TV Guide
11:43 As Time Goes By - The Mini Series
Alistair comes back from the states with news that a television company wants to turn Lionel s book into a miniseries. While trying to make copies at Jean s agency Lionel accidently shreds his summary that he wrote for the tv people. Despite this they dec
12:13 Not Going Out - Pregnant
Lee is shocked when Lucy announces that she is pregnant and he wonders if he could accidentally be the baby s father.
12:44 Duck Patrol - River Rage
Duck Patrol - River Rage
13:09 The Green Green Grass - A Rocky Start
Winterdown Farm, the Boyce s new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.
13:39 Goodnight Sweetheart - Goodnight Children Everywhere
An evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne, and Phoebe s orphaned relatives arrive to move in with her at the Royal Oak.
14:10 The Detectives - Cardiac Arrest
When a gang member is shot during a getaway, Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the hospital. But with so many sick people, doctors and nurses around, Louis hypochondria knows no bounds...
14:40 Birds Of A Feather - First Time Caller
Tracey ponders her contribution to society; a radio phone-in offers one answer.
15:10 Are You Being Served? - Take-over
The staff prevent another firm s hostile takeover of Grace Brothers by impersonating the shareholders. Mr. Harman gives a rousing speech, and Grace Brothers is saved.
15:41 One Foot in the Grave - The Exterminating Angel
Romance is in the air for Mr. Swainey when he finally invites Tania the nurse out for a date. Victor takes a new job as a chauffeur but rapidly wipes out his employer s beloved fleet.
16:11 Birds Of A Feather - You Pays Yer Money
With an upcoming parliamentary by-election, Sharon discovers that Tracey did not register her to vote in Chigwell. However she did register Darryl, not wanting to admit he was in prison. Darryl agrees that Sharon can buy his vote for £350. Meanwhile, Dor
16:42 Not Going Out - Gay
Lucy persuades Lee to pretend to be gay after she lies to a business acquaintance Guy, who she was told is gay himself, by telling him she lives with a gay flatmate to prove she is not homophobic. However, Guy soon starts to get suspicious and tests Lee s
17:12 Mr. Bean - Tee Off, Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean goes to a laundromat where he washes his clothes and other various items and ends up causing trouble with the other people and their laundry. Afterwards, he heads off to a mini golf course where he plays but ends up following the ball everywhere
17:38 Absolutely Fabulous - AbFab.The.Last.Shout.Part.One
Absolutely Fabulous - AbFab.The.Last.Shout.Part.One
18:24 Goodnight Sweetheart - Mine's a Double
Whilst advancing through the time warp a severe storm in 1944 causes Gary to split into two opposing clones: a normal Gary and a bad version. Phoebe likes the former, while Yvonne prefers latter.
18:55 One Foot in the Grave - Monday Morning Will Be Fine
After a burglary Victor decides not to replace his television set in order to give him and Margaret more opportunity to get out of the house. However, a trip to the pub results in a disconcerting experience with an old friend.
19:25 Only Fools and Horses - Watching the Girls Go By
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.
19:56 Waiting for God - Adult Education
When Tom and Diana s life drawing art classes at the local college are terminated and complaining yields no joy, they decide to instigate their own at Bayview. Baines is to be the model, posing as Julius Caesar, bare beneath his toga for authenticity (or
20:26 Bad Education - After School Clubs
Alfie tries to attend a book group, a LARPing club and a leaving party at the same time.
20:55 My Family - Much Ado About Ben
Susan finds Viagra in her son s trousers and confiscates it, Janey tries to get Marilyn Manson tickets, Susan lets her yoga instructor give lessons at her house and Ben is put on a diet.
21:26 My Hero - Space Virus
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.
21:56 My Hero - Pet Rescue
George is puzzled by the British love of pets - until his mother-in-law s dog explains it all. However, talking to animals is not normal behaviour, and the conversation lands George in hot water
22:26 Goodnight Sweetheart - How I Won the War
Gary thinks that Yvonne is having an affair, so he asks Ron to spy on her for him. Plus, Gary and Phoebe join a concert troupe in Belgium, but their efforts are quickly thwarted.
22:56 My Hero - It's All in the Mind
George looks into the mind s of people and discovers what they are really thinking. He is not at all happy about it and Janet gets him out of it once again and none too gently.
