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22:14
Birds Of A Feather
Bang
It s an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
22:44
The Thin Blue Line
The Green Eyed Monster
Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is
23:15
Ghosts
Who Do You Think You Are?
A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? Its riddled with ghosts¦
23:46
Ghosts
Something To Share?
When the ghosts try to sabotage Alisons makeshift therapy session for Kitty, they unwittingly face their own demons. And Mikes desire to see the ghosts yields surprising results
00:14
Only Fools and Horses
As One Door Closes
When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
00:45
My Family
Get Cartier
When an over-friendly patient gives him an expensive watch, Ben jumps to the conclusion that he is a gangster and is determined to get rid of the gift. Meanwhile, Susan searches the house for her anniversary present.
01:15
Keeping Up Appearances
A Picnic For Daddy
Hyacinth arranges a picnic for Daddy, but things go awry when the senile old man decides to test-drive the Buckets car. Thus Hyacinth has to ride in Onslow s, as a car chase gets underway.
01:46
Sex Education
Episode 3
Self-expression is out as uniforms sweep the student body. Aimee opens up about the assault while Jackson bonds with cool nonbinary student Cal.
02:39
Birds Of A Feather
Okey-Cokey-Karaoke
Sharon and Tracey are desperate for a holiday, so a karaoke competition seems to be the ideal answer.
03:09
dinnerladies
Royals
There is excitement in the canteen when news of a royal visit to the factory comes through. Nobody s very sure who s coming - Princess Anne doesn t do factories, Prince Edward does theatres - but they re all getting into a flap. When it turns out it s som
03:39
Ghosts
The Hardest Word
Can the Ghosts get back into Alisons good books after she gives them the biggest telling off of their lives/deaths? Alison and Mike learn that relaxation is harder than it looks.
04:09
My Family
An Embarrassment of Susans
Susan tries to fix Michael up with a new girlfriend called Suzanne, but the similarity doesn t end in the name. Meanwhile, Ben starts a career as a property developer but squatters may make him regret it.
04:39
My Hero
Thermoman's Greatest Challenge
George and his dashing alter-ego (Thermoman) are invited to the same charity fundraiser.
05:09
Only Fools and Horses
From Prussia with Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor
05:40
As Time Goes By
Too Old ... or Too Nosy
Jean s brother Steven and his wife are expected for another visit. As they are considered a rather dull couple by the Hardcastles, it is most surprising that they arrive via separate modes of transportation to announce that they are having a tiff.
06:11
Count Arthur Strong
Arthur the Hat
Some of John the Watch s old criminal associates take an interest in Bulent s cafe.
06:41
My Family
The Great Escape
Normally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick s flat, but when Susan s mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
07:11
My Hero
Brain Drain
George and Arnie discover a way to filter out prejudices in peoples brains. This sounds like a good idea until the brains get muddled up
07:41
Spy
Codename: Last Scupper
Tim is given extra incentive to rekindle his romance with Caitlin after finding himself on an assassin s hit list. Marcus, meanwhile, has been biding his time and is in prime position to humiliate rival Nick at Justine s dinner party.
08:05
Only Fools and Horses
Tea for Three
Del s tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney s seeing red - literally! His face is done to a turn. He ll hardly wow Trigger s niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certai
08:35
The Detectives
Best Man
Much to his and everybody else s astonishment, Briggs is chosen to be best man at a colleague s wedding. When he discovers just who the bride s father is, Briggs isn t exactly keen either...
09:05
Ghosts
It's Behind You
The spectres are touched to discover that Alison has given them each a Christmas gift, so they rack their brains to come up with a special present for her in return.
09:36
Absolutely Fabulous
Door Handle
Saffron grows impatient with Edina s unwillingness to have their kitchen remodelled after Patsy accidentally burnt it down. Edina s obsession with finding a particular door handle for the kitchen leads her and Patsy to New York City. After a shopping spre
10:06
Absolutely Fabulous
Parralox
Edina, who now runs a television production company, is slated to make a guest appearance with client Twiggy on Richard and Judy s morning television show. Patsy has been injecting her face with Parralox, a Botox-like substance, in order to freeze her wri
10:36
Birds Of A Feather
Suspicious Minds
Dorien s husband goes missing, and she s later seen digging a suspiciously man-shaped hole in the garden, prompting Sharon and Tracey to fear their man-hungry neighbour has taken to murder as a sideline.
