed when Mark, Kenzo s wealthy, successful father reappears and encourages him to propose to Janey. Susan, on the other hand, believes that Craig s feelings for her daughter are sincere and gives him her blessing. Roger, due to a misunderstan

Lee starts teaching Kate to drive. His (or her) lack of success seems to stress him out and Kate notices. She persuades him to try some yoga and given his track record he doesn t take it seriously. He is banished to have acupuncture while Tim tries his ha

Pete and Sally argue over Sally starting her own business, Pete insists that everything will be alright if they just get rid of Yetta. Yetta promises that she ll go if Sally or Pete find her Carole (with an e). The quest begins, but initial attempts fail so Pete brings in a Rabbi instead. Meanwhile Tammy has a date with Warren, sorry Darren in less than 2 hours and she s not ready yet!

Rodney s won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he s got to pretend he s 14 years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he s got to do is keep his head down. Then the skatebo

It s Rag Week in Gasforth, and Fowler and his men are frequently disturbed by teenagers in scary masks “ that is until a bank robbery by three men in rag masks occurs while Dawkins is there, leaving it uncertain whether or not the robbery is genuine.

Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.

Hyacinth is very excited at the prospect of having her new three piece suite, an exact replica of the one at Sandringham House, delivered. She will also give Daisy and Onslow her old suite, provided they pick it up themselves. But of course these two even

Daddy has ended up at the toy store and is "improving" a few toys with the help of a screw driver. This results in Hyacinth and Richard having to go into town to solve the problem, where Hyacinth fears for her status when meeting Mrs. Counsellor Nugent.

Counterfeit money has been in circulation around Royal Oak, which Gary suspects may be attributed to Ron s attempts to sabotage his name.

Sharon warns Tracey that her son will be a "mummy s boy" if she isn t careful. Sharon has also taken to dressing up and going out a lot, claiming she is going for job interviews. In fact, she is having lunch with the up-market Mark and they re now on thei

Gary, after refusing to buy a new suit for a job interview in 1993, buys one to take Phoebe to a dance in 1940.

Tracey is anxious to make up for lost time, and heads out on the pull - but whatever happened to uncomplicated sex? While Garth is baffled by his mum s behaviour, Sharon gets on the TV to appeal for Chris s release, but ends up fighting the channels ma

Gordon is doing a survey on how much electricity is being used and writes out a lot of forms for the staff. Colin meanwhile does an experiment which involves using the lavatories. Then Gavin gets a big shock when his old girlfriend Jenny comes to the cent

Sharon is frantically trying to keep Chris out of her bed, and is prepared to go to any lengths to get a home of her own. Dorien is determined to win custody of the house and, posing as a barmaid, tracks down Marcuss mistress in order to find out some

A psychiatrist and his wife come to stay and Basil thinks Sybil is telling them all about his life.

After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her. He drives to Wales to explain and ends up taking her home with him. Having never been further than Bridgend before, Stacey s trip to Essex is an eye-opening experience

Stephen wants to turn the school play into a showcase for his talents to impress an agent, but Hoburn has more sinister plans to use it as a way of closing the school down.

Baines threatens Diana with expulsion unless she removes the partition but they both have more pressing matters to consider as Daisy becomes completely domineering, taking over the home with her ideas and threatening to get current staff sacked. Finally

Dorien suggests a car-boot sale, and the girls are keen - Sharon can get rid of some of Chris s old stuff, and Tracey will sell things that son Garth has outgrown. However, while clearing out possessions, an old photo is found with Darryl at a party, unde

Last in the series of sitcom about Whitbury Leisure Center. Brittas prepares to celebrate seven wonderful years since the center opened, but Druggett tells him he has been chosen for early retirement. Carole reveals he s the father of her twins!

There s a mouse in the kitchen, Mum s hiding in the shed, Dad s in charge of the cooking, and Jim is delighted when he ends up invited to have dinner with the family.

Gordon is dealing with two problems today. He has heard that the centre is getting low on visitors and that someone is trying to kill him. All over the centre the killer is still trying to kill Gordon, but each time it goes wrong. Then the most dangerous

Uncle George has become engaged to a young waitress and Aunt Agatha wants Bertie to offer her a hundred pounds to end the scandalous engagement, but Jeeves has other plans. Then it s off to Twing Hall where Lady Wickhammersley has banned gambling due to

Tracey thinks she might be pregnant. However, on visiting the doctor, Sharon is horrified to discover she is pregnant by Dave, a man she has only recently met. Tracey can t stop herself telling Dave, who is delighted and immediately phones his mother with

Sharon bumps into Dave, her ex-boyfriend from shortly after the boys were sent down. This brings back all the feelings she had when she had the abortion with Dave s baby. But now she feels ready to settle down, and Dave could be just the right man. All

Someone famous is moving to Chigwell. She s guarded by heavies, and her children are called Harry and William. It s no wonder Tracey, Sharon, and Dorien draw the obvious conclusions.

A foggy night in London leads Gary into the unknown time territory of 1880. Here Gary comes face to face with the notorious Jack the Ripper, who manages to access the time portal.

George s brother Charlie turns up with an interesting document.

Yvonne leaves her job and Gary struggles to revisit 1942, where Phoebe is wedding planning.

The Meldrews and Mrs Warboys get stuck in Bank Holiday traffic.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce s new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

Richard, leading the local Boy Scout troup, and Audrey, heading the local Girl Guides group, nearly come to blows as they compete for their troups rights to use the building both groups must share.

It s Uncle Saul s funeral, which means Horrible Grandma is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake.

When Lee joins Facebook for the first time and makes contact with an ex-girlfriend from twenty years ago, Lucy is less than pleased.

Geraldine clashes with David in the Dibley district councilor elections over the issue of local bus service, and finds herself an opposing candidate.

Alisons attempt to win over their posh new neighbours with a swanky dinner party are thrown into chaos by Marys woeful catering and Robins desire to celebrate the lunar eclipse.

Briggs and Louis find themselves on an assignment in Jersey. It isn t long before they get on the wrong side of Jim Bergerac.

It s Ben s birthday, and everyone seems to have taken his request for no fuss literally, neglecting to buy him any presents. Janey is home for the weekend with a new friend, but nobody is sure of the nature of their relationship.

Tony resorts to bugging Deborah s flat in an attempt to find out what she sees in her new estate agent boyfriend. Gary takes Dorothy to the ""Pasta Pig"" for a romantic meal. Carried away by the wine and the atmosphere, he forgets himself and proposes! -

Gary, Dorothy, Tony and Deborah spend an evening watching television. At least, Tony tries to watch television. The other three seem hell bent on making Tony look like an idiot.

Poynton s dark magic catches up with Nell. One of her sisters is dangerously wounded in the escape.

Tim is given extra incentive to rekindle his romance with Caitlin after finding himself on an assassin s hit list. Marcus, meanwhile, has been biding his time and is in prime position to humiliate rival Nick at Justine s dinner party.

It s a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board. A new girl, Lauren, has joined the school, and Will has taken a particular shine to her. The only problem is that she has eyes for Simo