23:27 Waiting for God - Diana's Diet
Diana s foot shows no sign of healing and Tom is anxious for her to see a doctor. For all of her brash facade she is reluctant to seek medical advice in case she is given the worst possible scenario. However, she complies and is told that she has diabetes
23:57 My Family - 'Tis Pity She's a Whore
When an over-friendly patient gives him an expensive watch, Ben jumps to the conclusion that he is a gangster and is determined to get rid of the gift. Meanwhile, Susan searches the house for her anniversary present.
00:27 My Family - Death Takes a Policy
When Nick suggests his parents take out a life insurance policy to further his chances of romance, Michael begins to worry about their life expectancy.
00:57 Not Going Out - Librarian
Lucy and Guy are going out with each other, and Guy has practically moved in. This annoys Lee who thinks Guy is too old for her. Lee soon discovers that Guy owns a lap dancing club. While at the club, Lee and Tim see Rose (Thaila Zucchi), a librarian that
01:26 Sandylands - Episode 2
Emily learns that Les Vegas is alive and well, and has faked his own death for a hefty life insurance payout. What s worse, she finds herself handcuffed to her father and hiding from police and recent love-interest Nathan, who are pounding down the door a
01:56 Only Fools and Horses - A Losing Streak
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham s ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?
02:28 The Detectives - Special Branch
The Superintendent selects the duo for a particularly sensitive assignment. His granddaughter has become involved in an anti-road protest and he needs Louis and Briggs to rescue her.
02:59 Miranda - Before I Die
Worried about what people may say about her life, Miranda decides to try and do some good.
03:29 My Hero - A Sporting Chance
George has some initial trouble getting to grips with the notion of sport when he is asked to join a cricket team, to help Piers out. Mrs. Raven gets intimate with Tyler after becoming convinced that he is her hero Thermoman. Ella belittles Thermoman - wh
04:00 Not Going Out - Camping
In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
04:30 The Green Green Grass - Animal Instincts
Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
05:00 The Upper Hand - Sex, Lies and Exercise Tape
The Upper Hand - Sex, Lies and Exercise Tape
05:25 So Haunt Me - Series 3 Episode 6
Mr Bloom and Dolly Finkel are getting married and Yetta isn t invited, so she pulls out the stops to make herself real for the day promising to behave herself... people can be so gullable. While trying to work up the courage to ask for a pay rise at wo
05:55 The Good Life - The Last Posh Frock
Various people mistake Barbara for a man, causing her to doubt her femininity, and when she accidentally tears her last good dress, she becomes distraught. Tom compounds things by fawning over an elegantly dressed dinner guest, but then tries to make up b
06:26 Only Fools and Horses - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
After a night at the Nag s Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was it four muggers. But something isn t right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
07:17 Not Going Out - Running
To impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre Fun Run only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.
07:46 Goodnight Sweetheart - It Ain't Necessarily So
As New Year s Eve rapidly approaches, Gary seeks a way of celebrating the occasion with both his wife and girlfriend, in the contrasting timeframes of 1941 and 1995.
08:16 Not Going Out - Hot Tub
Lee and Lucy play hot tub fantasy date with Anna and Toby, causing them to end up in hot water.
08:45 Father Ted - The Plague
Rabbit-phobic Bishop Brennan pays a visit to investigate reports of Father Jack sleepwalking naked. Unfortunately Dougal has overrun the house with rabbits, and a Terry and June-style farce ensues as Ted and Dougal attempt to keep Father Jack in bed, and th
09:10 One Foot in the Grave - The Big Sleep
As retirement throws more problems for Victor Meldrew s retirement, including a next-door neighbour s noisy party, a disturbing and puzzling rash and an atheist funeral, has Victor bitten the bullett?
09:40 Mr. Bean - Hair by Mr. Bean of London
When Mr. Bean has to wait a few minutes for the hairdresser who s called away by the telephone, he starts playing barber, so three consecutive costumers have their hair done by him, but his inverse Midastouch strikes again: woe their hair and the real hai
10:08 Ultimate Force - Breakout
Red Troop is called to a pharmaceutical laboratory after three Chechens break in to an area where scientists are working on a vaccine for a deadly form of anthrax. The gang threaten to release the anthrax, killing thousands, unless they are given money. C
10:59 Not Going Out - Serious
Kate tries clown classes after unsuccessfully getting Lee to go to them. You couldn t really call her own attempts a success. To repay Kate Lee goes on a date with Lucy Moss, an author whose book, about her turbulent life, was published by Kate s company.
