TV Guide
My Family - Bliss for Idiots
Ben is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan s book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer.
Only Fools and Horses - The Chance of a Lunchtime
Raquel has an audition for a play, and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper, each thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Alber
The Piglet Files - Piglet in a Trough
All of a sudden, Piglet has a drinking problem...and a gambling problem...and financial difficulties...and marital strain. What s going on? Well, Drummond has ordered him to put on the show as a ploy to see if Maxwell is a KGB mole.
The Outlaws - Episode 3
The outlaws illicit business begins to run like a well-oiled machine. An old dog struggles to learn new tricks, and a protest erupts at the community centre.
Ghosts - Who Do You Think You Are?
A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? It s riddled with ghosts...
Not Going Out - Drugs
After a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
Ghosts - Getting Out
When Mike and Alison consider selling Button House to a hotel chain, the ghosts come up with some get-rich-quick schemes to help the cash-strapped couple.
As Time Goes By - Surprising News
Penny and Stephen arrive with news that they are moving to Spain and building a dream house. Lionel starts to worry about his future money situation and asks Alistair for some financial advise.
As Time Goes By - Future Imperfect
Lionel is still worried about his money future and Alistair suggests he sell the country house. Lionel and Jean decide that they should sell the house but, who is going to tell Mrs. Bale and Lol they are out of jobs. Lionel and Jean go to the country to i
My Family - One of the Boys
Roger s mother visits London to meet future daughter-in-law, Abi, and an old drinking mate from Ben s youth has changed much more than he had expected.
Only Fools and Horses - Cash and Curry
Del s swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trouble is, he hasn t reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.
Only Fools and Horses - Go West Young Man
Rodneys depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird “ Monica of the fat thighs “ and life isnt exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution “ theyll all be millionaires in a year “ cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very do
Goodnight Sweetheart - Wish Me Luck
Yvonne is in line for a work promotion, while Gary needs to decide which life to choose. Life in 1941 is appearing increasingly more attractive.
My Hero - Thermoman's Greatest Challenge
George and his dashing alter-ego (Thermoman) are invited to the same charity fundraiser.
The Vicar of Dibley - Winter
Dibley prepares for the annual nativity play.
The Piglet Files - A Private Member's Bill
Sir Desmond wants to make budget cuts by amalgamating MI5, MI6 and other agencies. Piglet and his colleagues use their espionage skills to try to find the skeletons which might persuade Sir Desmond to reconsider.
My Family - Deliverance
Janey s baby is due and Susan insists on traveling to Manchester for the birth; it s a journey that throws up several blasts from the past.
Only Fools and Horses - To Hull and Back
Boycie and Abdul pitch a diamond scam to Del Boy, who immediately turns them down. That is until they offer him a £15,000 cut of the estimated £150,000 sale of the stone on the UK market. Del finds himself designated as the courie...
The Outlaws - Episode 3
Whilst Gabby considers motherhood, the Dean s defence is winning his case, and the police are closing in on the gang. Can the outlaws clear their names before it s too late?
My Hero - Illegal Aliens
George and Arnie become the subject of an investigation by the Immigration Department.
Big School - Episode 1
Miss Postern and Mr Church s relationship has taken a downward turn.
Only Fools and Horses - No Greater Love....
Rodney s got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately, she s no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...
The Piglet Files - The Hunt for Red Decoder
MI5 has acquired a Russian decoding device, but it won t work. Piglet uses his electronics skills to try to understand why.
My Family - The Ego Has Landed
A couple ask Ben to be their sperm donor; Mark shows up and wants to be a part of Kenzo s life; Abi becomes upset with Roger when she dreams he cheated on her.
Ghosts - Home
Mike is feeling intense anxiety about the future. The couple look into selling some land, incensing Lady Button. Can Thomas finally become a published poet?
00:06 The Outlaws - Episode 6
Even with redemption seemingly in reach, the outlaws find their time running out, and the net closing around them. They face a stark choice ” die apart, or survive together?