11:07
The Piglet Files
Now You See It
The French have developed a top secret device for use on their military aircraft. During a test flight, the plane crashes. Everybody wants to get their hands on the device when the debris is recovered.
11:33
My Hero
Little Green Man
Janet feels George is taking her for granted. Pete was fixing the window glass when he cut himself and Janet was looking at the cut when George walks in. Pete leaves and Janet tries to make George jealous but George is calm about it. Piers is engaged to Caro
12:03
My Hero
The Family Way
george becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby for a childless couple on ultron
12:33
My Family
Fitting Punishment
Susan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not to being a grandmother. Meanwhile, Nick wants to move back in and a new arrival at Ben s surgery has quite an impact.
13:03
My Hero
How Green Was My Ollie?
As an attempt to get Ollie to eat his vegetables, George gets Ultroneon GM vegetables, with unfortunate side-effects. He then makes the minke whale extinct by using it to plug a volcano! Piers decides that Thermoman has gone too far, and makes a campai
13:32
The Detectives
Cardiac Arrest
When a gang member is shot during a getaway, Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the hospital. But with so many sick people, doctors and nurses around, Louis hypochondria knows no bounds...
14:02
The Piglet Files
A Question of Intelligence
Peter Chapman, an electronics professor at the Polytechnic, is followed by two MI5 agents (we find out later it s Dexter and Lewis). The agents at MI5 have had trouble figuring out how to use the technical equipment they re given for surveillance, and two
14:29
My Hero
Old Man Riverdance
Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.
14:59
My Hero
The Living Dead
George gets himself a new life insurance policy and then kills himself to claim the cash. Now he has to figure out how to come back from the dead with Janet s help, or at least, Janet has to help him sort out another mess - yet again! This is easier said
15:29
My Hero
The Mayor of Northolt
George is standing for mayor - his policy - to fix Stan and Ella s broken street light. His opponent is Piers. Piers sticks it to George by treating him as a joke in the hope that George can t possibly win. Janet is so incensed by George s attitude of bec
15:59
Goodnight Sweetheart
Someone to Watch Over Me
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?
16:29
My Hero
Taking the Credit
Its spend, spend, spend, as George finds out about credit cards. Janet to the rescue, as she uses baby Ollie s powers to predict future lottery numbers to pay for George s spending habit,
17:00
Ghosts
The Grey Lady
Alison and Mike are trying to find a semi-harmonious routine with the ghostly housemates of Button House. The ghosts have found a way to make their new situation work for them, while the couple are working towards a new money-making venture.
17:31
Miranda
It Was Panning
Penny threatens to cancel Miranda s Christmas if she does not sort her life out.
18:01
Only Fools and Horses
The Longest Night
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What s worse, Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...
18:31
Quacks
The Indian Mesmerist
Caroline arranges to meet a charismatic hypnotist for a demonstration of his powers.
19:01
Ghosts
En Francais
Having lost their appetite for Food Club, the ghosts trial some new entertainment inspired by Pat. Disaster strikes as Mike and Alison host an important guest at Button House.
19:31
Absolutely Fabulous
AbFab.The.Last.Shout.Part.One
Absolutely Fabulous - AbFab.The.Last.Shout.Part.One
20:16
The Thin Blue Line
Honey Trap
After Fowler drunkenly admits to having kissed Habib during a pub quiz match, Dawkins begins to suspect the two of having an affair behind her back when Grim enlists Fowler and Habib s help in catching a criminal via entrapment.
20:47
As Time Goes By
Branching Out
With Jean opening up a new branch of her secretarial agency Sandy and Judy have different ideas who should be in charge of it.
21:17
The Vicar of Dibley
Engagement
Geraldine is determined to get Alice and Hugo together, and succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.
22:00
The Detectives
Collared
Suspended after an unfortunate incident involving a suspected bomb in a briefcase, Briggs and Louis decide to gain favour by nicking some serious East End villains.