11:29 Not Going Out - Dragon Castle
Lee and Lucy look to a career in the movies when they play background elves on the set of a popular mini-TV series, Dragon Castle. Their aspirations to become leading actors, however, are thwarted by their lack of talent.
11:58 My Hero - My Hero Christmas
It s George s first Christmas, and although he has trouble with the concept he tries to spread good cheer.
12:28 dinnerladies - Christmas
Thursday 23rd December 1999: Bren s past has caught up with her and it looks as though she and Tony are off the menu as far as romance is concerned, causing her to contemplate handing her notice in.
13:03 Hotel Babylon - Episode 24
Jack and Emily are caught up in a hostage situation when a bereaved father who has brought his son s ashes to the hotel, clashes with a faith healer. Ned makes a proposal to Anna, but their celebrations are cut short when she goes to investigate the sound
13:58 The Green Green Grass - Calendar Boys
Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve
14:28 Bottom - Parade
Richie and Eddie are taken to the Police station to take part in an identity parade and find themselves in an argument with a Falklands war veteran over their participation in the war.
14:58 Ultimate Force - Never Go Back
Red Troop are caught in a battle between rival forces while on an unofficial visit to Zimbabwe
16:12 Absolutely Fabulous - Paris
Patsy is excited to be joining young supermodel Erin O Connor for a magazine photo shoot in Paris. Edina and a reluctant Saffron come along for a mother“daughter fashion spread. After learning that other models from her generation will also appear in th
16:43 The Upper Hand - Wish You Were Here
The Upper Hand - Wish You Were Here
17:09 The Palace - Episode 2
When Prince George is involved in a hit and run accident, the palace does their best to try and cover it up not just from the country but also the King. However, their efforts are ruined when Princess Eleanor finds out the truth and decides that she can use
17:56 The Upper Hand - A Model Grandmother
The Upper Hand - A Model Grandmother
18:22 Only Fools and Horses - Little Problems
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra s father s firm and impending marriage, Rodney s certainly on the up. Del s even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del s gone and got himself into a bit of b
19:14 So Haunt Me - The Exorcist
Pete s sent Yetta to Coventry again, so Yetta fights back by doing what she s supposed to do, scare people. Jack has the idea that if Pete goes public with the story, it could make them enough money to leave Meadow Road, so Pete talks to a repor... sorr
19:45 Not Going Out - Front Window
Recovering from knee surgery, Lee sits by the window day after day, spying on his neighbours through a pair of binoculars.
20:13 As Time Goes By - Wedding Preparations
Jean and Lionel finally set a date for the wedding. While the women are planning the wedding, Lionel finally finishes his script for the miniseries.
20:43 My Hero - Little Green Man
Janet feels George is taking her for granted. Pete was fixing the window glass when he cut himself and Janet was looking at the cut when George walks in. Pete leaves and Janet tries to make George jealous but George is calm about it. Piers is engaged to Caro
21:13 As Time Goes By - The Old Folks' Party
Jean ropes everyone into helping at a party for the oldies ... bottoms are pinched, Alastair excels as a DJ, and Jean and Lionel hope to be treated as well in their old age. Madge and Rocky spice things up with booze.
21:44 My Family - Four Affairs and a Funeral
Ben talks Roger into helping him move the body of a patient who died in his dental chair; Abi and Susan suspect Roger and Ben are having affairs.
22:14 One Foot in the Grave - Secret Of The Seven Sorcerers
Victor is preparing for a meeting of his magician s club. He now has a job as a lollipop man, but is being bothered by hoax calls from the fire brigade. Patrick and Pippa are due to visit the Meldrews for a reconciliation meal, but Patrick isn t looking
22:43 As Time Goes By - The Anniversary Party
Stephen plans a surprise anniversary party for Penny but, mixes up the dates. While Jean and Lionel argue about being ""engaged"".
23:13 The Brittas Empire - Set in Concrete
Gordon is having a visitor coming round, a Graham Hansom who is going to see what makes people angry. Meanwhile Laura realises that Gordon has got his feet stuck in solid concrete in a cardboard box. The reason for this was when Gordon upset someone at a
23:44 As Time Goes By - Covering Up
Jean s sister-in-law has decided to visit the ""lovebirds"" at Jean s house. Unfortunatly Jean has to cover up the fact that she and Lionel still have not moved in together.