01:07 My Family - Life Begins at Fifty
Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her in court.
01:37 The Outlaws - Episode 6
Out of options and time, the outlaws must take extreme measures. But with the eyes of the public and the police on them, can they together pull off the con to end all cons?
02:38 The Thin Blue Line - Yuletide Spirit
Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.
03:08 Goodnight Sweetheart - And Mother Came Too
Ron is in trouble with the police, while Phoebe tells Gary that they are finally free to marry.
03:39 The Vicar of Dibley - Community Spirit
Geraldine takes over the Autumn Fair and promises a celebrity, say Elton John, to open it but finds it a bit difficult to deliver.
04:10 Big School - Episode 6
Mr Church is keen to be involved with Miss Postern s school trip to France.
04:40 Goodnight Sweetheart - Don't Fence Me In
Gary has chosen to lead a double life indefinitely, but his plans are threatened when builders start demolishing his route and portal back to 1941.
05:10 The Thin Blue Line - Ism Ism Ism
Dawkins discovers circumstantial evidence of a domestically abused wife, Grim applies to join the Todgers, and Mayoress Christabel Wickham informs Fowler of the presence of an illegal immigrant in Gasforth. Fowler apparently solves the crimes, but soon re
05:48 Ghosts - Something to Share?
When the ghosts try to sabotage Alison s makeshift therapy session for Kitty, they unwittingly face their own demons. And Mike s desire to see the ghosts yields surprising results
06:17 My Hero - Girlfriend
A curvaceous Ultronian appears, claiming to be George s fiancee. Xil learns to speak English when speaking to Tyler, she realises that she can learn from him. She does so and picks up his (local) accent. Meanwhile, Mrs Raven asks for a better deal for the
06:48 My Hero - Big Brother
George s family discover the joys of reality TV.
07:17 Only Fools and Horses - Homesick
Only Fools and Horses - Homesick
07:49 My Family - A Handful of Dust
It s Ben s birthday, and everyone seems to have taken his request for no fuss literally, neglecting to buy him any presents. Janey is home for the weekend with a new friend, but nobody is sure of the nature of their relationship.
08:19 My Family - Dentally Unstable
Janey starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael s latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.
08:50 Not Going Out - Debbie
Lee s past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.
09:20 Waiting for God - Looking for Work
It s April and yet it s still very cold so the residents do not appreciate it when Baines turns off the central heating and suggest the residents go jogging to keep warm. Tom and Diana decide to get jobs to get out of the icy-cold home. Tom gets a job wo
09:51 As Time Goes By - Lionel's New Hobby
Lionel starts building model boats as a way to pass the time. Jean worries about Lionel. Alistair trys to get Lionel to work on another book.
10:21 My Family - The Book of Love
Susan attends a neighbour s book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.
10:52 Goodnight Sweetheart - Someone to Watch Over Me
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?
11:22 Only Fools and Horses - Friday the 14th
The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend s fishing but get involved with an escaped psycho from the local mental hospital.
11:54 As Time Goes By - At Death's Door
The miniseries based on Lionel s book is finally aired on U.S. television. When Jean s sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hopital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.
12:24 Fawlty Towers - Communication Problems
A selectively deaf woman named Mrs Richards insists that she has had a large amount of money stolen at the hotel, and against Sybil s wishes Basil puts a fiver on Dragonfly.
12:57 Only Fools and Horses - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
After a night at the Nag s Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was it four muggers. But something isn t right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
13:48 Only Fools and Horses - Sleepless in Peckham...!
When Marlene vanishes and Boycie is secretive about her disappearance, people assume he has killed her, but she only went to have a boob job. The Trotters need money to stave off being evicted but are saved when it transpires that...
15:05 Goodnight Sweetheart - Careless Talk
With a wife on both sides of the time warp, Gary is rapidly running out of money and Ron has lost the will to print.