22:28
Absolutely Fabulous
The End
Edina joins a New Age commune, but she struggles to fit in and quickly becomes bored. Patsy finds herself disillusioned with her new job in New York due to creative differences with her co-workers. Saffron settles into university life and Mother spends he
22:56
My Hero
My Hero Christmas
It s George s first Christmas, and although he has trouble with the concept he tries to spread good cheer.
23:26
Ghosts
Moonah Ston
Alisons attempt to win over their posh new neighbours with a swanky dinner party are thrown into chaos by Marys woeful catering and Robins desire to celebrate the lunar eclipse.
23:56
Quacks
The Duke's Tracheotomy
After a botched amputation, surgeon Robert is put under pressure by the royal physician.
00:26
Count Arthur Strong
Seance
In attempting to contact an old friend, Arthur and Michael realise that goodbyes are difficult.
00:57
Absolutely Fabulous
Small Opening
Saffron s first play, Self-Raising Flower, which details her troubled relationship with Edina, is due to open in a local theatre. Worried about being portrayed in a negative light, Edina unsuccessfully attempts to sabotage the play. As the rest of the fam
01:27
Keeping Up Appearances
Onslow's Birthday
Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow s birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose s wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in
01:58
My Hero
Baby Talk
The arrival of a little bundle of joy with superhuman powers has made life even more stressful for George and Janet. Meanwhile, Dr Piers s TV career appears to be on the up after he appoints a new agent
02:28
Birds Of A Feather
Wipe That Smile Off Your Tape
Sharon wants a man and submits a video tape of herself to a video dating agency. She meets laddish Mike,who takes her to a Rolling Stones concert and claims to know all the big names in rock but is exposed by Garth. Tracey thinks Sharon would be better of
02:58
Spy
Codename: Growing Rogue
Tensions simmer at school when new boy Nick stands against Marcus for school president. Tim tries to help Marcus but, given previous form, is more likely to hinder the campaign. Operation Sabotage is in full swing back at MI5 as Tim offers Caitlin and her
03:22
The Piglet Files
The Wright Stuff
MI5 gets wind of a novel about to be published called ""The Coldest of Wars"" that s going to ""blow the lid off MI5"". When Peter reveals that his wife Sarah, who works for a publisher, has just been reading a manuscript by the same name, he and Dexter a
03:48
Quacks
The Bishop's Appendix
The Bishop needs his appendix removed, but he wont agree to pain relief or surgery.
04:19
My Hero
Nothing to Hide
Thermoman liberates the stolen Mona Lisa from an art thief s clutches, but comes under suspicion from Scotland Yard when he cannot explain its presence in his flat.
04:48
Sex Education
Episode 2
Makeovers take over when Ruby gives Otis a magnetic revamp and Hope tones the school down. Way down. Elsewhere, Eric and Adam look to level up.
05:49
My Hero
Girlfriend
A curvaceous Ultronian appears, claiming to be George s fiancee. Xil learns to speak English when speaking to Tyler, she realises that she can learn from him. She does so and picks up his (local) accent. Meanwhile, Mrs Raven asks for a better deal for the
06:20
Absolutely Fabulous
AbFab.The.Last.Shout.Part.Two
Absolutely Fabulous - AbFab.The.Last.Shout.Part.Two
07:04
My Family
Blind Justice
Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick becomes a wrapping artist.
07:34
As Time Goes By
Showered with Gifts
Lionel and Jean befriend the villagers who shower the couple with gifts.
08:04
My Family
Age of Romance
Nick has a new girlfriend and the family get a bit of a shock when he brings her round for dinner. Also, Michael gets a new computer and Janey is starting to feel like the poor relation.
08:34
Ghosts
He Came!
When they discover a man living in a tent on their grounds, Alison and Mike, with the ghosts help, learn that they have more to offer this Christmas than they realised.
09:04
As Time Goes By
At Death's Door
The miniseries based on Lionel s book is finally aired on U.S. television. When Jean s sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hopital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.
09:34
Ghosts
Redding Weddy
Alison and Mike grapple with the latest obstacle to nailing down an event booking, but theyre stymied by the Captains past coming back to haunt him.
10:04
Count Arthur Strong
The Soupover
What begins as ˜an old man version of a sleepover turns into something slightly more sinister. Can Michael escape in time?