00:14 Goodnight Sweetheart - Just in Time
When a workman arrives to carryout repairs in the time portal alleyway, Gary begins to contemplate where his future lies.
00:44 The Palace - Episode 6
In Clarence House, Eleanor sits up terrified in her bed as an intruder tells her shes beautiful. Natalie, Eleanors dresser passes Simon on the staircase. The intruder tells Eleanor hes touched her skin before, can he do it again? Eleanor is fro
01:32 My Family - Susan of Troy
Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on "The Weakest Link", but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.
02:01 The Detectives - Mine's A Large One
Briggs and Louis have found their true vocation - the river police. With peace, quiet and the total absence of any type of crime, it seems like paradise. Then the boat runs into an unexploded WWII river mine...
02:31 Birds Of A Feather - In at the Deep End
Sharon thinks installing a swimming pool will be easy, since she has a café full of builders.
03:02 Friday Night Dinner - Mr Morris Returns
The family are distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr Morris, her horrible 85-year-old boyfriend.
03:26 My Family - Abi Ever After
It s the day before Roger and Abi s wedding, but for this accident-prone couple, anything that can go wrong probably will, before the marriage is solemnized.
03:56 Only Fools and Horses - Strained Relations
After Grandad s funeral, Delboy and Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them - bringing his nautical nightmares.
04:27 Waiting for God - Harvey The Priest
A combination of genuine feelings for Jane, whom he is used to having around, plus the desire to still join the golf club, causes Baines to become a priest of the Order of the Flaming Sword of Las Vegas - by post.
04:58 Goodnight Sweetheart - Don't Fence Me In
Gary has chosen to lead a double life indefinitely, but his plans are threatened when builders start demolishing his route and portal back to 1941.
05:28 Not Going Out - Car
Lee s hopes for a stress-free ferry trip to France with Lucy and the children are dashed when they don t leave enough time for the car journey.
05:56 Not Going Out - Debbie
Lee s past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.
06:26 Gavin and Stacey - The Christening
Stacey is happy to be living back in Barry as Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff. Smithy tries to adjust life without Gavin back in Essex. Everyone is reunited when the baby is christened.
06:57 Men Behaving Badly - How to Dump Your Girlfriend
Deborah is ill, so Tony decides to look after her. Meanwhile, Tony decides that his girlfriend is getting too serious for his liking so sets about finding a way of dumping her without having to tell her face to face!
07:22 As Time Goes By - Problems, Problems
Jean and Lionel aren t happy with how the miniseries project is coming. Jean hires Lionel a new secretary. While Rocky and Madge have an accident.
07:51 My Family - Bringing Up Janey
Janey desperately wants to keep her new man under wraps, while a suspicious Ben tries to expose an affair between Susan and a client.
08:21 Not Going Out - Beep
Lucy has cooked a special meal so that she and Lee can spend an evening in without distractions to talk about the state of their marriage. But Lee is obsessed with a beeping noise in the house that he cant find, and the food is soon forgotten.
08:50 Absolutely Fabulous - Donkey
Edina enrolls in a boot-camp fitness programme and subjects herself to a strict diet, after being ridiculed for her weight by Katy Grin, Catriona and Fleur. Meanwhile, Patsy briefly experiments with pulling back her signature fringe for the first time in
09:20 Siblings - Vet Drugs
Hannah s best friend from university arrives home from travelling, now with a fiancé in tow ” charming vet, Rich. He offers Dan a job at his practice, but Hannah can t stand him.
09:50 One Foot in the Grave - Alive and Buried
Victor Meldrew, 60 years old, is at last retiring from the rigors of his security guard job at Watson-Mycroft. Replaced by a talking machine, Victor soon discovers that retirement will give him just as many reasons to be grumpy.
10:21 Not Going Out - Lucy
Lee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.
10:51 One Foot in the Grave - The Futility Of The Fly
Margaret regrets hiring an attractive cleaner to help around the house. Meanwhile, Mrs Warboys has a couple of nasty frights.