15:35 Ghosts - Happy Death Day
With Pat s family coming to commemorate his death, Pat begs Alison to pass on a message from beyond the grave, while she attempts to befriend the new builder.
16:06 Goodnight Sweetheart - One O'Clock Jump
Gary tries to rectify matters when his shop s success makes Yvonne depressed at her lack of employment prospects. Plus, he discovers that PC Deadman is unaware that he has a child.
16:36 The Piglet Files - In Which We Serve
Piglet is undercover in a hotel, when Sarah appears with her colleagues.
17:02 Only Fools and Horses - Watching the Girls Go By
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.
17:33 Only Fools and Horses - As One Door Closes
When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
18:05 The Vicar of Dibley - Autumn
The vicar desperately tries to spend an evening alone with Simon. Alice returns from her honeymoon and may be pregnant.
18:47 Big School - Episode 6
Unnatural disaster strikes Miss Postern s classroom when Mr Barber spends the night there.
19:18 As Time Goes By - Welcome News
Rocky decides to give Lionel his country house in-which the film crew for the miniseries has decided to shoot. Jean and Lionel get engaged.
19:48 Waiting for God - Sent To Coventry
A strange reversal of fortune overtakes Bayview with the hospitalised Baines seen as the victim and Diana his tormentor. She is sent to Coventry and there are threats of staff strikes unless she goes. Help comes from a most unexpected source - Marion, wh
20:19 Fawlty Towers - Gourmet Night
To bring the right type of crowd into the hotel Basil establishes a Gourmet Night.
20:49 Goodnight Sweetheart - Let Yourself Go
Yvonne suspects that she s pregnant, while Gary accompanies Phoebe to the countryside. As Gary struggles to maintain his double life, an American airman enters the scene.
21:20 Goodnight Sweetheart - Let's Get Away from It All
Yvonne and Phoebe both want to move home, but it isn t long before moving is the least of Gary s worries.
21:50 My Hero - Mine's a Double
A double of George named Hilary arrives to take George s place while he s away at an advanced super heroic refresher course. Hilary is still in training and is replacing George for 72 hours as part of his field training. Hilary goes into the clinic and
22:20 Only Fools and Horses - Christmas Crackers
Rodney has ran out of yuletide cheer, as the annual routing of the Trotter festivities are wearing thin. Burnt turkey, charred Christmas pudding, the same old things on television, and nothing but a book lent to him by Mickey Pier...
22:56 My Hero - It's All in the Mind
George looks into the mind s of people and discovers what they are really thinking. He is not at all happy about it and Janet gets him out of it once again and none too gently.
23:26 As Time Goes By - The Anniversary Party
Stephen plans a surprise anniversary party for Penny but, mixes up the dates. While Jean and Lionel argue about being ""engaged"".
23:56 As Time Goes By - The Bathroom
After Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bathroom Jean decides to add a second bathroom. But, things don t go as planned.
00:27 Only Fools and Horses - Video Nasty
Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film, but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del gets him a secondhand typewriter, and also suggests a storyline of A Rhino Loose in the City . To make matters worse, the director, Mickey
00:58 Not Going Out - Librarian
Lucy and Guy are going out with each other, and Guy has practically moved in. This annoys Lee who thinks Guy is too old for her. Lee soon discovers that Guy owns a lap dancing club. While at the club, Lee and Tim see Rose (Thaila Zucchi), a librarian that
01:27 Waiting for God - The Conference
There is to be a conference on the needs of the elderly held, and Diana is asked to be the local representative. At the same time Tom is waiting on tests to see if he has prostrate cancer, and so Diana researches the subject for the conference. Although
01:57 Waiting for God - Politics
Diana decides that she would like to enter politics and stands as an independent candidate for the Residents Party. Baines has been asked to stand for the Tories so Tom decides he will have some fun and join in the race too. Diana is forced to stand dow
02:28 As Time Goes By - An Old Flame
Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy s policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.