10:32
The Vicar of Dibley
Dibley Live
""Radio Dibley"" goes live for one week, with Geraldine doing a ""Brain of Dibley"" competition and Owen commenting on horse gelding. Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law.
11:04
The Detectives
The Beast Of Hackney Marshes
A night patrolling the marshes, on the lookout for an escaped bear, is really not what our heroes had in mind - particularly when their umbrella act for the Super s variety show is really coming together.
11:34
The Vicar of Dibley
The Window and the Weather
One of the church s stained glass windows is broken during a storm (not The Great Storm, mind you), which sends the Reverend on a fund-raising mission among the well to do, especially David s friends.
12:05
My Family
I Second That Emulsion
The Harpers plan to redecorate their house, however, with Nick taking instructions from "The Naked Chef" rather too literally, and Janey s boyfriend spending the night in her room without her parents permission, it appears that work will never get starte
12:35
The Detectives
What The Butler Saw
When the Earl of Lisson is murdered, Briggs and Louis try to discover ""who dunnit"".
13:06
The Detectives
Art Attack
When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of enfant terrible Hadyn Smailes - a pair of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist s own urine.
13:36
The Piglet Files
With Friends Like These
The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
14:00
Absolutely Fabulous
Donkey
Edina enrolls in a boot-camp fitness programme and subjects herself to a strict diet, after being ridiculed for her weight by Katy Grin, Catriona and Fleur. Meanwhile, Patsy briefly experiments with pulling back her signature fringe for the first time in
14:30
Men Behaving Badly
Rich and Fat
Everyone keeps telling Tony that he s getting fat, so he tries to lose weight. Tony discovers that Gary has £33,000 in his savings account and soon everyone knows about it. Dorothy persuades Gary to make a donation to the hospital appeal fund but every
15:01
The Detectives
The Great Escaper
Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
15:31
As Time Goes By
Problems, Problems
Jean and Lionel aren t happy with how the miniseries project is coming. Jean hires Lionel a new secretary. While Rocky and Madge have an accident.
16:00
Goodnight Sweetheart
There's Something About a Soldier
Yvonne wants Gary to get a sensible job with her new company. Plus, Gary s wartime life seems threatened by a returning hero. Is it time for Gary to make a break from the past?
16:31
My Hero
My Hero
Janet does not realize that the Irish hypochondriac who s come to see her at the health centre is actually the famed superhero Thermoman, who saved her life while she was vacationing in Arizona.
17:01
Sex Education
Episode 5
Vivid history collides with real awkwardness in France as the poo hits a windshield and friends slam on the brakes. A spark reignites. Jean explodes.
17:55
My Family
And Other Animals
With Nick still away, Michael joining the army, and Janey getting her stuff out of the attic, Susan is feeling deserted. Then a stray dog appears and tries to become man s best friend. Unfortunately, the man he chooses is Ben.
18:25
The Thin Blue Line
Come on You Blues
Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the
18:55
The Detectives
Acting Constables
Briggs and Louis are assigned to act as advisors for a TV police drama.
19:25
The Vicar of Dibley
Arrival
The village of Dibley acquires a new vicar, but the Reverend Geraldine is a bit of a surprise, and a not entirely welcome one to some people.
19:55
My Hero
Space Virus
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.
20:25
The Piglet Files
In Which We Serve
The Piglet Files - In Which We Serve
20:51
Count Arthur Strong
Arthur's Big Moment
When a riot forces everyone into a back room in the café, Arthur takes the opportunity to stage his one-man tribute to The Musical.
21:21
Sex Education
Episode 4
In the cold light of day, can sex turn into intimacy, and vice versa? Ruby recoils from Otis. Maeve connects with Isaac. Abstinence roils Moordale.
22:15
Only Fools and Horses
Watching the Girls Go By
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.
22:45
As Time Goes By
The New Neighbours
Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbors are like. How is it they show up at the pub with black eyes after fighting with one another?
23:16
Count Arthur Strong
Untrue Detective
A knock on the head results in Arthur joining the police force as a high-ranking detective. Its up to Michael and the gang from the cafe to bring him back to reality.
23:46
Count Arthur Strong
Safari Park
Michael finds himself with a whole new family on a birthday outing, but Arthur s money-saving schemes cause chaos.