11:24 Wreck - ck - Water Off a Duck’s Back
Jamie finds himself in a lethal dead end with seemingly no way out. But after a surprise intervention brings some momentary respite, he learns that others are in peril.
12:14 Hotel Babylon - Episode 10
Adrian Tintagel, the leader of a strange cult, checks in. Then Anna discovers Tintagel s doomsday mission and finds herself in danger. Meanwhile, a Premiership football team is staying at Hotel Babylon. While their nefarious requests do not bother Tony, t
13:08 My Family - Canary Cage
The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible.
13:37 Waiting for God - Foreign Workers
In order to cut costs Baines decides to employ illegal immigrant workers at Bayview. To Diana one incompetent foreigner, the gardener, is enough and, after the residents have staged a protest, order is restored. Tom has been overdoing physical exercis
14:08 My Family - Breakable
Nick buys a motorcycle for his new business endeavour but not surprisingly, things do not go according to plan. Janey gets a new job in hopes of being discovered by film producers, and Susan tries to convince Ben to soften up.
14:38 My Lady Jane - Bluebird Is Dead
Jane is Queen and people keep trying to kill her. Pass the wine.
15:26 Bad Education - The American
Alfie is shocked when a charming new American teacher takes over his class.
15:56 Big School - Episode 6
Mr Church is keen to be involved with Miss Postern s school trip to France.
16:26 Ghosts - About Last Night
After a night of partying, Alison and Mike scramble to clean up the house for a venue viewing, and Alison tries to find out why the ghosts are acting so strangely.
16:56 Waiting for God - Counselling for the Dying
Following the death,alone, of a resident, Tom puts himself forward as a counsellor to aid and comfort the terminally ill. A new female resident arrives and has afternoon delight with old Basil. Some time later Basil seems to be dying and Tom rushers to
17:26 Little Britain - Episode 6
Lou and Andy visit the seaside. Dafydd is back in the village after watching a rugby match. Vicky Pollard shows off her new black boyfriend. In a quiet English church, worshippers are startled to hear visiting Harlem preacher, the Reverend Jessie King urg
17:53 The Green Green Grass - The Country Wife
When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.
18:24 My Family - Parisian Beauty
Preparations are afoot in the Harper household for the arrival of Sylvie, a French exchange student. Nick is keen to establish entente cordiale, but Janey is wary of the Parisian beauty. Meanwhile, Ben meets a prospective employee who does little to put h
18:53 So Haunt Me - I Want to Be Alone
Pete thinks he can get rid of Yetta by rigging a seance and convincing her that her late husband Sam is calling her to his side in heaven. The seance goes ahead and it appears Yetta has fallen for it. Strangely enough extra information also filters throug
19:24 My Family - First Past the Post
With a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael s new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.
19:54 The Piglet Files - Trouble with Reception
After years of chilly relations with the Vishwani government, the Foreign Office (and MI5) are invited to the embassy for a formal evening, now that the government has changed hands (MI5 has been asked ""in the new spirit of openness"" to bug the embassy)
20:20 The Brittas Empire - The Last Day
Gordon is ready to leave for Brussels but Helen isn t to keen on going. Then she sees Gordon s pictures and the hotel and decides to go with him. Gordon offers his Management to Laura but she is going to America for he baby to be raised. Everyone is excit
20:51 Men Behaving Badly - Cleaning Lady
Dorothy orders Gary to hire a cleaner because she is fed up with the dirty state of the flat. Gary agrees, reluctantly, and becomes obsessed with his new cleaning lady! Tony loses his job at the pub when Les s brother comes to stay, but finds a new job as
21:22 The Green Green Grass - Fifteen Minutes
Boycie can t believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he s away.
21:51 Waiting for God - Two Nasty Children
Blaming Tom for introducing Marion to Dennis Sparrow, Geoffrey asks him to baby-sit his two children Skye and Tarquin, but they are little monsters who run rings round them. Fortunately, Diana is on hand to put them in their place. Baines decides to t
22:22 Derek - Episode 5
The Meadway animal rescue centre comes to visit, and for Derek that means playing with Ivor. Kev exercises his artistic talents, winding up Hannah in the process, while Derek deals with sad news.
22:46 Birds Of A Feather - Commitments
Sharon s husband Chris wants to dump her for another woman, and take the café away from her. Meanwhile, Dorien is leaving her husband and everything she owns for the youthful charms of lusty Luke. But how will she cope in his sleazy flat in Walthamstow?