02:59 As Time Goes By - Surprise, Surprise
Judith persuades Jean to surprise Lionel by going along to his lecture in Nowrich. However, it is Jean who gets the surprise when she finds that Lionel already has a lady friend to stay with. While Lionel attempts to deal with the embarrasing position he
03:30 dinnerladies - Royals
There is excitement in the canteen when news of a royal visit to the factory comes through. Nobody s very sure who s coming - Princess Anne doesn t do factories, Prince Edward does theatres - but they re all getting into a flap. When it turns out it s som
04:00 The Piglet Files - A Room with a View
The team is assigned to monitor a couple suspected of transmitting information to East Germany. But are they watching the right people?
04:25 Waiting for God - Fraulein Mueller
Jane wants to become a nun so Baines sacks her and brings in stern German matron Greta Mueller, who is a tyrant and tells Sarah where Diana hid the Porsche. Tom cons Baines into making him the head of the Residents Association and organises a petition,
04:56 My Family - The Mouth Trap
One of Ben s patients, while under anaesthetic, admits to killing his wife. Susan, currently overdosing on murder mysteries, decides to turn sleuth in an effort to expose the killer but then gets involved in a cover-up of her own.
05:26 As Time Goes By - The Bypass
The whole gang (minus Harry, who is stuck on duty for protest coverage) head out to the country for the weekend. But road construction is about to throw the travelers for a loop.
05:57 Waiting for God - The Boring Son
In addition to her alcoholism, Marion s fling with Bob becomes the last straw for Geoffrey, who finally decides to leave her. But where can he go? Answer: move in with his father at Bayview. But Geoffrey is so boring that before long Diana and Tom are pl
06:27 Waiting for God - Living In Miserable Sin
Living together is not the bed of roses that Tom and Diana were expecting. He criticizes her sloppiness and her funny little ways, such as feeding acorns to squirrels with a sling-shot. She decides to move out and goes to stay with Sarah to be a nanny to
06:58 Goodnight Sweetheart - There's Something About a Soldier
Yvonne wants Gary to get a sensible job with her new company. Plus, Gary s wartime life seems threatened by a returning hero. Is it time for Gary to make a break from the past?
07:29 As Time Goes By - Rewrites
The television company making a miniseries out of Lionel s book ask him to make it a little sexier. Jean hires a new secretary for Lionel to help him with the rewrites. Unfortunately she isn t much help after all.
07:59 As Time Goes By - The Old Folks' Party
Jean ropes everyone into helping at a party for the oldies ... bottoms are pinched, Alastair excels as a DJ, and Jean and Lionel hope to be treated as well in their old age. Madge and Rocky spice things up with booze.
08:30 As Time Goes By - Relationships
The trip to Nowrich has changed Jean and Lionel s relationship. While Alistair still continues his romantic overtures to Jean, Lionel attempts to smooth things over with Jean. Alistair also gets Lionel to attempt another revision of his book, and Lionel b
08:59 My Family - My Fair Charlady
Susan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well - much to the family s delight, and to Susan s chagrin.
09:30 Waiting for God - Daisy Takes Charge
Baines threatens Diana with expulsion unless she removes the partition but they both have more pressing matters to consider as Daisy becomes completely domineering, taking over the home with her ideas and threatening to get current staff sacked. Finally,
09:59 Waiting for God - Counselling for the Dying
Following the death of a resident all alone, Tom puts himself forward as a counsellor to aid and comfort the terminally ill. A new female resident arrives and has afternoon delight with old Basil. Some time later Basil seems to be dying and Tom rushes to
10:29 Only Fools and Horses - The Sky's the Limit
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in? Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However, chaos at Gatwick means that the evening Rodney planned doesn t happen. Could there b
11:21 Goodnight Sweetheart - Goodnight Children Everywhere
An evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne, and Phoebe s orphaned relatives arrive to move in with her at the Royal Oak.
11:52 Not Going Out - Camping
In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
12:22 Only Fools and Horses - A Touch of Glass
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.
12:51 Big School - Episode 4
The school s drama department puts on a bold reimagining of Romeo and Juliet.
13:22 Not Going Out - Movie
Lee promises to stop treating Lucy s flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.
13:52 The Outlaws - Episode 1
A few months on, the outlaws still have time to serve on their sentences. But they discover the criminal underworld isnt done with them yet.
14:53 Goodnight Sweetheart - I Got It Bad and That Ain't Good
Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, while Gary feels more inclined to move between eras. Meanwhile, in 1941, a tall dark stranger seems to have entered Phoebe s life.
15:24 Goodnight Sweetheart - Heartaches
Gary oversleeps and misses his 1942 wedding. Meanwhile, In the present, Yvonne is upset that he s forgotten their first anniversary.
15:54 Only Fools and Horses - It's Only Rock and Roll
Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Micky s band, A Bunch Of Wallies . Del Boy takes on the job of manager, getting them an abortive St. Paddy s night gig at The Shamrock Club.
16:24 Ghosts - Happy Holiday
Mike and Alison welcome their first guests to the BandB, determined to get a five-star review. The Plaguers idolise Thomas, and Pat teaches Mary the joys and pitfalls of package holidays.
16:53 The Thin Blue Line - Fire and Terror
Habib falls for a fireman named Gary, much to Goody s jealousy, while Fowler finds himself pestered frequently by a man who claims to have committed impossible, solved or extremely historical crimes, much to DI Grim s amusement, until a terrorist begins m
17:23 Waiting for God - Welcome to Bayview
Tom Ballard is put in Bayview Retirement Home by drunken daughter-in-law Marion and her weak husband Geoffrey. Many of the residents are very passive but not retired journalist Diana Trent, whose mission in life is to annoy the idiot Baines - Harvey Ba
17:54 Goodnight Sweetheart - The Bells Are Ringing
Yvonne s new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is primarily concerned with Phoebe, who is going through childbirth in 1942.
18:25 My Family - May the Best Man Win
Abi s father asks Ben to be his best man; this turns out to have been a bad move, as he hands over the running of the bachelor night to Nick.
18:55 Only Fools and Horses - Sickness and Wealth
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he s only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA - Positive Mental Attitude! So it s going to require some nift
19:55 The Thin Blue Line - Come on You Blues
Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the
20:28 My Family - Desperately Squeaking Susan
Susan has taken to asking an increasingly disturbed Michael for advice on make-up and clothes now that Janey has left for university. The arrival of Ben s cousin s daughter in the Harper household could provide a solution - but Ben is reluctant to give up
20:58 Only Fools and Horses - From Prussia with Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor
21:29 Goodnight Sweetheart - Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking ...
As the strain of living a double life takes its toll on Gary, Rolf Harris appears in a dream and berates him for having claimed authorship of Two Little Boys.
22:00 My Hero - The Foresight Saga
George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G
22:30 Fawlty Towers - The Wedding Party
Basil wants none of that going on in his rooms and suspects some guests and Polly of carrying on.
23:04 My Hero - Space Virus
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.
23:35 Ghosts - Carpe Diem
Robin has a revelation that unnerves the ghosts and prompts them to consider their legacies. Alison and Mike decide to have a spontaneous wild night out.
00:06 As Time Goes By - Branching Out
With Jean opening up a new branch of her secretarial agency Sandy and Judy have different ideas who should be in charge of it.
00:37 My Family - An Embarrassment of Susans
Susan tries to fix Michael up with a new girlfriend called Suzanne, but the similarity doesn t end in the name. Meanwhile, Ben starts a career as a property developer but squatters may make him regret it.