23:17 My Family - The Abi Habit
According to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and she decides that she and the girls should abstain from even the slightest physical contact with men for three weeks in order to spice up their sex lives, but will Abi take it too far?
23:47 Ghosts - Not Again
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the BandB. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.
00:18 As Time Goes By - Getting to Know You --- Again
Jean and Lionel look no closer to renewing their relationship when Lionel checks out of his hotel without telling Jean. However, Lionel s publisher, Alistair, convinces him to go to a party tonight to meet some faces , people who can help in the sale of
00:48 As Time Goes By - At Death's Door
The miniseries based on Lionel s book is finally aired on U.S. television. When Jean s sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hopital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.
01:18 Not Going Out - Rachel
Lee decides that the best way to get Lucy to notice him is to make her jealous. Now all he has to do is find himself a girlfriend.
01:48 Big School - Episode 5
A popular member of staff meets his maker at Greybridge School.
02:18 dinnerladies - Minnellium
Friday 31st December 1999: Philippa is getting in a flap over the factory s millennium dinner and transporting all the staff and equipment to the venue on time. But the discovery of something on the fire escape diverts everyone s attention.
02:54 One Foot in the Grave - The Executioner's Song
Victor has a new job as a window-cleaner. Meanwhile, Patrick s plans for a quiet birthday are ruined after an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a modern art painting and Pippa finds herself in an adulterous affair.
03:28 Only Fools and Horses - The Sky's the Limit
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in? Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However, chaos at Gatwick means that the evening Rodney planned doesn t happen. Could there b
04:20 Father Ted - Old Grey Whistle Theft
Ted goes on a picnic, Mr Benson s whistle is stolen and Dougal learns an important lesson about true friendship. Ted narrowly avoids incriminating himself to save Dougal s worthless hide
04:46 My Family - Harper vs Harper
Ben and Susan have yet another row after he refuses to attend her godparents anniversary party so they decide on a trial separation, taking it in turns to live in the house alone. Ben moves in with Roger, ruining his love life whilst Susan overstays her
05:16 Not Going Out - Mortgage
Tim decides to sell the flat, so Lee sets to work putting off prospective buyers.
05:47 My Hero - The Consultant
Arnie put the hard word on George, being Thermoman and the consequences of his actions. George therefore retires as Thermoman.
06:16 The Palace - Episode 4
Abigails face is splashed across the front pages. Its embarrassing and she is being hounded by the press at home. Sir Iain, however, is suspicious of her. Why did the King visit her at her home? What were they discussing that late at night? When Si
07:04 The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
07:29 The Piglet Files - The Plane Truth
The Piglet Files - The Plane Truth
07:54 Ghosts - The Thomas Thorne Affair
Thomas goes down memory lane with Alison, however, the truth is muddied when the other ghosts tell their version of events. Mike struggles with his own memories of Alisons past.
08:23 Hotel Babylon - Episode 27
The staff take part in a treasure hunt around the hotel searching for valuable emeralds claimed to be hidden there. Gino finds himself being conned by a man staying at the hotel. Tony discovers that a former film star staying at the hotel isn t quite as s
09:17 Keeping Up Appearances - The Senior Citizen's Outing
Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful. As the day progresses, Hyacinth ends up in a mirror house, on some dodgems and on a ghost train.
09:47 Only Fools and Horses - The Frog's Legacy
Only Fools and Horses - The Frog s Legacy
10:49 My Family - Return of the Prodigal Prat
When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick s old room to a nursery, but Nick isn t having any of it.
11:19 Not Going Out - Examination
Lucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign s advice and discovers something he wasn t expecting.
11:48 As Time Goes By - The Country Set
Jean and Lionel spend a weekend in the country at Rocky s house. Upon arriving, they are visited by ""the country set.""
12:18 Keeping Up Appearances - Please Mind Your Head
Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It s already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!
12:48 Are You Being Served? - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person
Mrs. Slocombe temporarily takes the place of Mr. Rumbold, who has taken ill . She eats the cream cakes she finds in his office. But she then gets a call from the hospital warning that the ice cream is what made him ill.
13:20 dinnerladies - Moods
Twinkle has something weighing on her mind. In fact, everyone seems to be in a bad mood at the moment, so Philippa attempts to cheer everyone up by breaking the routine.