01:07 The Thin Blue Line - Fly on the Wall
Fowler receives a letter from the BBC, which then comes to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about Gasforth Police Station. Unfortunately, Grim convinces the officers, sans Fowler, that they are all going to become international television stars, prompti
01:38 Fawlty Towers - The Anniversary
Sybil leaves before Basil s surprise anniversary party and Basil spends the evening trying to convince their friends she s ill.
02:09 Waiting for God - Another Christmas at Bayview
Jane s grandfather Jamie arrives at Bayview where tom and Diana are putting on a Christmas play for the residents,though Diana is as curmudgeonly as ever in respect of the festive season. She and Tom play a trick on Baines who is ...
02:40 My Family - My Will Be Done
Due to the death of Susan s friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone s mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet to predict Ben s death.
03:11 As Time Goes By - Problems, Problems
Jean and Lionel aren t happy with how the miniseries project is coming. Jean hires Lionel a new secretary. While Rocky and Madge have an accident.
03:40 Only Fools and Horses - It Never Rains....
The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police.
04:11 Only Fools and Horses - Wanted
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the Peckham Pouncer - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?
04:42 Waiting for God - The Thief
Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou
05:13 The Piglet Files - The Wrong Combination
Which is better, MI5 or MI6? After a disastrous training exercise, Drummond is challenged by his MI6 counterpart to answer that very question.
05:39 dinnerladies - Monday
On an otherwise typical Monday morning, Bren s canteen is thrown into crisis when Norman the bread man fails to deliver the granary torpedoes. Should she sign the docket or not? Meanwhile, Jean is preoccupied with planning her daughter s wedding and findi
06:09 My Family - The Abi Habit
According to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and she decides that she and the girls should abstain from even the slightest physical contact with men for three weeks in order to spice up their sex lives, but will Abi take it too far?
06:40 Not Going Out - Mortgage
Tim decides to sell the flat, so Lee sets to work putting off prospective buyers.
07:10 As Time Goes By - Too Old ... or Too Nosy
Jean s brother Steven and his wife are expected for another visit. As they are considered a rather dull couple by the Hardcastles, it is most surprising that they arrive via separate modes of transportation to announce that they are having a tiff.
07:41 The Outlaws - Episode 5
The outlaws must hustle on two fronts ” with a captain of industry, and a member of the landed gentry. An audacious break-in is planned, and an imposter is heartbreakingly exposed.
08:42 Fawlty Towers - The Kipper and the Corpse
Unknown to Basil, a guest dies in the night and he tries to serve him breakfast anyway and an obnoxious woman insists on service for her dog.
09:15 Ghosts - The Thomas Thorne Affair
Thomas goes down memory lane with Alison, however, the truth is muddied when the other ghosts tell their version of events. Mike struggles with his own memories of Alison s past.
09:44 Only Fools and Horses - Who's a Pretty Boy?
Del Boy arranges for Rodney and Grandad to redecorate Denzil and Corinne s flat. What is Corrinne going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread ?
10:15 Not Going Out - Gay
Lucy persuades Lee to pretend to be gay after she lies to a business acquaintance Guy, who she was told is gay himself, by telling him she lives with a gay flatmate to prove she is not homophobic. However, Guy soon starts to get suspicious and tests Lee s
10:45 My Hero - Wedding
Shortly after they wed, janet goes into labor. The baby has super powers and can talk, which is normal for Thermian babies.
11:15 Waiting for God - The Psychiatrist
Baines decides that if Diana and Tom are seen to be mentally incompetent it will give him power of attorney over them and end all his troubles, particularly as the home is in financial difficulties. So he refers them to psychiatrist Dr. Darrow, for whom t
11:46 As Time Goes By - Animal Magnetism
Lionel trys to convince Jean that a dog has been following him. Judy and Sandy come home with the very dog that was following him. The women want to keep the dog but, Lionel wants to take him to the shelter so they can find his owner. The owner contacts t
12:16 Goodnight Sweetheart - I Get Along Without You Very Well
Yvonne gets to spend more time with Gary due to him giving up his 1940s obsession, but he is quickly propelled back into things upon discovering that he may be married to Phoebe.
12:47 My Hero - Little Green Man
Janet feels George is taking her for granted. Pete was fixing the window glass when he cut himself and Janet was looking at the cut when George walks in. Pete leaves and Janet tries to make George jealous but George is calm about it. Piers is engaged to Caro
13:17 Not Going Out - Boat
Lee spends a long weekend on his a boat with Lucy, even though she is terrified of water.
13:48 Waiting for God - Tell the Truth
Tom s belief that one should always tell the truth offends Jane, who s attempted to look glamorous to appeal to Baines and Tom says she looks hideous. He also upsets Marion by telling her what he thinks of her, leading to a big row. Sarah introduces her b
14:19 Fawlty Towers - The Hotel Inspectors
Some inspectors are in town and Basil gets paranoid, so he alternately fawns over and offends his guests.
14:49 Only Fools and Horses - A Slow Bus to Chingford
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It s time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter s Ethnic Tours. But, why are there no takers?
15:20 Only Fools and Horses - A Royal Flush
Rodney meets Vicky, a seemingly impoverished artist who it transpires is the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. Having obtained a pair of tickets to the sold-out production of Carmen, Rodders seems to have deeply impressed Vicky. ...
16:21 My Family - Waiting to Inhale
After Susan finds marijuana in Michael s room, which he got from his friend, Bex, she decides to teach him a lesson; she soon finds herself scrambling after confiscating the evidence.
16:51 Waiting for God - The Funeral
Depressed vicar Dennis Sparrow is conducting the funeral of ex-Bayview resident Jimmy, but is making heavy weather of the eulogy and later he tells Tom and Diana that he is losing his faith. Geoffrey is back with Marion but their life is far from being a
17:22 Big School - Episode 1
Mr Church is about to resign but the arrival of a new French teacher changes everything.
17:52 Goodnight Sweetheart - When Two Worlds Collide
The detonation of an unexploded bomb in Duckett s Passage catapults Gary and Phoebe into the present. Consequently, Phoebe and Yvonne meet for the first time.
18:22 The Vicar of Dibley - Dibley Live
""Radio Dibley"" goes live for one week, with Geraldine doing a ""Brain of Dibley"" competition and Owen commenting on horse gelding. Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law.
18:54 Waiting for God - Glamorous Grannies
Tom has a bet with Diana that she can t be nice to people for a week. Such untypical actions only lead to confusion. Baines wants to organise a glamorous grandmother contest for the old ladies in the home, the prize being a cruise for two. Since Basil wa
19:24 Only Fools and Horses - The Unlucky Winner Is...
Rodney s won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he s got to pretend he s 14 years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he s got to do is keep his head down. Then the skatebo
20:16 As Time Goes By - The Cruise
Jean becomes angry when Lionel invites her along on a cruise as a freebie .
20:46 Big School - Episode 2
It is talent show time, but the teachers are the acts and the pupils are the judges.
21:16 My Family - Return of the Prodigal Prat
When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick s old room to a nursery, but Nick isn t having any of it.
21:46 The Outlaws - Episode 2
In order to stay alive, the outlaws consider an unlikely” and dangerous ” way of making money. Meanwhile, two familiar detectives turn their attention to a certain London kingpi
22:46 Waiting for God - Trouble With Men
Diana and Jane are both taken aback by the bizarre ways of men, following their respective marriage proposals. Tom s proposal to Diana has brought on a shock and she collapses and is taken to hospital. Jane s decision that she will become a nun after all
23:16 My Hero - The Living Dead
George gets himself a new life insurance policy and then kills himself to claim the cash. Now he has to figure out how to come back from the dead with Janet s help, or at least, Janet has to help him sort out another mess - yet again! This is easier said
23:46 Not Going Out - Therapy
Lee takes advantage of Lucy s new-found skills as a relationship counsellor to patch things up with his father.