13:49 The Thin Blue Line - Honey Trap
After Fowler drunkenly admits to having kissed Habib during a pub quiz match, Dawkins begins to suspect the two of having an affair behind her back when Grim enlists Fowler and Habib s help in catching a criminal via entrapment.
14:19 Game On - Tangerine Candyfloss and Herne Bay Rock
Martin is very depressed about the end of his relationship with Clare; Mandy has a close encounter with Brian Kennedy, a lecturer from her old university; Martin and Mandy find out what Matthew has been writing in his secret journal.
14:50 Ghosts - Last Resort
Mike and Alison receive an incredible offer far beyond their expectations. They must make a decision, the result of which will change their lives forever.
15:20 Miranda - A Brief Encounter
A fed-up Miranda makes a big life decision: she s going travelling.
15:51 To the Manor Born - The Spare Room
Audrey gleefully sets up a blind date between Richard and an old school chum of hers who was always dumpy and unattractive, then does everything in her power to prevent it when she finds out that her old friend is now an attactive single woman who she fea
16:20 Ghosts - The Ghost of Christmas
It s Christmas Eve and the entire family is coming over to enjoy the imminent festivities. Everyone has the best intentions, but stress levels gradually rise, and there s seemingly only a matter of time until an epic blowout.
16:51 Not Going Out - Caretaker
Lee finally manages to get a job, as a caretaker. But taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Lee s new boss proves to be a
17:19 The Thin Blue Line - Come on You Blues
Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the
17:53 Not Going Out - Death
Tim s 94-year-old grandmother dies. Kate accuses Lee of not being in touch with his emotions when he fails to tell her. As penance he sees an expensive psychotherapist, who gets a bit too close to the truth. Tim, flirts with Kate, less than successfully,
18:23 One Foot in the Grave - Dreamland
Margaret is having a recurring dream about murdering someone who looks like Victor. However, it s Margaret who is starting to irritate Victor. That is, until she disappears.
18:54 Goodnight Sweetheart - Come Fly with Me
Gary and Phoebe s wedding is drawing near, but will Gary s stamina hold out for two stag nights, 54 years apart?
19:24 Birds Of A Feather - Love On The Run
Darryl is in hospital and plans to escape for one night so he can be with Tracey. With the help of a nurse, the police guard is drugged and Darryl and Tracey go to a hotel. Meanwhile, Sharon is spending the night with Martin, an artist she recently met. T
19:54 2point4 Children - I'm Going Slightly Mad
Bill is still unemployed after losing her job at the bakery. Meanwhile, Ben recruits a new assistant to help with his central heating repair business.
20:25 The Vicar of Dibley - Animals
A funeral for a pet bird inspires Geraldine to hold a special church service for all the animals of the village, despite opposition from David.
20:56 2point4 Children - Family Plot
Bill resorts to drastic measures to bring about an evening of culture and sparkling conversation.
21:26 Goodnight Sweetheart - We Don't Want to Lose You ... (1)
Gary s assumed identity as a secret agent even fools the 1944 authorities. He is recruited by a genuine M15 agent to go on a secret mission to the Isle of Wight.
21:56 The Brittas Empire - Sex, Lies and Red Tape
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre are trying to raise money so they can buy a new trampoline. Gavin and Tim are doing a sponsered sponge throw and Gordon is doing a sponsered silence. It s also Laura s birthday and her husband Michael has come from America
22:27 Not Going Out - Tent
Lee organises a family camping trip into the back of beyond, where they soon discover that no one can hear them scream.
22:57 Waiting for God - A Double Wedding?
After confiding her doubts about marriage to Sarah, Diana has a raucous hen night with male strippers whilst Tom s stag night is a very staid affair. The befuddled Dennis Sparrow is to conduct the two wedding ceremonies separately but due to a double book
23:28 As Time Goes By - Living Together, But Where?
Jean and Lionel finally decide to live together but, each assume that the other one is moving into their place. Later Lionel get s arrested outside Jean s house for acting suspiciously.
23:58 Friday Night Dinner - The Anniversary
Mum and Dad s anniversary is ruined when Dad paints a portrait of Mum that looks like Margaret Thatcher, Jonny gets a tattoo of a skull, and Jim sleep-walks around their house, causing havoc.